[meanplastic]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

chekyns

chekens

chekynnes

chekennes

chykynnes

chykyns

chykens 

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

[slowspinningredemption]

[cherubs-deactivated20180718]

really no offence but photorealism (boring) shouldn’t be the end goal of art. lesbianism (exciting, fun) should be 

[neopets2002-deactivated20170101]

tagged/me

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[oldschoolteenflicks]

Smokey and the Bandit (1977) dir. by Hal Needham

[oldschoolteenflicks]

Little Darlings (1980) dir. by Ronald F. Maxwell

[politicalsci]

[skenpiel]

i want to be a bartender

[skenpiel]

men named bart look out

[coolgoatjuli]

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime

[dicksmasher]

[trashboat]

tumblr just fucking nailing it today

[red-mercer]

Unrestrained summer fun

[featheredcritter]

half life 2 scenery

[catchymemes]

[retroactivebakeries]

#this does not fill me with confidence

[sonic-gems-collection]

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

[riotings]

fail glass covering our cringe bears

[bandwagonaf]

I am a hockey blog, but tbh this the best Gritty take I’ve seen. Cities should just have monsters, sports or no sports.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[westborofaptist]

mark went in and took no hostages

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[newtlesbian]

not wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know im a whore

[lakevida]

only wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know i’m a whore

[hyperactivehedgehog]

kicking both of you out of the lab because someone's gotta uphold lab safety rules

[gifak-net]

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

[tamagotchivevo]

aw hell no

[unseeliequeen-deactivated201904]

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

[nebula-cnidaria]

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

[gummygomamon]

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

[theparadoxmachine]

As a side note, as a Texan I can confirm that mockingbirds are total trolls who will also mimic thr sounds of babies crying and phones ringing so deer are definitely not the only ones getting freaked out by them