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i’m quitting college 2 be a point & click adventure game protagonist
I’m going to walk around saying smart-allack-y remarks about my immediate surroundings to absolutely no one.
Gonna poke everything with all the items I have in my pockets to see what I say for every combination
glubit?
CAELI
lesbia NOSTRA
LESBIA ILLA
illa lesbia quam catullus™ unam
plus quam se atque suos A M A V I T omnes
nunc in quadriviis et angiportis
G L U B I T
magnanimi remi nepotes
i think the weirdest thing about the shelter-in-place has been the nightly howl, which i forget about every night until i’m walking my dog and the neighbors just suddenly start fucking howling.
see, we all live literally miles from each other; with the shelter in place in effect, most of us never see other humans FOR DAYS besides the ones we live with. so my neighbors decided we should just howl— like dogs— every night at approximately the same time to ‘encourage community bonding and release tension’.
it’s also a useful reminder that everyone is still alive. i’m not sure what we’re supposed to do if we notice a howler is missing.
at least one neighbor suggested, “hey, maybe we should just set up a telephone tree instead” but was soundly called off because “listen, we all moved to the mountains because we don’t want to talk to other human beings, we’re just going to howl instead”.
What’s a telephone tree??
It’s an arrangement. Like each person gets a list of people to call. It’s a quick way to spread info. It’s usually used out here to spread word about missing kids so we all know to keep an eye out.
edit: when i say ‘missing’, I don’t mean it like… happens a LOT or anything. It’s usually just in the context of ‘hey this kid is probably just skipping school but just in case it’s more serious let’s all keep an eye out and make sure they’re ok’.
Did the federal reserve just give stock traders $1.5 trillion? There's so much confusion over this I don't know which story is right or half right.
No.
“No, the Fed Did Not Just Give Stock Traders $1.5 Trillion,” Jordan Weismann, Slate, 12 March 2020:
There’s been a little bit of confusion about the dramatic steps the Federal Reserve is now taking to stabilize the financial system. The central bank announced on Thursday that it would inject about $1.5 trillion into the debt markets to keep them from collapsing in the face of coronavirus mania. After this news broke, at least a few figures with large Twitter followings seemed to suggest that Fed Chairman Jerome Powell had just bailed out stock investors. Some went further and argued that, if the Fed could afford to intervene here, there was no reason the government couldn’t afford to pay for, say, free college.
This is all very misleading. The Fed is not jumping in to save the Dow Jones. It is not forking over money so traders can buy shares in Amazon. Rather, it’s using its short-term lending powers to prevent the all-important Treasury market from breaking down and creating another financial crisis.
Every single day, the world’s financial institutions fund themselves using transactions that use U.S. government debt as collateral. These are known as repurchase agreements, or repo deals. One party, like a bank or hedge fund, sells another some securities, usually Treasuries, but agrees to buy them back shortly thereafter at a small markup. It’s effectively a short-term loan with interest. Along with banks, hedge funds, and money market funds, the Fed also participates in the repo market to manage interest rates.
The key thing to realize is that if the repo market seizes up for some reason, much of the financial system ceases to function, since banks and others can’t get their daily funding. The 2008 financial crisis has sometimes been described as a “run on the repo market.”
If you want to picture it all, imagine a pawn shop, but instead of some guy handing over his Fender for a wad of cash, it’s [JPMorgan Chase CEO] Jamie Dimon walking in with his arms full of Treasuries and a contract that says he’ll buy them all back a day later. Sometimes, the pawnshop owner is Jerome Powell. And if the pawnshop shuts down, then everything goes to hell because Dimon can’t pay his bills. That’s the repo market, in a nutshell.
As the coronavirus panic has worn on, however, it has become increasingly difficult to buy and sell U.S. Treasuries like normal—in Wall Street speak, the market has become less liquid. The exact reasons why seem to be a bit complicated, but as the New York Times’ Neil Irwin has written, all signs point to a shortage of cash in the market. This has led to dramatic and bizarre swings in bond values that have spooked just about everyone—because if the Treasury market stops working, so will the rest of the financial system. And lately, there have indeed been increasing signs of distress in the repo market, which also had liquidity problems through much of 2019.
Like a plumber pouring Drano into a clog, the Fed is now trying to fix these liquidity issues by raining down some cash. It plans to do this by increasing its regular repo operations. It offered an extra $500 billion of them on Thursday, and said it would conduct an extra $1 trillion on Friday.
Again, this is all short-term lending against the safest collateral in the world, U.S. government securities. Nobody is just being given money for keeps. This is why the rhetoric we’re seeing—about how if the Fed can lend to the banks then surely Congress can pay for free college or forgive student loan debt—doesn’t much sense. Stirring up populist outrage at the Fed for doing its part to keep the financial system running is just misguided. We should want our central bank to keep the financial system afloat. If you want to yell about health care or college, keep focused on Congress.
(And you should yell at Congress for free healthcare and college)
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.
Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.
Checkmate, nihilism.
This is a powerful positive message..
make a long rectangle, you’ve made a scarf. You can give it to someone and make them warm.
mood pt. II
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at some point you’ve got to STOP reading the entrails and go out and LIVE that which was portented by them, because you WILL run out of doves
Relatable
my intrusive thoughts during fall
young man
there r leaves all around
i said young man
eat a leaf off the ground
i said young man
won’t they make a cool sound
when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
it’s fun to chew on the
Leaves On The Ground!
how morally corrupt is your 19th century love interest on a scale of “aloof rich guy who doesn’t know how to express his feelings” to “has a secret wife in the attic” and “tries to dig up your grave so he can embrace your dead body”
the thing I enjoy most about this post is that digging up a grave to embrace a dead body is only like. the eighth worst thing heathcliff ever did.
ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E
NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE
IT’S TIME
IT IS TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
It’s too fucking early.
ITS TIME
Go to hell! Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega
“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”
always reblog cabbage lady
raise the happiness level of your entire dash
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!
She’s back!