Hi!!!

[i-have-eyes]

Intro post because i guess:

call me lee I suppose

my pronouns are he/him, it/its, ze/zer

self made posts are tagged #👁️👁️

Queer and sapphic

I am in a straight jacket made out of the twilight saga; What team? WILDCATS!!! lol

Working my way through the magnus archives podcast

My church is my local public library

My storygraph: https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/i_have_eyes

I have a spotify but Im not linking that

Side blogs: @i-have-found-amazing-fanfics and @sideblog-the-third

I fucking love semicolons, commas, and exclamation points

I got some hobbies, but i mainly crochet

That is all for this intro post.

[tubapun]

I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant

[ivyandbranch]

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

[writingdose]

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[i-am-a-fish]

I think everyone should have infinite fries. like, a bucket. that appears in everyone's room. decanter of endless fries

[my-purpose-is-gone]

wouldn’t u get sick of them ?

[i-am-a-fish]

they're yummy fries

[jathis]

Always hot and fresh?

[i-am-a-fish]

they're yummy

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[what-even-is-thiss]

For those of you that are new, part of my personal lore is that I can use both of my hands effectively because when I was a child I had a fear of losing my dominant (right) hand and not being able to do anything and so I trained myself to be able to do most daily activities with my left hand.

A lot of people hear this and are like “are you sure you’re not actually left handed and were forced to be right handed?”

And I know for sure that I’m not left handed because I’m currently recovering from a small injury on my right arm that I should not be using right now and yes I can do most activities just as effectively with my left hand but because I am indeed right handed I keep instinctually reaching for things with my right hand, completely forgetting that I have an injured arm and then immediately suffering from the consequences.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My handwriting is so bad that my grandmother used to think that I was secretly left handed and in denial but then she made me write with my left hand one day and it was even worse so she eventually had to drop that idea.

And then one day about twenty years later I injured my right arm while trimming her trees and bushes for her and continued reaching for things with it on instinct.

[what-even-is-thiss]

To address the comments, I promise y’all that there was absolutely nobody in my life who would’ve tried to make me right handed if I was actually left handed. Especially considering the fact that the entirety of my mother’s side of the family with no exceptions is left handed and they were quite disappointed when my brother and I both turned out to be boring old righties.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[pastaswag]

Friends to lovers is THE HEALTHIEST trope to exist. Because what do you mean you were in love with me PLATONICALLY, you were in love with my jokes, my music, my humor, my personality, everything but me physically until you realized that you love me in another way.

I hope to experience it one day.

Its true yearning, not wanting to ruin the friendship, talking to each other till 4am, the are we more than friends?, until they finally confess.

Nothing changes though, they just kiss sometimes.

[blackhoody]

[p0tato-kn1shes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[theo-the-ghost]

Imagine telling someone that the evil corporation that makes you waste away hours because they want you to watch more ads had made their name be a clock sound. They’d tell you it’s ridiculously on-the-nose

[charl0ttan]

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

[charl0ttan]

something earth shattering going on here

[emily84]

this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky... he was really onto something there

a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time

[is-there-a-boat]

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

[clayandsorcery]

Ivan Aivazovsky could paint glowing water. One of the GOATs for sure.

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[anxietyproblem]

[occhiofino]

ishmael: ok so I ended up sharing a bed with queequeg after all

fujo landlord: how was it