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What does Stan’s symbol mean?
First of all, thanks to @marypsue for listening to my ramblings and giving some feedback about this a few days ago and to @eregyrn-falls for talking about Alex’s Q&A, which reminded me to write it up and post it.
Warning: this is going to be long. Sorry.
One of the things that I’ve always hoped would get an explanation from Alex (but possibly never will?) is the meaning behind the symbol on Stan’s fez/the Cipher Wheel.
First, a bit of a tangent, but I hope a productive one: in GF fanfic, a common issue when Bill and Stan appear together in a fic is that we never canonically heard Bill’s nickname for Stan (assuming he would have given Stan one, which, given Bill’s character, seems like a safe bet). Fic authors usually get around this by having Bill call Stan “Fez,” which makes sense given that’s where his symbol is and it’s a pretty distinctive element of his appearance.
BUT.
But Bill doesn’t call Dipper “ballcap,” or Mabel “sweater,” or Soos “t-shirt,” even though that’s where their symbols are found. Their nicknames are based on what the symbol IS, and the symbols (at least roughly?) represent who they are as characters.
So, ultimately, thinking about what Bill’s nickname for Stan might be sort of helps clarify what Stan’s symbol might mean vis-à-vis his character. Ahem. Back to the symbol.
The clearest direct mention of the symbol is in Journal 3, when Ford writes that Stan’s fez is from Filbrick’s membership in the “Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel.” It’s totally possible this is all there is to it, it’s a funny fish symbol. Alex’s old DeviantArt account is reportedly holymackerel, so it’s possible it’s just something he thought was funny and that’s that.
But, we all know how much Alex loves to misdirect people – almost as much as he likes to have multiple layers of mysteries and meaning in GF. So I think it’s more likely this is just a superficial meaning for Stan’s symbol.
Looking at the symbol, there could be a few different interpretations, so I’ll present the three most interesting ones I came up with, in order of what I think is the likelihood it’s the real meaning of the symbol.
First, another look at the symbol as it appears on the fez:
Now what if we do this:
Looks like an eye, right? Just one eye?
The least likely theory is that the symbol has something to do with Stan’s character being connected to Bill’s in some way. It’s a cool interpretation, considering how important the idea of the “beast with just one eye” was, and the fact that, as Mr. Mystery, Stan wore an eyepatch (and so had just one eye visible). If you’re a subscriber to the Same Coin theory, this interpretation might work for that.
I personally don’t think this is it, though. So let’s turn the symbol this way:
Notice the symbol in canon art is always represented with these proportions. Now what does it look like? A bit like the portal casting a shadow? Who lived (figuratively and literally) in the shadow of the portal for 30 years? Yeah.
Stan, with his long-standing self-esteem and self-worth issues, saw himself as just “part of a dynamic duo,” essentially Ford’s shadow, not capable of accomplishing anything on his own. So, this interpretation is a little more likely to me, and I headcanon that Bill’s nickname for Stan would be something like “Shadow,” because it’s not only thematically appropriate, it’s snide and hurtful.
But this still doesn’t seem like it’d be an appropriate symbol for Stan’s character. After all, reductively thinking of him as Ford’s shadow would only represent most people’s (and his own self-) perception of Stan in the first (admittedly long) part of his character arc. So what represents the culmination of his character arc?
Let’s turn the symbol one more time:
Look familiar?
Well, first of all, there are some similar-looking symbols in the history museum in SotBE:
And on the ur-Cipher Wheel in Mabelcorn:
I personally don’t think it’s related to the symbol that’s similar to the Freemason symbol, because that seems on-the-nose and superficial to be on a secret society fez (though a cute reference), and more related to Dipper’s character than Stan’s. I think the other symbol gives a clue as to its meaning, since it’s also incredibly similar to Stan’s symbol’s shape.
…what legendary bird is often represented in this shape? And the shape on the fez? Wings upraised in a circular shape?
