Human Being

[huntydraws]

Friends

[huntydraws]

Friends

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[3cheers]

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[historium]

An editorial cartoon about the anti-vaccination movement from the 1930s

[melyzard]

From the 1930s

[denverfarmboy]

WOW! It’s True, the more things change, the more stupid people stay the same!

[pinkmanthedog]

What are your best animal training fails?

Mine:

- when I was teaching my dog Pinkman to boop she thought she was getting food for hitting her head on things so for like two full weeks she ran around indiscriminately smashing her face into walls and furniture and then asking for a treat

- trying to teach my baby horse Nugget to bow but now he’s just constantly checking his armpits for food

[securityunit-ese]

A dog that can open fridges

[followthebluebell]

Almost every trick my cat has learned has been mutated and used for evil purposes.

Training him to sit means he sits on my feet whenever I’m carrying food.  I have tripped over him.  A lot.  He especially loves plopping his ass on my feet as I open the fridge. 

Platform?  Oh shit, that just means he learned how LEDGES work and now he treats the entire house like his own personal platforming video game.  I had to re-arrange the kitchen to move the chairs further from the counters.

High five?  He repeatedly smacks my hand if I’m holding food, because he assumes that’s the same thing as a high five.

The ultimate result of scent-training was that he hunted down the box I kept scented things in and tore it apart.  I MEAN, I GUESS THAT’S THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME BUT STILL.

So far, teaching him to jump through a hoop has been harmless, but I’m still concerned.

[fractiousrvt]

Teaching my dog how to spin short circuited her brain. She spins over, and over, and over, and over when excited.

Food excites her.

Training excites her.

I have been unable to teach her anything since I taught her how to spin, because she gets excited and... spins.

[lmxmhr]

My Chemical Romance - A summoning… (2020) dir. Kris Mercado

[fishingcatz]

if the world was ending and the only weed left was a strain called “if you smoke this you are racist” would you smoke it?

[la-cerise-sur-le-gayteau]

lmao if water was called if i drink this im racist would you drink it? bs

[fishingcatz]

I wouldnt because im not racist

[doqqydiscourse]

this is so fucking funny what the fuck

[fishingcatz]

nothing funny about racist weed dummy 

[doqqydiscourse]

yes, i’m the dummy for realizing that the name of something i consume doesn’t make me racist lol

[fishingcatz]

[delightfulsubg-deactivated20210]

[vette7519]

Lol

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

[pochowek]

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

[pochowek]

Chuj ci w brzuch.

Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[pochowek]

Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..

My poruchamy chętnie….

[weeniebagel]

now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is Wilson. Wilson has a paw print nose.

[dumbucket]

it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just

[demonladytakkuri]

In the same vein it’s funny that people portray vultures as evil Spooky omens of death but they’re really just

[zookeeperproblems]

Vultures and corvids are both so, so silly.

[neroxas]

@sixpenceee @sixpenceeeblog He craves the radioactive mineral

[humanbeing136]

Sksksksks

My friend just said “The wood goes plop...”

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[krystal-prisms]

I want that house