Hypnic Jerkoff

A hypnic jerk, hypnagogic jerk, sleep start, or night start, is an involuntary myoclonic twitch which occurs during hypnagogia, just as a person is beginning to fall asleep, often causing them to awaken suddenly for a moment.

[puppygirldick]

Jacek Yerka - Tsunami --

[slyandthefamilybook]

I can't remember who said it but I saw a comment or tweet talking about hypocrisy that essentially said The Hypocrisy Is The Point. hypocrisy is power. it's the ability to set rules for everyone else except you. and if power is a virtue then hypocrisy is a virtue. it's why you never really get anywhere with "by your logic..." or "then wouldn't that mean...". it's not that they don't realize they're being hypocritical. they do it on purpose to prove that you have to listen to them and they don't have to listen to you

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[evilvillain123456789]

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

[rogersandclarke]

[johnnycrass]

bro u have to come thrifting with me dude not only is all the clothing ran through, its also priced the same as new clothes and they won't have shit that fits you well

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[transhuman-priestess]

This comic is from 2017 and it remains as relevant as ever

[edgedancing-queen]

Obsessed with AI models as compost heaps. Like yeah you're gonna get SOMETHING out of it but it's not gonna be as edible as what you put in.

[rarehertz]

cock reveal in 12,000 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,999 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,998 years

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]

[thotsandpreyers]

[nebulations]

[ID: A Bluesky thread. Dylan @/zaffirorubino.bsky.social reposts a tweet by Lethe Bonapuchi @/lethe_kawaii that reads:

>was serving a couple >they were bickering 'ill pay' 'no ill pay' >the girl tapped her card first >card was declined >guy smirked, tapped his card >card was also declined

jenna @/jennahveer.bsky.social replies with an image of Jessie and James from Team Rocket. End ID]

[macbethheadband]

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

[malliestop]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Air date: February 24, 1998)

[ratcity]

your hound of love just fucking bit me dude

[localpubliclibrary]

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer