In which Howlās Moving Castle is full of those RelatableĀ Millennial Feels
Convinced sheās fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
Constant excuses to not talk to people
Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
āIām eighteen but Iām ninety at heartā
Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc itās free and at this point why not
*everythingās on fire* āThis is fineā
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.
Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
Loves his blood family but just⦠canāt be around themĀ
āWhy donāt you have a real jobā
Cannot handle responsibility
Is responsible for things anyway
āHowl we have no moneyā āIām going to buy a skullā
Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ā¢
alsoĀ ātreat yo selfāĀ
Just Canāt anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
āOh no I care for all these people whyā
Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
āI donāt careā he says caringly, while caring deeply.
What is happening why this plz help
Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
āI guess this nowā :/
Better at adulting than the actual adults
Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
A bit useless in a crisis
Tries so hard, gets so far
Found family is the best family
āIām being exploited!ā
Complains about everything
Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now heās living in a fireplace
Eats everything and anything.Ā
āGuys I have arms be impressed by my armsā
Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like itās about to fall apart and frightens people.
Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for themĀ