[ghosts-who-deduct]

Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.

[dillyisawilly]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO I WAS SO SCARED!!

[rudolph-the-red-knows-rain-dear]

[havocs-archived]

physically im here but mentally im still thinking about that ceramic battle axe...

[havocs-archived]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the internet has ruined riddles. hows the riddle market supposed to succeed when u can just look up the answer to any old riddle on ur damn phone. have some respect

[speckeltail]

[catchymemes]

[mariakono]

Man i feel really bad for the guy who wrote this article because the article actually manages to raise a very very very good point but the way the headline is phrased completely omits 95% of what they were trying to say

And because i know people won’t even bother to click and check the article itself i’m gonna screencap it, it’s fairly short, give it a read:

tl;dr: the article’s point isn’t “corporate satire is not funny anymore as in “we should stop making fun of corporations””, the article’s point is “corporate satire is not funny as in “it’s extremely depressing to live in a capitalistic hellhole and corporate satire aims more to poke fun at that without actually making you think about our world or giving you hope for a better future, and therefore it’s just lost its bite””

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

oh god this is too much of a mood

[nopanamaman]

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[afieldinengland]

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky r like shooting stars

[cyelatm]

[omruc]

What kind of boys do you like

i don’t actually like boys i’m just attracted to them

[amemait]

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

[amemait]

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

[jack0fficial]

[ivypaws]

VIDEO GAMES ARE SAVED

[dolleyeresponse]

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

[llonelyrollingstarr]

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

so i cannot reblog this since i commented on her familys child slave once after she made me mad with some bullshit post about greek culture but i just wanted to say this is me when i accidently sniff bleach

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they bleed ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!

imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”

YOU!!!!!

DON’T!

[highlandvalley]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

GIVE HIM THE FISH

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

[deathfromabove1989-deactivated2]

[berniesrevolution]

[queeranarchism]

I love these examples.

‘Having an argument you lose’, YES.

Actual resistant doesn’t always look cool, it’s about whatever achieves results.

[izzyatwarp9]

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word