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Based off this post by @7-inches-of-satanic-panic

i keep seeing posts that are like "what if soulmates as HORROR. what if a red string of fate was a type of chain. what if soulmates were divine punishment" and i'm like. You want Double Life. this is literally the entire premise of double life. but i can't just SAY that because a) SMPs are so hard to recommend and b) what if they're one of those really aggressive people who thinks all mcyters are evil and that i'm shipping rpf

desolationcleo

i keep seeing posts that are like "what if soulmates as HORROR. what if a red string of fate was a type of chain. what if soulmates were divine punishment" and i'm like. You want Double Life. this is literally the entire premise of double life. but i can't just SAY that because a) SMPs are so hard to recommend and b) what if they're one of those really aggressive people who thinks all mcyters are evil and that i'm shipping rpf

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

encryptidarchivist

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

lukewarmtomatosoup

oh wow… how serene…

ewaneneollav

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

croco-enthusiast

Ryland Grace

thecraftyninjacat

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

indigo2831

Athena telling Eddie, who has a broken arm and a concussion, to break out of the hospital to find her the white boy who imprinted on her now dead husband is the funniest thing that's ever happened on this show.

autumngracy

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

c4ndyc41n

thinking about a previously foul-mouthed grace having to completely overwrite his vocab once he started teaching

vesrose

A bat and a bird

riseofthecommonwoodpile

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.