Lucas loves gay animals

I am nearly 24 years old, and I love gay sex and furry porn. I am a therian, specifically a River otter. I also really align with wolves, my fursona is named Pizza and is a cowboy. I’m gay, nonbinary. He/they pronouns. Also! I have Autism/ADHD and love Pokémon and a few horror furry series

[2560x1440]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[cpericardium]

[toddsolondz]

[biscuit-tornado]

[sacred-portal]

[basil-kat]

No place left for freaks like me

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[sermna]

???

[albertnatural]

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

[albertnatural]

i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise

[chilewithcarnage]

can you tell the hacker to come back

[drearyhours]

the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists

[drearyhours]

[horrorofthebeast]

[sea--burn]

continuing to protagonistmaxx

[sea--burn]

[sea--burn]

somewhat compelled by this statement

[yorgen-sh]

[winterweary]

This made me laugh out loud

[omegaverse]

yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

[cheeso]

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

[ask-vonbelfry]

… wat

[cheeso]

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

[pjackk]

My hoes care about me.

[pjackk]

Thiss web site need to have a conversation about a new topic: Respect

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh