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*Whimpers*
This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.
Dorsal view by the same photographer:
And from the side:
Mimicking something and I cant tell what :(
what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at.
this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.
the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…
I simply must torment you a bit with these, let us see some of my personal favourites! (part one due to the image limit)
let us start with the kiss on the cheek (eyes averted! oh the pose! these were taken between 1910-1940)
or the nearly opposite energy (how daring!) of the kiss or caress with direct eye contact (1910-1930)
and then the innocent – yet so flirty – classic of the park encounter! (1890-1920)
and then the famed kiss on the bare shoulder – what an idea, what a vibe, such intimacy! (1910-1930)
and oh, I am not done, look at this – the adoration of the woman! look at this expression, this pose, this decorum! (1910-1940)
and then some of my favourites from the more playful or direct category, enjoy (1910-1930):
and, at last (thank you for still being here and witnessing my recent fascination with vintage polish photography) my three absolute favourites outside of any particular categories (1910-1930)
just look at her. just look.
Project Hail Mary is the best thing to happen to Hollywood xenobiology. I hope future sci fi movies try to one-up eachother in characterizing completely unearthly organisms after audiences cried so much over a hand starfish rock.
Can't wait to read or listen to the original novel now, knowing it has 10x the speculative science including way way more about the sun-eating microbes
10/10 science fiction masterpiece to me
👎👎👎👎👎 (please watch it if you havent)
Feels like a good place to plug this video!
if you are "animal lover" and don't find the beauty and silliness stored in the humble leech then you should try
Reminder
They do this :3
I just learned that in the 70's Toei wanted to compete with Godzilla and Gamera with its own original kaiju but the project got scrapped before any filming or FX work began.
All we have is concept art of DEVIL MANTA who would have been fucking awesome
XP/98 remix
ok what the fuck
It sounds like some digital boss theme
I had to draw this.
I think arboreal leeches are one of the Most Shaped animals
Blorpy little creatures
the gooners
they’re everywhere
Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.
who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss
sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.
Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?
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Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!
Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life
ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis
the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀
Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:
He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022
He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them
The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives
He won anyway
the music video in question
Thats the gentlest one. He made a whole parody song around the fact that one sheriff did a double take at a cake on his kitchen table:
And this is one of the ones that really hurt a grown man's feelings:
Court cases set precedents that similar cases may cite to basically win instantly, so let it be known the united states judicial system has concluded that if an officer of the law breaks into your house on false pretenses, you have a constitutional right to make youtube videos, using their personal photos, in which you claim to have cucked him 🫡🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)
oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!
Please please please please please please don't install a 2007 out of support microsoft product, just use Libre Office, an open source office suite that gets regular updates and is going to be NOT a massive point of vulnerability on your system.
Also if you get 365 Apps for Business it's the same office products without the AI stuff for about $70 a year.
just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point
An almost universal rule of militant vegans or animal rights peta types is that they only ever know a lot about animals if animal science is a separate special interest. They never ever EVER educate themselves about evolution or taxonomy or what food webs look like as an actual part of their animal advocacy. Most I've encountered do not know what "phyla" are, or what makes animal cells and plant cells that different, or where fungi go on the tree of life, or what actually constitutes plankton, or what pollinates other than bees and butterflies, or the difference between poison and venom, or any of the other day one basics any animal nerd child could tell them.
I've even run into people like this who have *disdain* for that knowledge, because they like to think none of the science is even relevant to their philosophy. They don't care what the difference is between an annelid and a mollusk, only that they're all animals, so don't eat them. They don't think it matters how all these things connect to their own existence or dietary habits.
Even if that knowledge would have zero effect on your beliefs, it is sad, alarming, downright embarrassing to profess to love animals and not have inherent curiosity in how they even work outside their utility to you as ideological props.
Was scuncht about it, but fine now.
I was just looking up the various fonts used in Undertale to confirm something, and most of the answers were expected ones – Papyrus, Comic Sans, Wingdings, etc. – and then I got to the font used for displaying your stats in battle, and... well now.
(For those who are also learning this fact for the first time today, apparently the font used for stats in battle is a custom typeface originally designed for the 2010 indie Flash game Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars called "Mars Needs Cunnilingus". Imagine a skeleton named that.)
I don’t even know any more.
I clicked on this isekai anime (Apocalypse Bringer) just to see what the giant preying mantis was all about and instead got a less sleazy, more narratively interesting alternative to Overlord. Like Overlord, a guy gets reincarnated as the villain leader of his favorite fantasy RPG, and his second in command is a demon girl he was obsessed with from the game. But in Overlord, the main guy is the only one who knows it's a game, and the demon girl is like a brainwashed mind slave (as a plot point). In Apocalypse Bringer, demon girl is completely in on it with isekai guy, and it's written really cute!
Nobody else in the fantasy realm remembers being a video game, but she does, and she's delighted to have suddenly achieved sentience, even though she has no idea how or why it happened either. The two of them are equals who decide to play along with their villain roles from the game because they're not sure what else they can do, and because both of them are big nerds
The main guy has also shown absolutely zero horniness about any of this. Instead he just admires demon elf girl as a role model?
As soon as he's able to change clothes, he just wants to dress more like she does and sticks with it:
(which could mean anything) I'm probably making this sound too wholesome though. They ARE villains. They're stuck in a world where "alignment" is a tangible force, like it is in Dungeons and Dragons, and they definitely do Evil things. By just episode 5 you get to watch demon elf girl slowly torture a man to death with her tentacles (she has tentacles), and the man was more or less about to commit genocide, so I agree with her decision, it's just that you're left wondering whether she actually did it out of any care for the victims or because she'd have jumped on any permission to do a torture-murder on anyone at all.
I gotta say it feels like it's already tackling the topic of "evil" with a little more complexity than the aforementioned Overlord show. Haven't even gotten to the giant preying mantis. Fully invested in this guy's morally grey friendship with a Pinocchio'd video game monster.