Simple Words and A Melody

Amanda. 32. MA. MS in Clinical Mental Health Counseling. Outpatient Therapist. Equality and Body Positivity and Nintendo enthusiast. Hopeless romantic. Lover of pizza and burritos. Instagram: AJeniski

[slutdge]

i want addicts to be safe and fed and housed and loved unconditionally i am 100% serious

[persephonesecretlair]

i’m definitely the girlfriend that rubs your back under your shirt in public just because i miss the feel of your skin

[love-the-person-you-are]

me af.

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[memeuplift]

[thatmissannie]

Underrated Dominant Phrases

“Have you eaten?”

“Drive carefully.”

“Good morning, beautiful.”

“What did you have for lunch today?”

“Sleep well.”

“I’m proud of you.”

“Are you feeling better?”

“Take a sweater, it’s cold out.”

“Be safe.”

[katetinyjohn]

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And they’re not related?

[westafricanbaby]

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

[super-shar]

Their mamas have some explaining to do

[ofdarklands]

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

[securelyinsecure]

The plot thickens!

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

What’s happening

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[sugarbaby-lissa]

I’m always down for more. xoSBLissa💎

[sugarbaby-lissa]

I always thought these things were bullshit.. I think I maybe kust changed my mind. Reblogged a couple days ago… Woahh

[darkcocosb-blog]

I need 100k. !!!!!!!!!

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Come through 😊😊😊😊

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Come thru today 👯👯👯💃🏾🤑

[catchymemes]

[ineffable-bisexual-deactivated2]

Please for the love of God turn on the sound

[astrodidact]

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

[medievalswords]

[paws-bells]

“I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.”

— Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

[bob-belcher]

[animusrox]

Christmas with the Joker Batman: The Animated Series

[hailesteinfeld]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Cast

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Update

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Your son is named Egg.

[hamburgeroisie]

Every part of this is hilarious

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….