Lady Sevara

These are snacks. Full course stories coming eventually.

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Reylo; A Retrospective

Not gonna lie. I want the Sequels to get the Prequel treatment.

After everyone has calmed down and/or forgotten, we'll get a Clone Wars-type show to make us love all the characters. Honestly, we just need to remake the movies if, for no other reason, Reylo was a huge miss.

Can you imagine a high-strung Kylo with low ambitions, Rey? Self-assured desert hobbit with emo red stick edge lord? Reylo was mediocre in the movies at best and a poorly thought-out disaster at worst, but what if they were a disaster couple on purpose?

Come on—think about it. In movie one, it's painfully obvious they were childhood friends through their physic conversations. A plucky and hopeful Rey with a shy Ben. Everyone assumed Rey talking to herself was just loneliness, but she knew the truth. Ben constantly hid these conversations until he was found out and told never to engage in this power again. (Maybe Luke saw it as Dark side spookiness)

The next time they meet Rey is light-years away from her comfy misery and Ben is multiple traumas under his natrauly shy self. It's immediately apparent how well they could work with each other if Rey gave a shit and Kylo wasn't trying to kill everyone. In the end, they figure out the whole "Oh, I'm trying to kill the only person who actually saw me for who I was" thing. Leaving a tense moment for the raging Kylo to be oddly calm, and for pessimistic Rey to finally be interested.

I won't go movie by movie since that requires way more thinking than a Tumblr post deserves. The two disaster children would be choked by the "opposite religions." Rey could be propped up as a hero, the one who will slay the dark lord, while Kylo would still be Kylo. When the showdown happens, they both say, "fuck it." Then, go on to be Grey Jedi together.

Obviously, this Tumblr post reads like a Tumblr post and not a Star Wars trilogy. It's short, not too well thought out, and lacking a lot of key details, like arcs for the side characters, villains, etc. Thankfully, the sequel Trilggoy already reads like a Tumblr post, so I got that going for me.

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It was a threat and an invitation. Respect and a declaration. She bowed her body, not her head.

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Keaya x Reader-? teaser: Part 1

If watching the sun trace across the office was boring, then watching the strapping self proclaimed detective do busy work was just asinine. "I see a different type of God in your eyes." No, Keaya didn't know what he meant by that. It was just a feeling he turned into a sentence. "Considering it's your friend that's in trouble, the lack of concern is astounding." Ah there it was. Straight forward, jabbing, but Kaeya supposed it was warranted. After all, her brother was a kidnapper, Mondstadt had a cult on their hands, yet here they were. Sifting through reports on the incident, and all Kaeya wanted to know more about was her. He smirked from across the table. "Ah, so I'm right." "And?" "So there is more to learn under that blunt exterior." He finally earned her eye contact. "And there's nothing more to learn under that agreeable exterior." If Kaeya knew he could've been this aggressive from the beginning, this would've come a lot sooner. The cold coffee splattered across the floor. She was right, there was more at stake here. -------- A/N The writing chamber needs a break, but I lost the keys to get out. I hoped my mindless drafting was intriguing! Yes, this is a draft from a full fanfiction I'm writing and it's been real fun to give samples like this. Any ? you know what to do!

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"You're playing with fire." "Mhm, good thing not everybody is a dumb ass otherwise we would've burned the world down by now."

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"But as you call the world cold, distillate, and unfeeling. When blood pours from your neck, is it as warm as you thought it'd be?"

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"What could we be if we got a thousand tries?"

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Zhongli: About the strange Archon

Zhongli: Hm. Few choose to call her that title. There's always a mortal instinct to keep the same, so a disruption to the order of The Seven is frowned upon, although it might be warranted. Paimon: See, this is why we came to you! Zhongli always knows something about any part of history we could ever ask! Traveler: And Paimon wanted some fishermen Toast while while we were in Liyue.

Zhongli: Idalia is largely only known among her people, to which there are few. It's been said that she walks among her city often and is treated no different than the populace. That's why many doubt her position as a god. Paimon: Wait so people just know? How can a ruler get anything done if she's treated no differently? Traveler: Have you not met her either? Zhongli: She seems to lack any kind of Celestial form, if she did, I would have surely met her acquaintance by now. However it seems her Godly status is debated even by her. Zhongli: We don't even know if "Idalia" is her name or a title given to her by her people. Paimon: Wow! Wait, so what you're saying is, she might not even be a god? Traveler: Or an Archon. Paimon: Oh! Paimon gets it! If even Venti was unsure of her status, you wanted to ask around to make sure this wasn't just a rumor! Taveler: Mhm. Zhongli: Dielle is a nation that seems to question what it is, just like it's supposed Archon. Visitors are largely left to their own interpretations, but if you are looking to meet with her, you should find little trouble. Paimon: Thanks Zhongli! Looks like our next task is finding someone who's actually been there!

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Interesting Mondstadt voice-lines

Diona: If there was no Diluc, there'd be no Mondstadt wine industry, If there was no Mondstadt wine industry, daddy wouldn't drink, and if daddy didn't drink, he would keep me company. Oh... Diluc: It's not? She simply despises alcohol? Huh! I never thought I'd find another bar tending like myself in Mondstadt.

Plenty of people have already pointed out how these two voice lines are enough reason to have Diluc to adopt Diona, or at least have give them some cute father daughter moments.

What? You expect me to say more? Nah I'm a show not tell kind of gal. I'll go back to my writing chamber now.

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Me: I help people get their lives together for a living. Friend: Oh? Are you a therapist? Me: Writer.

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When Tevat got a new Archon

Paimon: 500 years? That still sounds like a long time for Paimon. Venti: SoUNds LIKe A loNg TiME FoR PAImon Paimon: Hey! Enough mocking! Hmph! Paimon: Anyways, why does that number sound oddly familiar? Traveler:... Paimon: *whispers* Oh ya! What would it mean for a God to be born around that time? Traveler:... Paimon: Ya! we should definitely ask them about your sibling! Venti: Well when you undoubtedly bring about great change, joy and perhaps a new festival celebrating your works in this new nation, make sure to tell the tale of the Wind Swept Bard while you're at it. Paimon: We're not free marketing! Traveler: Why would you want us to? Venti: Because I haven't met her acquaintance yet. Paimon: What?! Wait- Venti the Bard or Venti the-? Venti: Yup. Paimon: Oh wow! So we really don't know what we're walking into huh? We better be extra careful! Do you at least know their name? Venti: Oh what was it? Delilah? Isadora? Abiela? Paimon: All those names sound like they have nothing to do with each other. Kind of seems like an important thing to forget. Venti: Oh now I remember! Traveler: Thank goodness. Venti: When you get there, Idalia will be the name you'll be looking for. Traveler: We're not going straight there. Paimon: Huh? Why not? Traveler: Do you know if anyone else has met them? Venti: Ah if you mean what I think, no, I'm not sure if anyone else has met her either. Paimon: Oh! You want to go ask around before we go? Traveler: This all smells fishy. Paimon: Agreed. Plus, we can do a drive by all the local restaurants while we're at it!

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Genshin Archon Oc idea

Archon's titles are not determined by their powers, but rather their act upon goals or principles.

Venti as the God of Freedom built Mondstadt to be a place where anyone can go after what makes them happy. Zhongli is unlike say a genie and is unable to magically tie you to your word. Ei is a God who seeks eternity and it titled for her goals, not her powers to do so.

This approach to building gods is lovely- not only does it deepen character, but it leaves things loose for us. Instead of "Thor, the God of Thunder," we can have, "Idalia, Goddess of Light."

Well, wait that sounds rather straight forward. Light could be the element that their vision takes on, but it tells us little about who she is. Wisdom and Justice are simple enough to understand at a glance. Contracts may require a bit more thinking, but light isn't really understandable as a goal or principle.

Ah, but what if that was the point? What if this young Archon was confident enough to let you, Tevat's beloved Traveler, be able to tell at a glance that there was more going on in this blatant simplicity?

"Oh, sorry, but might I ask- are you not the infamous traveler? Are tiny nation has heard a wealth of great things concerning you! Speaking of concerning- uh should we be?"

"Huh? Why?"

"You see, nation shattering events seem to follow you around like a puppy that can't stay away from its master. Are nation is still quite young and ever changing, but still quite fragile. You're not going to break it are you?"

"Now wait just a minute! Paimon and the Traveler don't go around breaking things! It's just that, well, things tend to go sideways when we're trying to meet Archon." "Ah I see, then how about we be straight forward? What do you have to ask dear Traveler? Because the sooner I can get you to leave the better." "Huh- what? What are you talking about?" "Ask and find out."

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"People hate it when you lie, but they'll hate you when they realize you were never lying." -Idaila

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"I swear if we were all immortal we'd just be idiots that lived longer."

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"I've never met a mortal that doesn't seek favor from a god, yet still wants to be their friend."

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"Young heart, old soul."