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[humblewonderer]

my bio ayyy

A little info before you hop in in!

🌱 Helloo, my name is Bubble :] you can also nickname me by variations of my user (@.humblewonderer)

🌱 female + minor

🌱 proud Christian! Jesus is King

🌱 Quotev refugee :']

💛 I love drawing and memes and I'm currently creating a sort-of comic known as Quotev Fallen Empire

💛 In a butt ton of fandoms (primarily Hunger Games, LOTR/Hobbit, Dungeon Meshi, and WC)

❌️ DNF (do not follow) ❌️

❌️ I do not support 'proshipping' at all (inc3st, p3do, z00 shippers get OUT)

❌️ NSFW/smut/sexual content

❌️ Christian hater (what are you even doin on my profile lol)

❌️ Pro Hamas/supporter of Hamas

❌️ Block evade (if I've blocked you it means I don't want to interact, pls respect that)

And to anyone else who is hateful or nasty in general, please dni so I can live my best drama free life 🙏

🌱 Hope you enjoy your stay! 🌱

[arrimorr]

Space Odyssey 2026 🤯

Caine is litterally Hal space odyssey shaped ...

[nondelphic]

i love when people say "i’d read your book!" like girl me too unfortunately i haven’t written it yet because i am trapped in a cycle of procrastination and the feeling of impending doom

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

[thebigdeepcheatsy]

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[qqueenofhades]

Funeral held for remains of medieval man found on Hampshire beach

Remains dated to between 1450 and 1650 are laid to rest after becoming exposed in mud in 2022

[theriu]

This is so beautiful. People found a man hundreds of years dead and didn't see a piece of history; they just saw a man, possibly murdered, who deserved the proper burial he wasn't given. God indeed knows who He was and I think He was pleased to see so much empathy and effort from His church for someone who could never thank them.

[nielsthecat]

sexy lamp test but for kids in fiction. Antique Vase Test. if the kid can be replaced with an antique vase (or similar valuable object) then you’ve failed to depict a person with agency and have instead written a Stakes Raiser

[edithtove]

I really dislike when people lack true manners. And I’m not talking about basic things like chewing with your mouth closed or saying thank you. I’m talking about having a genuine respect for others — gracefully making space for people on the sidewalk, choosing your words thoughtfully, and lifting others up with kind compliments. It’s about allowing others to have the first share or the best seat, and being able to take a deep breath and move on from conflicts, without needing anything in return. It’s not about neglecting yourself to serve others, but knowing there’s a beautiful balance. It warms my heart whenever I feel and see it happen.

[tlaquetzqui]

I would say chewing with your mouth closed is actually a part of that, though. Etiquette rules primarily exist to make it easy to act as if you were being considerate. Just like safety rules exist so you’ll act as if you were prudent.

One of the big problems particularly in the postwar period, but going back well before that, is people dispensing with rules and saying “oh you should just always be benevolent”. But if we have rules for our behavior, we’ll be beneficial even when we’re not benevolent, do good even when we don’t feel good. “Do as thou wilt, but keep thee to honor” only works if you’re already honorable, and you only get there by practice. Etiquette is training wheels for courtesy.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fulmionce]

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again

[greater-than-the-sword]

This is one of those projects where you just know the author wrote a big long artist's statement for a sculpture course about how it's a critique of capitalism or something just so they could get academic credit for doing something unhinged

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[boingmann]

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[crabussy]

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

[shallowsenjoyer]

im so mad i cant find it anymore but heres my recreation

[crabussy]

this is kind of beautiful. I reckon we should all fabricate tweets from faint half-remembrances and letter them by hand instead of using screenshots

[feraligatr]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay this is just getting funny now

[shaxza]

in the bible in revelations i think or somewhere, it warns you that near the end times, false prophets will pop up claiming to be the messiah. do you ever think scholars from like 700 years ago studying the bible would have thought this would be one of them

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

John the Elder: in my book I said beware false prophets as a warning

Christians: we have finally invented the false prophets from the hit Bible book that says beware false prophets

[cyberr-v0id]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a long haired man

[strawberry-souffle]

PSA: stuttering in fics

as someone with a speech impediment, all of the people saying that only one type of stuttering is valid are wrong.

stuttering CAN look like this: "t-this is a-an example s-s-sentence"

OR this: "this-this is an example sen-sentence."

OR this: "t-t-t-th-..t-ttttthis is an example sentence."

OR this: "this is, uhm, an example, uh, sentence."

OR this: "this is an example sssssss-sentence."

OR this: "this is an examp-...this an example sentence."

sometimes the sentence won't even come out of your mouth at all.

there are probably many examples i'm forgetting, but that's the point! it usually is a mix of a few of these, but some people do one of them more often than others! some people with speech impediments have certain sounds that they almost consistently have trouble with (for me it's "st").

people with speech impediments also rarely-if ever-stutter whilst they're singing or whispering.

most importantly!!!! people with speech impediments are capable of saying a sentence without stuttering!! it can just be a gamble sometimes.

and if more people could portray the frustration that comes with stuttering and not being able to get words out, i'd be a very happy girl.

(fun fact: sometimes when my mouth won't let me say what i want to say, i get so annoyed that i just yell or grumble out "WORDS.")

this was your speech impediment PSA!!!!

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically