mmmmm conk crete

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[patronsaintofbridgeburners]

Come hang out we’re doing salvia bucket bongs and then trying to perform improvisational slam poetry

[karrakazz]

one time in college i had some kind of computer problem so i navigated an endless bureaucratic trail from desk to desk and person to person until i was told to go to a room and sit on a chair and wait for some guy, and eventually a short sweaty man in his 40s barrelled into the room and saw me on the chair and said to me "hang on a second, i gotta piss like a racehorse" and i felt instantly comfortable and happy to hand my computer over to this man. thats part of why its hard for me to be professional for any length of time, because i think so often about this man and the racehorse piss and how happy i was to hear him say that instead of "hello how can i help you." i do not remember if he fixed my computer.

[floral-ashes]

Always worth re-sharing this.

Trans Rules of Engagement - INTO

We are all flawed, traumatized humans at the end of their rope.

[headedoutleft]

Principles

1. We are all flawed, traumatized humans at the end of their rope. Many of our actions say more about the conditions we live under than who we are as people.

2. No one is disposable. No one is unsalvageable.

3. Life holds greater value than being right or comfortable. Hurt is preferable to death.

4. No one should be deprived of community.

5. Harm does not require further harm. Punishment does not equate protection or healing.

[trashdogpenultimate]

dude did you just they/them my mom?

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[girlcockdrunk]

Killing the cop in my head for the sexual thrill

[saphfoe]

As we left the gay club a drag queen walked past us wearing fake tits bigger than her damn entire body and she doffed her sunhat to me like an old English gentleman

[borscht-and-beets]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAY PEOPLE!!!!!1!!!11!!

[saphfoe]

saphfriend or saphfoe

[bibyvariable]

started playing caves of qud...haven't gotten too crazy with it yet

meet yajr my silly gunslinger she is insane i think

extra yajr:

and because this plays in my head each time i think about her:

[pansyfemme]

it’s andrew in drag time

[pansyfemme]

has anyone else heard this

[baeddoll]

your playing Mario 64 on your robot and she’s giggling occasionally and you eventually ask her what’s up and she struggles to explain how hilarious these fucked up invisible walls are

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[omtai]

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

[hydraceous]

(from xkcd 452)

[pansyfemme]

meow

[winged-void]

Is there a term for the various cultural ephemera people only bring up to have the same boring argument over and over again? E.G. Pineapple on pizza, is a hotdog a sandwich, tomato vegetable, etc.

The kind of boring pseudocontroversial statements people make to stir the pot in reddit threads, or at the lamest possible dinner conversations you've ever borne witness to.

[hydraceous]

[aistobascistod]

Slash fiction : “Step towards me, Jim,” said Spock, reaching out gingerly, tentatively, his arm betraying all the depths of emotion forever hidden beneath that strong, calm voice, the path of his hand toward Kirk’s face, the graze of his fingers across the captain’s cheek, “you have a lash lying across your zygomatic bone.”

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Science fiction : “Step towards me, Jim,” said Spock, reaching out gingerly, tentatively, his arm betraying all the depths of emotion forever hidden beneath that strong, calm voice, the path of his hand toward Kirk’s face, the graze of his fingers across the captain’s cheek, “you have a cience lying across your zygomatic bone.”