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Hello :) Gemma, Australia. People Procrastinating

[osointricate]

Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it.  What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[strongcat]

[passionjuicespot]

What the actual f

[gaycollegekid]

Me in the morning.

[lilwater]

[albertbabycat]

[malitonin-deactivated20161129]

omg?

[brbjellyfishing]

[theblogofeternalstench]

[fieldbears]

OH MY GOD THOUGH

[sapphia]

BEST COMEBACK ON ANY COMEDY PANEL SHOW EVER AND SHE’S NOT EVEN A COMEDIAN

[hannahismyharto]

Can she calculate the amount of cold water he needs for that burn?

[i-am-the-lizard-queen]

hermione in first year: we might be killed! or worse, expelled.

hermione in second year: lets just fucking make this illegal potion in the bathroom fuck yeah

[d1rtypaws]

[monkeysaysficus]

What the ever loving fuck?

[muddled-thought]

Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition?

Did someone flood these foxes engines?

[monkeysaysficus]

^^^ exactly my thoughts

[icelandicstripperboots]

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

[truth-runs-wild]

Well finally we know what the fox says

[writtenallcver]

have you found your soulmate? do you want to find a great way to show that to the world? scream.

[maxkirin]

[A novel is] a paper where your thesis is that these people are real, and you have to prove it.

Maggie Stiefvater (via maxkirin)

[idiotsonfb]

[surprisebitch]

IM FUCKING YELLING

[jonnovstheinternet]

[b-scal44-blog]

[weloveshortvideos]

Mac stole the lips and ran under the couch

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hate this more than absolutely anything

[kierrawest]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[cerebralboss]

Bruh wtf I need help

[a-shadyqueeen]

Fuck you

[truckinonyablock]

Its sitting right in front of u

[a-shadyqueeen]

What is it

[thatfatblackwitch]

Got it…

[trans-fluttershy-archive-blog]

[buzzfeed]

We Had Women Photoshopped Into Stereotypical Comic Book Poses And It Got Really Weird

[callmemr-stark]

@m1stah-j @akellorwilson