a botanist and a gentleman

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[thatsbelievable]

[nemfrog]

Tales About Plants. 1865.

Internet Archive

[satelliteduster]

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

[bastardbisexual]

[yousoseelie]

Counterargument, sweet back muscles

[cromodinamica]

* OH SHIT

[weiwei-uplink]

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

[1kit]

@demilypyro

Back Muscles

[true-neutral-kobold]

Kobold would like extra arms.

[unquietgravekeeper]

Yeah I need more context as to why this had to be put up

[true-neutral-kobold]

Gnomes. It’s just gnomes. Every time.

[8nin]

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[hawke-gosling]

And hang out they did

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

[twinsfawn]

how to move through life like a real human being and not a reanimated corpse

[suicidalwhistleblower]

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[melissax77]

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd

[rxttingcorpse]

[wordfather]

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[flygutzz]

i like trees