Professional Lurker

nothing personal

[tikkety-tok]

what's the chances of that?!

[adobe-outdesign]

same energy

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news to all my fellow nonbinary folks, we're set.

[asarigolo]

[deaddolin]

i love days n daze

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[gunsandfireandshit]

According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao

[ssalmonn]

the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema

[sussura]

Every time I watch this I break out into giggles it’s just so funny idk even how to explain it but the animation and the dialogue and everything it gets me every time I love this

[shutyourmoustache]

🐝 get jet-lagged. I repeat: bees get jet-lagged.

[kipplekipple]

I mean sure but... If they ARE using those other things then surely they're still perceiving time, just using those specific things to measure it?

[aethenia]

[aethenia]

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

[valtsv]

my esteemed rival,

[valtsv]

my beloved nemesis,

[valtsv]

dearly detested,

[valtsv]

collection of my favorite responses in the notes

[nothorses]

Cis people fucking with gender is good for trans people, actually.

It normalizes these breaks from gender expectations, it promotes acceptance of it, and it helps us expand resources that help trans people if cis people are using them, too.

Imagine a world where binding is a common fashion choice; where nearly every major fashion company makes and sells them, where nobody bats an eye when someone wants to flatten their chest.

Imagine a world where people can go on HRT just because they want to; where more clinics provide it, more doctors learn how to administer it, and more researchers research the effects.

Imagine a world where “GRS” surgeries are open to anyone who wants them; where you don’t need letters and assessments and specialists and therapists to determine you’re sufficiently miserable in your body without them.

“Appropriating transness” my ass. We have a lot more in common with disability activism than marginalized ethnicities and cultures, yall. Not because this is a disorder or a disability, but because the “culture” you’re referring to is just a collection of needs that a lot of us have in common.

The more normalized it is to meet those needs, the more widely-available those resources will be.

[prismatic-bell]

It’s called the “curb cut effect” and OP is entirely correct.

[prime-tiktoks]

[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[ebearcrochet]

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

[cozysafechaotic]

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

[dorbu]

really terrible but not at all surprising to have factual, real-time evidence that police would not shoot right wingers even if they formed a mob and stormed government buildings

[4gifs]

[tayl0rw3st]

This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

[sprectum-deactivated20140324]

He looks petrified

[unhingedandunwell]

You’re laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[en-futubandera]

[mezzodical]

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

[mezzodical]