Aloja

Sarah, tv shows and movies, Sterek and Merthur rule my life, but all the ships. I write fanfictions when I'm not my usual lazy ass self. my poetry blog

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[panic-at-the-hydra-base]

Some of y’all skipped the 9th doctor and it shows

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me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

[sir-dies-a-lot]

Fanfiction has ruined me for Merlin. I don’t mean the lack of sex or lesbian relationships. I mean the knights of the round table. Every single fic has the pack of them as a group - coworkers, friends, a football team, whatever. So, in my head, all of seasons 4 and 5 are the pack of them together.

And you know how many episodes they all get? 3. There are exactly 3 episodes with all of them together as a group. What is even the point of watching past that.

2019 and I’m not over it yet.

[whitepeopletwitter]

life is back pain

[anoriginalderivative]

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

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[absentauthor]

So, it looks like Jon Bernthal is gonna be in the final episodes of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and it’s officially The Punisher crossover I didn’t know I needed.

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

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You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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Now I need this.

[stability]

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

[theequeerstrian]

That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard

[ivapiva]

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

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[parkerpunology]

i….can’t..FUCKING BREATHE…afsyfjdkshaj

[parkerpunology]

i….can’t..FUCKING BREATHE…afsyfjdkshaj

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[bewbin]

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