Haphazzard Armarcian @hypher - Tumblr Blog

As of today this Tumblr is officially dead

its been a great run lads and lasses but after weeks of being dead no months even its time to close this gaming blog, and with that ill leave some pieces of advise

-To every problem there is a solution -Just think if you snap no one wins -The moment you panic is when nothing happens

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Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077

ampervadasz

Unmute !

gingersofficial

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

that-twink-over-there

I’d die on the spot

i like the editing in Code Vein

#code vein

crystalmajestica

*Looks at blog and sees Kingdom Hearts × Drakengard 3 icon, header, and title*

Time to share my fair share of an AU on here…

radicalseabies

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

radicalseabies

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

ghostyrivergirl

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

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In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

invenblocker

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

rockelyn

Little man syndrome

elecmon

Apparently hatsune miku is gonna have a collab with digimon adventure for the 20th anniversary!! twitter(.)com/WithTheWill/status/1103059970856116224?s=19

(Jokes aside, I wonder what it’s going to be!)

If you read the post on the forum with the translated tweet, you’ll see that each butterfly has special markings in reference towards partner Digimon!

[Tweet link can be found here!]

turing-tested

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

turing-tested

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

abigboysblog

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

deanwinchesterisadorable

https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/

“Vestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.

When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.”

“Here are a few ways to support your child’s vestibular sense:

Spinning in circles.

Using a Merry-Go-Round.

Rolling down a hill.

Spinning on a swing.

Going upside down.

Climbing trees.

Rocking.

Jumping rope.

Summersaults or cartwheels.

Using monkey bars.

Skating.

Going backwards.

Swimming.

Dancing.

Wheel-barrel walks.”

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.

Kids love this because they NEED it.