Hi!!!

[i-have-eyes]

Intro post because i guess:

call me lee I suppose

my pronouns are he/him, it/its, ze/zer

self made posts are tagged #👁️👁️

Queer and sapphic

I am in a straight jacket made out of the twilight saga; What team? WILDCATS!!! lol

Working my way through the magnus archives podcast

My church is my local public library

My storygraph: https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/i_have_eyes

I have a spotify but Im not linking that

I fucking love semicolons, commas, and exclamation points

I got some hobbies, but i mainly crochet

That is all for this intro post.

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[anxietyproblem]

[occhiofino]

ishmael: ok so I ended up sharing a bed with queequeg after all

fujo landlord: how was it

[byjove]

Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I don’t know if it’s the fact I’m not cishet or the fact I’m autistic but I hear so many things that make me go “Am I insane or are they?”

There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”

There’s also been an uptick in the ‘men and women cannot be ‘just’ friends’ rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husband’s female best friend have some merit and others are like “I feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?” No. No you’re not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isn’t you.

[covington-shenanigans]

okay look i know this isn't relevant to this post past the second paragraph but. here's the thing. the facts of the case are as follows:

1) I am widowed. my Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory(tm) died in 2019

2) I got together with my current partner about 18 months later

3) when I am committing acts of Foolishness my current partner loves to gesture at the sky to my dead wife, like "do you see this shit, my liege" and regularly says to me things like "[wife's name] was right about this" when my Foolishness inevitably comes back to bite me in the ass

4) this happens. all the time

more importantly:

5) my current partner is on tumblr

6) they love to incessantly send me posts

WHICH MEANS:

7) they just sent me this post with this commentary:

8) they really, really are ganging up on me with her. god help us if there's an afterlife and those two ever actually meet. "eternal rest" my ass, i will never know peace again

[the-blue-fairie]

Original comic by Rasenth

[ebenana]

Leelah Alcorn was a trans girl, a teenager, who sadly committed suicide nearly 10 years ago. I'm happy that her comic touches the hearts of so many people, years after her death.

I saved screenshots of her blog and last message to the world. Her parents had a lot of control over how she was perceived after her death, but it was also to prevent deletion by Tumblr itself. Even back then, Tumblr has been shadow banning trans women on this platform.

My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.

[killmurderfuck]

my dads response could not have been better

[killmurderfuck]

important addition

[flankout]

tee hee

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

tee hee

[obsessivebookwormalert]

tee hee

[stereo-slime8]

tee hee

[laciffo-natas]

I vant to suck your blood or something idk

Bites you

BLEH. HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE????

Your blood is like the the texture of gravy. Go hydrate and come back later.

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[specterthief]

humbling

[specterthief]

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

[slayianthe]

[roadien60]

OMG a neighbour kid, perhaps 13, has a cat she walks on a leash, and she has apparently recently acquired a skateboard she is beginning to learn to ride. She just skated awkwardly past my window—I cannot overstress that she is clearly very very new at this, she's not good yet but she's learning—with her cat happily lying across the back of her shoulders. The cat was in her usual harness and the kid was holding the leash, but there was nothing keeping that cat from hopping down to the ground. No, kitty was just like, "This is what we're doing with our outside time today, human? Ok, I gotchu 😸" and omg I wish I had the skills to draw a picture of this and share it with you but I don't The kid was wearing a pink helmet that matched the cat's pink harness and leash! I cannot even!

[willgrahamscock]

computah, remove ai from everything

[willgrahamscock]

computah, destroy all ai data centers

[mother-of-mayflowers]

dearest sister! how art thou

currently insane with lesbianism

[trigona-necrophaga]

— two nuns engaging in small talk at the local convent

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

hmmm thinking about an au where edward doesn’t exist and bella does get hit by the van but survives and has to recover from injuries and billy and jacob are over at the swan house all the time and that’s how bella and jacob get close

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

@angels-thanat0s needed your tags on the post bc I can’t stop thinking about this now

[throathole]

And we shall return from whence we came.

[cholerascum]

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

[devmoth]

[cholerascum]

thank god

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]