[tylidae]

oh my god oh my god its bingus its bingus from pokemon

[orrrriggggg-deactivated20210115]

trans woman in need of help before college starts

please don’t scroll past this. I seriously need help.

my other donation post about my car has completely lost traction and now things are getting even more uncertain and difficult for me.

To cut to the chase, I’m an unemployed trans woman in an abusive household who’s almost definitely going to lose her health insurance soon. I’m normally on Medicaid, but my state keeps denying me for some reason and I can’t renew it anymore. My college will not let me enroll next semester without health insurance.

My school has been vital to my transition and overall well being. My medicine is being prescribed through the health center there, I don’t have transportation or funds for regular checkups otherwise, and I don’t have anyone willing to help me close by.

Student health insurance costs $1380, and it’s really the only thing I can get at this point. I would have applied for a cheaper option earlier, but I had no way of knowing that my Medicaid would suddenly be denied this late. Enrollment for student health insurance ends February 1st. I can probably supplement some of this myself, but I’m just setting the goal right now.

Genuinely, every donation helps. Even if you can only give a small amount, please consider it. If every person who reblogged some of my other posts left just 1 dollar each, I’d already have transportation and insurance. If you can’t donate, please at least reblog. Thank you.

v*nmo: @origammmi

cash*pp: $origammmi

payp*l: [email protected] or paypal.me/origammmi

$0/$1380

[orrrriggggg-deactivated20210115]

holy shit thank you guys so much. I posted this earlier tonight and the support has already been amazing. I’ll still need a decent bit more if I dont want to completely empty my bank account, but I feel a lot less hopeless already. Just reblogging to update.

$1007 / $1380

[hashtagloveloses]

this is the only ship that matters

[hashtagloveloses]

THEY MADE THIS INTO A BOOK CALLED “SANTA’S HUSBAND”

[hashtagloveloses]

MERRY CHRISTMAS I AM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT FOR THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY THEY WROTE A PREQUEL COMIC ABOUT HOW THEY MET!!!!!!!!!!!

[shivermewhiskerz]

THIS IS,, THE CUTEST THING?? LIKE EVER?? UA!!

[creativefiend19]

These Davids are this post IRL. And they wear matching outfits everyday. 

[wakandamama]

FOUND THE DAVIDS YALL

[frogmp3]

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

[skydodie]

Here lies Kay. She is a great friend.

[the-tevinter-biscuit]

Here lies Charlie. They were in a few weeks ago and the machine is happening.

[meesta-egg]

Here lies Meesta. She was a little late to the party.

[i-called-my-drone-daddy]

Here lies Flo. She was just so confused about how she is.

[clawedcosplay]

Here lies Navy. He was a good time.

[dogmoth]

Here lies Cerf. She was a cursed lady with no mercy and then she was a blessed mother

[oglostboy]

Here lies Ryan. He was just like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who is just like a guy.

[roachpatrol]

here lies roach. he was told that he was told to weld it up to the point of a knife.

[proserpine-in-phases]

here lies andrea. she was just a little bit of a difficult concept.

[ghostfiish]

Here lies Carlie. She was a kid in a cape with the dog in a cape.

[avada-matata]

Here lies Nell. She was just like a man to me and my mom and her sister and her family and I was like oh yeah that’s what I was like yeah.

[dicktouching]

Here lies Niks. He was born that way to move him to selflessness.

[jess-do-it]

Here lies Jessie. She was a very happy and sweet friend to me and her family and I hope y’all have a wonderful day and I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope you’re having a wonderful day and I’ll see you tomorrow.

[papapan]

Here lies Mel. She was just rude.

[clatterbane]

Here lies clatterbane. They were not the intended recipient, you can also be used to be a good time to time.

[elodieunderglass]

Here lies Elodie. She was just an old friend.

(Alternately: Here lies Elodie Glass. She was a great mother and a great friend she had never been a great friend and I love her so she is a great friend mother mother of mother and a friend of mothers.)

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Here lies sonne. They were going WAY better than last time we spoke.

[voidbat]

here lies bat. they were all about the same thing as the first time.

[robotgirlomatic]

Here lies Sara. she said she was a proud frog mom.

[unforth-ninawaters-deactivated2]

Here lies Claire. I think it’s a problem.

[firefly124]

Here lies firefly. She was a stupid question of the pond.

[cryronic]

Here lies Cat. They were the only one that they were talking to.

[sandersandthesides]

Here lies K. She was a bisexual and she was a great gay and a great friend of course.

[honey-sunny-bee]

Here lies Dominoes. She was going to be a little late to the party but I don’t know if you can make it to the meeting tonight.

[tvfh-asks]

Here lies Jordan. She was just so sweet and sour cream and stuff like that.

