yeah

hi im hayley and i wanna be a cowboy, baby

[grox]

Putting a penis pump on my finger so my finger gets bigger so I can touch things better

[suicidalwhistleblower]

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

[geniusoflove]

Your pussy stinks

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[micromontage]

*at the job interview* i have powers

[coughloop]

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

[recordstore]

i ❤️ when god doesn’t answer

[alloflove]

1983 paper art co. fuzzy unicorn stickers

[saintkerosene]

there she goes

[chips1977]

I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

fun facg if you all cashaop me 500 bucks i can literally help you reach salvation and bring you to the light

[unalivejournal]

we need a new type of physical media

[unalivejournal]

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[newyork]

you can start today btw

[achillesinhighheels]

[pjackk]

Ive made a new game its called the drink yo self to death game the rules are take a shot every time a new fcking ugly bitch from krakow trys to steal my man on whatsapp

[podcastwizard]

ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.