Jules of Nature
AnasAbdin
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
Three Goblin Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
Cosimo Galluzzi
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Today's Document
art blog(derogatory)
d e v o n
i don't do bad sauce passes
noise dept.
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
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@i-write-about-hobbits-and-stuff
So i saw your post about notifications, so heres my name (mayday1284) and could I be notified when you post something about Bofur???? Thanks no matter what and i love your fics!
Sure thing. I'm adding you to the list!
And thanks so much for the kind words! ❤️
I'm terribly sorry for my inactivity here these past three and a half weeks. I was so caught up with school and projects that I lost much of my inspiration and motivation to write.
I'm slowly getting back into it at my own pace, so expect to see all the requests I have posted here in the next week, and also some of my own little writings!
Thank you for your patience ❤️❤️
Saw this on Pinterest. Jazzercise with Thorin.
The Hobbit as tmmgttb
Thorin:
Bilbo:
Thranduil:
Bard:
Gandalf:
Tauriel:
Smaug:
Kili:
Fili:
Radagast:
I don’t know if this has been done yet.
Gandalf and Radagast are on point!
thorin + affection
#hhFFFFFFHHFFFFUCKKKKKKKK#THORIN IS JUST SO#SOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE#I’M GONNA CRY#THE WAY HE ALMOST ABSENTMINDEDLY PATS HIS FRIENDS AND KIN#THE WAY HE LITERALLY PULLS THEM BACK FROM DANGER#THE WAY HE SOMETIMES GRABS HIS FRIENDS’ ARMS LIKE IT’S THE MOST NATURAL THING#THE WAY HE FREELY HUGS BILBO IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COMPANY AND GANDALF#’M JUST SO#I FEEL LIKE CRYING CAUSE THORIN HAS SO MUCH LOVE INSIDE HIM#BUT PEOPLE OVERLOOK IT BECAUSE HE’S BEEN SO ANGRY AND FULL OF SORROW FOR SO LONG#AND PEOPLE LIKE THRANDUIL WRITE HIM OFF AS A GREEDY DWARF WHO ONLY UNDERSTANDS VIOLENCE#BUT NOOOOOOO#THERE’S SO MUCH GOOD IN THORIN#AND IT SHOWS WHEN HE DOES THESE SIMPLE LITTLE GESTURES SO FULL OF TRUST AND LOVE#AND I’M REALLY GONNA CRY NOW BYE#The Hobbit#PRECIOUS EXILED DWARVEN KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN#MY CAPTAIN MY KING#THORIN IS MY HERO#thorin is so affectionate in botfa it’s like a dream tbh(x)
Thank you LOTS, @sunnysidesidra and @avid-reader12! Your comments really made my otherwise stressful day so much better! ❤️
Prompt List
I compiled some prompt lists I found to form a list of 76 kiss prompts. Send in a number and a character and one of us shall write a one shot based on it.
“Good morning” kiss
Kiss on the forehead
Drunk/sloppy kiss
Awkward kiss
Angry kiss
“I’m sorry” kiss
“I’ve missed you” kiss
Seductive kiss
“War’s End” kiss
“Goodbye” kiss
“I almost lost you” kiss
Kiss on the nose
Kiss on the ear
Kiss on the neck
Kiss on the back
New Year’s kiss
Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys
“I do” kiss
Shy kiss
Surprised kiss
Kiss on a dare
Sad kiss
Exhausted parents kiss
Kiss of life
Kiss inspired by a song
Jealous kiss
Giggly kiss
First kiss
Last kiss
Kiss under a full moon
Kiss at dusk
Kiss at dawn
Kiss in a dream
Returned from the dead kiss
Themed kisses
“We can never be together” kiss
It’s-the-end-of-the-world kiss
Awkward teenage crush kiss
Spin the bottle kiss
Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss
Forbidden kiss
Sated kiss
Soft kiss
Tender kiss
Passionate kiss
Long kiss
Quick kiss
Morning kiss
Before Bed kiss
In Secret kiss
Public kiss
Accidentally Witnessed kiss
Against a wall kiss
Against a Locker kiss
True Love kiss
Caught off-guard kiss
Breaking The Kiss To Say Something, Staying So Close That You’re Murmuring Into Each Other’s Mouths
Moving Around While Kissing, Stumbling Over Things, Pushing Each Other Back Against The Wall/Onto The Bed
Kissing So Desperately That Their Whole Body Curves Into The Other Person’s
Throwing Their Arms Around The Other Person, Holding Them Close While They Kiss
Hands On The Other Person’s Back, Fingertips Pressing Under Their Top, Drawing Gentle Circles Against That Small Strip Of Bare Skin That Make Them Break The Kiss With A Gasp
Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up
Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing
Being Unable To Open Their Eyes For A Few Moments Afterward
One Small Kiss, Pulling Away For An Instant, Then Devouring Each Other
Staring At The Other’s Lips, Trying Not To Kiss Them, Before Giving In
When One Stops The Kiss To Whisper “I’m Sorry, Are You Sure You-” And They Answer By Kissing Them More
A Hoarse Whisper “Kiss Me”
Following The Kiss With A Series Of Kisses Down The Neck
Starting With A Kiss Meant To Be Gentle, Ending Up In Passion
A Gentle “I Love You” Whispered After A Soft Kiss, Followed Immediately By A Stronger Kiss
When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead
Height Difference Kisses Where One Person Has To Bend Do Wn And The Other Is On Their Tippy Toes
Kisses Where One Person Is Sitting In The Other’s Lap
Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing
Top Of Head Kisses
The Hobbit Trio
I’m sorry for making this…….I would go into a whole explanation but I’m just gonna leave this here.
Hi it’s the cooking Bilbo anon. I just wanted to say your fic made my day when I first read it, and it is a wonderful inspiration for me to actually learn how to cook. I cannot thank you enough for writing it.
That's really wonderful to hear, anon! You actually just made my day by saying this and I'm all giddy right now, so thank you as well!
Also I wish you all the luck in your future cooking endeavors, may Bilbo be an infinite source of inspiration for you ❤️
Comfort After Fright
Requested by anonymous, who said: “ Hello! Could I possibly ask for a bofur x reader where’s he’s comforting her after a nightmare? I really loved A Comfortable Pillow” (I’m really glad you enjoyed that one-shot, nonnie!)
Pairing: Bofur x Reader
Warnings: none, just fluffiness after a nightmare!
Words: 1050
note: my inbox is always open for individual requests. And if anyone wants to be on the taglist, feel free to send me a pm or an ask with your tumblr username! ♥
It all came with a sudden shift in atmosphere. You were in a field, gleaming as though made from purest gold, a sight that could rival even the stars in their radiance. And it was all destroyed within the blink of an eye. You now found yourself in a desolate, dusky plain, stretching far beyond where your eyes could see, no signs of life other than that which you and your companions brought. You saw fear take control of each and every one of them, you witnessed them scream out in anger into the dark, but you couldn’t hear it. You then felt a low rumbling beneath you, the ground shook from the massive force of nothing smaller than an army of thousands, and it only intensified.
It was then that it came out of nowhere, a mass of vicious orcs, baring their sharp teeth, charging towards your group. In a blind panic you tried to seek out Bofur, heaven knows why, you needed him by your side to face the stampeding horde. You saw his figure, but it was already far too late. You felt the sharp savage clawing of orc hands on your body, being torn away from the dwarrow, and them from you.
With what little leeway you still had left you outstretched your hand for any sort of aid or contact from another, writhing from the agony of being close to torn apart by the brute force of these beasts.
And then it all went quiet. A deep, impenetrable silence filled the air as darkness clouded your vision. Soon after, the empty silence began to be filled by a distant voice, panic evident in its tone.
Your body jolted with a sudden motion as your eyes shot wide open. You felt the dampness of the cold sweat coating your body and the rapid thumping in your chest, your mind - a blurry mess, unable to process your surroundings.
“Lass...” a quiet worried voice called out to you, just for a moment putting the shattered pieces of your mind together as you became more conscious. Your eyes locked with those of Bofur, the familiar warmness of which was replaced with deep concern. You noticed the hand he had gently placed on your shoulder as it rose and dropped with the rhythm of your irregular breathing.
“Bofur...” you let out a heavy breath, looking down and realizing you had dug your fingers into the fabric of his sleeve, almost close enough to tearing it. A sigh of relief escaped you as you unconsciously pulled the dwarf into a firm embrace, earning a little yelp of surprise from him. You wanted to hold him, to bask in the feeling he was there, unharmed and still beside you and not another figment of a bad dream that would leave you.
“It’s alright now, you’re safe with me” he wrapped his arms around you and softly rubbed your back, slowly but surely letting your tense body relax. You spent a moment clinging to him, your head nuzzled in his shoulder, until your breathing eased into a natural rhythm.
“I’m fine now... thank you” you breathed one last shaky breath, pulling away from the dwarf.
“Mahal, you had me worried for a moment there” Bofur let out a nervous laugh as he offered you a kind smile. “The way you were tossin’ and turnin’...”
“It was just a bad dream” you said, recollecting the disturbing scenes in that nightmare, which was still vividly etched into your mind. Even though it had passed, the memory of the dream still brought you immense discomfort, perhaps for the reason of it being a very real fate you could face on this perilous journey, and your encounter with orcs two days prior was enough to convince you. The thought terrified you, that any one of these days could bring not just you but the entire company mortal danger.
“Must’ve been some bad dream. You were holding onto my arm for dear life” Bofur spoke. You stayed silent, having cast your eyes to the ground. Your heart was heavy with uncertainty, for that last moment of seeing the dwarf being taken from you kept replaying in front of you. These worries burdened you, truly, but what could you do to act upon your troubles? Facing danger was just another part of this quest, and that only made you feel worse, knowing there was no real way to ensure everyone’s safety.
“(Y/N)...” You looked up at his eyes, and saw nothing but warmth in them. “Why are you so quiet?”
“I...” you shook your head, feeling a lump form in your throat. “I thought I was going to lose you” you said in one shallow breath, grasping the dwarf’s hand for comfort. “The orcs... they took you away, and I-”
“Oh, lass...” he squeezed your hand reassuringly. “I’m right here, still by your side”
“I know you are, and I know it was just a dream... but it was real, those things can really happen to you and that thought terrifies me” you admitted, looking pleadingly at Bofur. The corners of his mouth raised just a bit as he looked into your eyes.
“Come here” he extended his arms towards you, and without an ounce of hesitance you accepted the invitation. He held you close, enveloping you in his embrace as he gently rocked side to side. “No orc will ever come in between me or you, I’ll make sure of that” he spoke. “That’s a promise of a dwarf”
“A promise?” a smile appeared on your face as you repeated playfully.
“Of course!” the dwarf said. “If there’s anything more valuable than all the gold in the world, it’s that beautiful smile I always see on your face” he nuzzled his head in the crook of your neck. “And I would do anything to protect it”
You laughed, more out of embarrassment than anything, and you couldn’t deny that his words brought you much needed relief. It was then that you remembered why you’d fallen for the dwarf. No matter what darkness surrounded you, no matter how rough each day treated you, he always gave you a reason to smile, always offered comfort in frightful times. And you knew deep in your heart, you two would endure.
all gandalf’s clothes are parts of his body. the grey cloak he wears after the rebirth to conceal his whiteness? his old skin! ~nic
hey that’s. interesting huh.
(picturing gandalf shedding his skin after fighting the balrog like a fukcin snake isn’t great when it’s midnight and you’re in your dark bedroom dfhksghsff)
#if gandalf sheds his skin like a fuckin snake#does he#oooo i dont wanna say it#but#does he lay eggs
@wishiwasntstillhere thank. you for this. mental image.
#in sorry but im also Not#ok but i was like what other things do snakes do and i remembered#oh yeah they like swallowing things whole that are very big#youre lucky i didnt go into what it must be like witmessing gandalf’s throat bulge after swallowing an entire pig
this is getting worse and worse oh my fucking god-
Includes characters from both 'The Hobbit' and 'Lord of the Rings'.
This is a quiz I made, and I thought the followers of this Blog would appreciate it!
Guess who got Thorin? It was me.
got me boy frodo 💍
Legit screamed when I saw I got Bofur. Can't be happier!
Tolkien’s lesser-known nickname
According to a letter Tolkien wrote in 1971, his school-friends “used to write his initials as ‘JR2T’ and pronounce them ‘to rhyme with dirt’.”
you: jolkein rolkein rolkein tolkein
me, an intellectual: jirt
When you’re trying to save your friends but they’re being asses
Wolf Girl
Part One
As the dwarves fought for their lives against the many large spiders, the Princess of the Forest rode on the back of her mother towards the sound of struggling. Her two siblings traveled close behind. They ran unnaturally fast. The leaves and branches hit her face, but she had a mask on to protect her weak human skin from things like this. She felt trapped in a hideous human body. She knew she was a wolf and hated how she looked on the outside.
Three white wolves, and a seemingly human girl with an intricate mask on, pushed through the trees. The two regular sized wolves bit and ripped off the spiders legs. The queen, and giant wolf, did the same as the princess jumped off her back. She fought like a warrior with just a dagger and her bare hands. Somehow her fighting was majestically intimidating. Her movements were quick and perfect.
The dwarves continued fighting, however less so once elves began their fight as well. They shot arrows and dug swords into the spiders’ bodies.
Once the fight was over, and the elves had finished their talk with the dwarves, Legolas turned to the wolves who stood proudly. No one in the presence of these wolves would ever believe that they were real. The wolves in these woods were gods. Real gods. Guardians of the forest and all beings within.
Legolas bowed respectfully. As soon as Thorin realized who they were (which didn’t take long), he bowed as well.
“Stand,” said Moro in her deep, silky voice. She was the largest out of all four of them.
Two of her pups circled around the entire group while San and Moro stared silently at them.
San removed her mask by pushing it behind her head. The dwarves were surprised by her beauty. They’d all heard legends about the human baby raised by wolf gods, but never had they thought she’d be as beautiful as she was. They imagined her as a grotesque monster or perhaps a savage beast. Instead, she had short brown hair kept nicely together by a band which was a symbol for her status. Her dress was short and white. She had a sort of cape on made of her mother’s fur to keep her warm. Circle earrings made out of the shoulderblades of her first kill hung from her ears.
“I’m taking these dwarves to my father. He will decide their fate,” Legolas informed them.
“Then go,” San said, almost disgusted with him.
San had a permanent scowl on her face. Her brows were always furrowed and she had a frown that seemed sown into her face. Legolas seemed not to mind. He wouldn’t admit it, but he, too, was amazed by her beauty.
When Moro turned to walk away from the strange group, San called for her siblings. “Ashitaka, Yakul, come.”
The two smaller (if you could even consider them small) wolves trotted behind their mother. San glared at Legolas before pulling her mask back on and following her clan deep into the forest.
The blonde elf stared after her. He was absolutely awestruck.
A/N: Let me know what you think and if I should continue. Also, let me know if you want tagged!
Ooo I’m excited for where this is going
Aaaa ty I’m excited for this!
This was very good! There's so much potential in this, so I'm curious where this goes as well
GUYS!
Thorin and Balin start talking about the dragon sickness and Balin says he’s worried that the same sickness that got to Thorin’s grandfather will get to him.
Just as Thorin says “I am not my grandfather,” he turns to face ahead, LINING UP WITH THE STATUE OF HIS GRANDFATHER!!!
If this isn’t some A-class foreshadowing idk what is.
@heckyll-jekyll you're so welcome! I'm glad I could make your day ❤️
