What even is any of this anymore @iamnotyoshi - Tumblr Blog

Heterosexual Height Neuroses remain confusing to me intellectually but the one wedding I was part of a few years ago where one of the bridesmaids was just naturally 6'1 and there was some furious measuring to find a groomsmen she wouldn't be obviously taller than to walk down the aisle with remains one of the more amusingly sitcom-like experiences of my life.

holedyke

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

dogpuppy

ilovecats4ever

#of course it's the mariners #it's always the mariners

neyruto

i get knocked down

but i get up again

youre never gonna keep me down

nae-nae-supreme

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

ostolero

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

sayaratyriea

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

mortimermcmirestinks

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

pocket-deer-belly

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

pocket-deer-belly

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

warabou

dmdog

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

zangoonse

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

troublepunk-ldn

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

weevil-mastermind

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

vintar

academicabyss

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)