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I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

crabanarchy

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

hardwrench

when the unpopular female character is mean and cruel to the fan favorite 🤩😍🥳🥳🥳💍💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️‼️‼️‼️👍

andewitt

night creature

birdandmoon

Where you'll see a rare bird.

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bugjest

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

youremysunshine8

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

cluepoke

Birds...

polkadotmotmot

Emily Simmons - Curiosity at the Fountain, 2026 - Aquarelle, watercolour on canvas

clownboybebop

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer