What even is any of this anymore

Just a nerd named Lauren who gets a little too obsessed with stuff. jojo tumblr is @spicy-lady-official. ao3 is CalmlyChaotic

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[st-just]

Heterosexual Height Neuroses remain confusing to me intellectually but the one wedding I was part of a few years ago where one of the bridesmaids was just naturally 6'1 and there was some furious measuring to find a groomsmen she wouldn't be obviously taller than to walk down the aisle with remains one of the more amusingly sitcom-like experiences of my life.

[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[dogpuppy]

[ilovecats4ever]

[neyruto]

i get knocked down

but i get up again

youre never gonna keep me down 

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]