Audacity

[jorolle]

trans person: im trans

society: okay

your aroace friend you try to ignore: did you know there's a 6 hour cut of project hail mary

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[winterfoxo]

This picture reminded me of them hdgdhgd

And yes Riz should be way shorter in the image but for the bit suspend your sense of disbelief 💥

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[hood-ex]

Imagine Bruce's perspective on all this. He's like Nightwing do you need any help with all that you've got going on? Dick's like nah, I got it, I'm good. Next thing Bruce knows, Bludhaven randomly starts blowing up.

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

sometimes a friend group is the adopted friend passively looking for their bio dad, the child-of-an-affair friend actively looking for their bio dad, the friend with a dead dad, the friend with a borderline emotionally unstable and highly pressuring dad, the friend who got disowned by their radical cult member dad, and the friend with a blatantly neglectful and abusive dick dad.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

The funniest thing about Fabian and Riz’s friendship is that from an outside perspective, they’re the basic “jock & nerd” but in reality, Fabian always wears his seatbelt on the school bus and Riz has never once thought of doing so

[saintofwhimsy]

aguefort gets a new website and they go around taking photos and somehow the bad kids end up being the token diversity photo right on the front cover

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[captain-price-returns]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[saintofwhimsy]

fabian loves to nap and can nap literally anywhere. someone will come to seacaster manor and just see him conked out on the couch. he keeps saying it’s cause he needs his beauty sleep

[almondcroissantsandink]

Stratt: tries to make a going-off comfort gift and instead creates the most insensitive thing possible

Also Stratt seeing Grace wear the shirt in the video logs: oh good he likes the shirt