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

^

[mydarkstranges0n]

Here lies mj. They were snooping around earlier and they just happened to be a little late lol. what!!

[ravenhilarious]

so I accidentally did it in present time at first but here are my two attempts:

present: Here lies Beam. They are not the only one who has a good person.

past: Here lies Beam. They were going to be able to get them to go to the store and then they said they were going to be there.

[a-ghostlight-for-roman]

Here lies Matt. He was called a Roman and he had a lot to say.

[eliemo]

Here lies Elias. They were all good and i was just a little bit more comfortable.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Here lies Sarah. She was like a baby boy spongebob.

[beemrow]

Here lies Anya. She was actually very excited to have a sleepover

[not-indiana-jones]

here lies Cirrus. they were closed for a week.

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

Here lies Daze. rat was just a fucking idiot

[dilfcores-archive-deactivated20]

here lies mila. they did a lot better and they didn’t want it for a while.

[cleverclove]

Here lies Bela. She said quietly “in a few days.”

[brookreader]

Here lies Brook. She was just standing in there and she mumbled something.

[hyperbeast405]

Here lies Fran. She was reading about the God of all the things.

[lilyclawthorne]

ive literally said nothing on here while i watch season 2 of hilda but these two women were just characters we passed over in one episode and just look at them they look like they just got engaged and are in love and so happy and i idk who they are but i love them so much

[hyperbeast405]

🥺

[bpd-hippo]

[palewansickly]

OMG. This. Changes. Everything.

[a-littlebit-ofsunshine-deactiva]

Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine!

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so i went ahead and made this into a fanfic actually

[spf3017]

I think…

I think I just died

[wondersmith-and-sons]

hilda season 2 really out there teaching kids the wholesome messages of “take care of your friends, everyone excels at different things, respect the land you’re on, don’t fear those who are different just because they’re different, safety comes from a well-built community and not from an aggressive militarisation of the state, AND TRUST NO FUCKING COP”

[goawfma]

with all the trafficking going on y’all better stay safe!!

[plethodoncinereus]

It’s a good idea to practice this so you know how to do it in an emergency! You don’t even have to be strong (this guy is pretty muscular) to do it, it’s the force of the swing that makes them break.

Alternatively, if you’re being zip tied or tied up in general it’s a good idea to present your fists to the person instead of having them grab and force them. That way, you can present them in an easier to escape position.

Like these:

The tutorials I followed on this website were super helpful and show a few methods of breaking out of zip ties. It take ten minutes to learn and could quite literally save your life!

How to Escape from Zip Ties | ITS Tactical

Zip ties are a common method of illegal restraint. To defeat zip ties, you can break them, shim them, or slip right out of them. Learn more

[thelivingsp1rit]

While this technique is worth knowing in the event of kidnapping or human trafficking, and so forth, it will not work on police issue flex-cuffs, which happen to be far thicker than standard zip-ties, are double cuffed, and have a reinforced centre.

Attempting this technique with flex-cuffs will firstly cut off circulation to your hands due to the proposed need to tighten them, which is dangerous for many reasons when detained in them for a prolonged period of time, as once on, they will not be loosened until they are removed entirely. And secondly, will likely lead to you breaking your wrists as the force required to break free of them exceeds what can be generated by the over-average male, regardless of how strong they may believe themselves to be. Your best bet, if you can get to relative safety first, is to use the corner of a wall to wear the plastic center-piece down enough to break free.

[nomoretocome]

Please read the last comment before you permanently fuck your wrist.

[walks-the-ages]

TL;DR : This method will work for normal zipties, but WILL NOT WORK ON POLICE-ISSUE ZIPTIE CUFFS

Do NOT tighten police-issue ziptie cuffs, as they are much stronger than household use zipties, and you will only cut your circulation off. Get somewhere safe first, and try to saw through them instead by running them over whatever is on hand

[screwyouandrew]

Tis that very lit time of year…..

Video by snakebuddies🐍

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[lord-swagimaru-blog]

Look at his eyes. You can tell he’s gonna take that compliment to heart.

[sashaforthewin]

They’re dating now

[alicent-florent]

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

[friendscallmebatty]

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

[wonderlandweird]

Good Omens (2019)

[watersho3s-deactivated20240606]

[studentlifeproblems]

[dsxsbx]

BEST SCENE EVER

[bandydear]

Chaotic Good

[legendoftherisingtide]

This scene will forever leave the biggest impression on me

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

Thank you so much. I adore when this crosses my dash.

[tikkety-tok]

Huge family dinner, no covid restrictions. Typical 🙄

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

obsessed with people carrying their giant round cats

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

it’s what keeps me going

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[halovoid]

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.