moon, 12:04am

i painted your face countless times

[teenytinyfrog-deactivated201904]

:)!

[eventinthe]

@astressedwriter @walkingbreathingtrash @bookreader99

[gothvegas]

Ok I’m gonna preface this with that I absolutely respect and care for all living things including all types of bugs

But I jsut really really hate this

[slavery]

What if your Uber drive threw a flash bang in the backseat

[glnger-ale-official]

i would open my mouth and I would catch it in my teeth and I would swallow it whole

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[jasper-rolls]

today we will eat at deodorant

[rabbitloser]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。you!! ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

[kurtvile-deactivated20190625]

soulja boy tell em

[amazingspaceship]

You can really spot a lot if you look closely at all the fighters…

[salamander-hamilton]

[foulserpent]

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

One time when I was like 7 I was eating a baby bottle pop and I inhaled the powder and I was suffocating so my mom made me get out of the car and drink from a puddle in a Walmart parking lot

[jordyjoestar]

your mom needs to be arrested

[zvyezda]

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

[thepolyglotdream]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

[kimsbian2point0]

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

[loverboylen]

#russians dont have eyes

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[memesonthehour]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[jihyolegend]

🍉🍍🍊🥝🍇

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

“You really think you’re getting out of here alive? Pathetic.”

[caden]

You still dont get it, do you, Phillip? I’m not trapped in here with you. 

You’re trapped in here with me. 

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

damn they were just doin they job

[postal3]

@ketchup-kun @spruced-walrus @hyerimn7

[dammy-alex]

I wanna kill myself now thanks @gogoyellow

[hyerimn7]

i didnt know i was break checking u today

[unpretty]

while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion the first time movie Tintin pulls out a photorealistic handgun

[unpretty]

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.