Vibing in the Colloquial United States

25, male, American. This is my blog.

[ultrafacts]

[fullcravings]

Greatest Brown Butter Brownies Ever

[miyrumiyru]

A Magpie and Black angel

[supreme-leader-stoat]

They quite literally don’t make toas-tite machines like they used to anymore.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I need you all to understand that there exists a stainless steel industrial sandwich press which simultaneously turns your sandwich into an uncrustable and toasts it to golden brown while making the inside perfectly gooey like the world’s best grilled cheese. And they haven’t made them since the ‘50s. The closest thing currently in existence is those UFO burger presses but those are both non-stick (can’t get as good of a crust) and generally designed for use on buns instead of sliced bread.

My family has one functional antique one because my great-grandpa worked in the restaurant industry. When my grandparents eventually pass away this thing is gonna spark an inheritance feud between us and my uncle’s branch of the family.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Magical artefact from a forgotten age, which is now beyond the skills of man to forge.

[such-justice-wow]

im british so this post is insane to me

toastie maker

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Website do I buy that contraption?

[such-justice-wow]

Walmart

[isaacsapphire]

I grew up with one of those things; my siblings and I found it under the sink and made a lot of mozzarella cheese and pepperoni inside a tortilla lunches.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[victusinveritas]

[animeslovenija]

[kirapunk1999]

BANG! 🫵💥

God bless America 🇺🇸

[badlydrawneverything]

[moristyle]

c'est la bee

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[dotr-art]

[glowcowboy]

it is important to cling to wonder btw

[glowcowboy]

many people grow up and forget what it feels like to be a child. we must remember this. we have to remember what a joy it is to play. to learn. to build connections. to grow. to experience. we must hold onto the things that awe us. we are changed by what we love

[yodaprod]

Tokyo (1983)

[nerdandjock-comic]

Olga Plushie

Introducing Olga plushie from the Nerd and Jock webcomic series!This gothic girlfriend is the perfect partner for practicing black magic, oc

We are getting closer to the funding of Olga Plushie! And when that happens, Tiger Plushie will be greenlighted AND I'll unleash a genderbend episode for you guys!

[sirtobybelch]

Daeron the Daring

[srsfunny]

This Really Puts Things In Perspective

[zwammy]

Someone will come up with a stardust vacuum and ruin everything

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

The problem with this thinking is that ghosts are dead. You’re not a ghost until your meat suit dies. But I would totally get a blowjob from a ghost. In fact, I think I’m gonna go back to New Orleans and wander around and try to get a blowjob from a ghost.

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Fuck I wish that was me

[ravenfleesfire]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of