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teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

pencintaapelll

There there big guy 👻

hhes-tea

@aphydiite

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

manikas-whims

Xavier hates AI btw 🥱

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notasleepyduck

OP left this in the tags

(I love this)

quasi-normalcy

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

quasi-normalcy

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

2many-art

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staraayla

Glitter Kitty Rafayel

selenaigomez

ANASTASIA (1997) dir. Don Bluth and Gary Goldman.

a-driftamongopenstars

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

serena-sketches

Caleb waiting for MC after practice 🥺

fryuitcup

i can't find my way

almightaylor

what in the omega on labor is happening

dean-cas-in-the-impala

*chokes on air*

Go take your boy's hand bruh, he's in labour.

pengychan

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

pengychan

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

thelovers-thedreamers-and-me

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

battlships

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

haunting-roses

“you know i’m not one for praying, ‘cause in my book it’s… it’s the same as begging” and yet he had prayed to cas every night while searching for him in purgatory………. im gonna be SICK