love ***** for me, okay?

"one of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is lucille ball. god has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever" .....................-bob hope........... "right side strong side forever" Also hi I’m Han

[dykerheights]

carmilla fandom things i will never forget

buckle up creampuffs

the tampon fandom

queen elsie

stars and candles

how’s laura

shartlyn

“drink your gin and shut up”

the yellow pillow

literally every prop is sentient and has a twitter account

donna

stickmilla (did we ever even find out who that was?!)

tiny gay laura

broody gay carmilla

tall gay danny

very gay laf

only gay for laf perry

carmilla’s bathrobe

fool’s gold

that fucking toaster

the “i am made of sarcasm and homosexuality” post

soy melk

colourful pants

caramel the vampire

[oldbronxlady]

[kaleidoscopicbullettrain]

[poundsofnothing]

Feeling like I should start making insane claims that don't really make any sense

[poundsofnothing]

If a butch lesbian played one of these you people would never shut the fuck up about it

[deadryn]

This makes perfect sense unfortunately

[beaunydoorin]

strong contender for pic of all time

[agardenandlibrary]

[retrogamingblog2]

[jupiter-math]

[Image ID: A screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. A redheaded character with green eyes is swimming in a red striped swimsuit. They are holding up a sea urchin they just caught. The text that normally appears has been edited to read “I got a sea urchin! Oh god my fucking hand” /.End ID]

[joeyclaire]

god i want five guys

[the-cosmic-yeet]

okay the context is great actually

[joeyclaire]

i thought you were a lesbian??

I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FAST FOOD CHAIN

[the-cosmic-yeet]

I don’t even want the context

[rylandsgrace]

#Step on me, ladies

[ms-demeanor]

Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Thought this could fit in well here

[tropes-and-tales]

Yes, Francois.  She’s “cursed.”

[wibblywobblyida]

“To be attracted to a woman – in a scene – to me, is life. It’s how I live my life. I’m, you know, I don’t have those… I’m not in a box.”

 – Joanne Kelly

[xueyangapologist]

finally a hotd tiktok that gets her

[yekkes]

Do other wlw ever get tired of shitting on butches I don't think they do

Did you get the hetero validation for not being like one of those mean ugly butches :(

[yekkes]

@honeygordo Bingo!

[yekkes]

One like = one tear 😢😢

[toadsandsnails]

[pyaasa]

[leninisms]

[toastbutteregg]

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]