Thulian Dianthus Caryophyllus

/vague blogging noises

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[bynine]

starter babies

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[crow--teeth]

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

[glimmah]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[krystal-prisms]

You've been hit by

You've been struck by a

[l0thl0rien]

keep your friends close and your lord of the rings extended editions closer

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[inianmoon]

oaks bottom

august 15th

2014

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[kilncreatures]

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

[jadeharleyinc]

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

[jadeharleyinc]

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[yorgen-sh]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese