[heneryque]

Never touch my navigator again

[iamthefall1]

Here is my beautiful new son, he is a two year old Kenyan sand boa who I adopted out of a bad situation. If anyone has tips for a good cage set up (I have a humid hide, water, a heat mat, and a uvb light) that would be fantastic.

His name is Helios ❤️

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[finnglas]

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

[iamthefall1]

So I’m scheduled to get a vagus nerve stimulator put in and could anyone tell me what their experience with theirs is like? Like day to day life, was it a complicated healing process, how it affects them?

[glumshoe]

did he ghost you or did he get trapped in a gorilla costume and no one would help him out?

[ethan---green]

Did this happen

[glumshoe]

I nearly lost my beloved fiancé this way

[iamthefall1]

When you start openly sobbing while making drinks and you later get in trouble for harshing the customer experience so you cry some more even though you’re “not getting in trouble”

[sharkchunks]

Oh thank god they’re no longer obscene!

[gaytanic-panic]

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

[ender--slime]

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

[luulapants]

Hope this helps!

[thebreakfastgenie]

who made this post

[marlinspirkhall]

Another hit post from God themself

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[niceinchnails]

why so celibate

-the jerker

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[grumpquoteoftheday]

[unculture]

this is excellent proof of how cops train each other to think. merely wearing protection against possible cop violence IS an escalation in their view. like how dare you prepare for me to become unhinged, now my repeated violations of the geneva convention are your fault >:(

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

people have been asking for larval Pangur

[pangur-and-grim]

yeah, okay

[cannibalchicken]

[punkitt-is-here]

???? are you a little street urchin orphan in 1800s london???

[kittygallore]

Text from my wife this morning regarding our Sphynx