So…my best guess is that this is a simplified, stylized version of one of the best symbols for Stan’s character: a phoenix. The imagery of Stan burning is present throughout the series, and of course, Stan is literally immolated and reborn in the finale. I absolutely headcanon that this is what Stan’s symbol really means. (But I don’t think Bill would ever call Stan “Phoenix,” do you?)
All this is just speculation, though. You’d have to have actually been in the writer’s room (or Alex’s brain), or have done a lot of research into ancient symbols (in so many cultures and historical contexts, seriously – Egyptian symbolism, indigenous American tribal symbolism, secret society symbolism, alchemy symbols, etc) to suss out what everything related to Stan and his symbol (the flag/banners for the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel, the first symbol in comparison to the second symbol – both work for the Phoenix symbolism, the color symbolism in the series, etc) might mean.
It could be the Phoenix, it definitely fits, but personally? I think the origins of the design are closer to the Shriner’s emblem than that, especially if you look at the original design on Stan’s fez (which got changed due to the similarities between the two designs: the Shriners are considered controversial or offensive in some areas, presumably due to the Islamic and Arabic symbolism being used by predominately white Americans, though there are Muslim Freemasons. Christians have similar qualms with Shriners, though this is mostly due to Islamophobia from the Shriners use of Islamic and Arabic symbolism. I’ve heard that in some areas, there’s either a related group or an aesthetically similar group that’s actually violent, which is why the symbol got changed, though I can’t find anything confirming this) and take into account the clues that the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel was based on the Shriners (and by extension, the Masons). The Shriner Temple in the Cipher Hunt, the flag in the Mystery Shack, and the fact that Stan mentions “the guys at the lodge” in Legend of the Gobblewonker all point to the ROHM being, at the very least, similar to the Shriners (perhaps the Masons as well, but Ford mentioned in Journal 3 that the Masons do or at least did exist in the Gravity Falls canon)
So what does the Shriners emblem mean?
Taken from the Shriner’s website, “The scimitar stands for the backbone of the fraternity, its members.The two claws are for the Shriners fraternity and its philanthropy.The sphinx stands for the governing body of the Shriners.The five-pointed star represents the thousands of children helped by the philanthropy each year.The emblem also bears the phrase ‘Robur et Furor,’ which means ‘Strength and Fury.’“
Doesn’t sound exactly like the symbol on the fez, but brotherhood, strength, and fury sure do sound like Stan.
However, while the Shriners is the most likely origin of the symbol on Stan’s fez, I don’t think the symbol on Stan’s fez actually means anything.
Even Ford doesn’t have a name for the symbol, and not only has he been in contact with that symbol the longest (the fez originally belonged to Filbrick, Ford grew up looking at that thing: it was probably the second symbol he recognized, right after his own) but both he and Stanley knew that it was Stan’s symbol the second Ford drew the zodiac.
It should also be noted that Ford gives a brief description of the nonliteral symbols, but not for the one on Stan’s fez.
So, we all know the zodiac fails. We all know that Bill turns most of the zodiacs into tapestries. He leaves Ford alive (because he needs information) and he leaves Dipper and Mabel alive (because he plans on torturing them to get Ford to talk). But why Stanley? Ford had presumably given no indication that if Stanley were to be tortured, Ford would reveal anything useful in exchange for his brother’s life (though we can assume that this is, in fact, true based on the fact that he managed not to reveal the same information about Dipper and Mabel for several days, among other factors).
Simple: Bill underestimated Stanley Pines.
Stanley is undoubtedly the most important player in the events leading up to Bill’s defeat, without him it would have been impossible. Bill’s biggest mistake was not paying more attention to Stanley. Bill’s biggest weakness was that Stanley’s symbol is just that. Stanley’s symbol. Underestimated and overlooked.
If the fez symbol had a meaning, Hirsch wouldn’t have so readily changed it. It doesn’t matter what the symbol on the fez actually is.
Bill never calls him by a nickname. Ford never says what the symbol means. Because neither of them have to.
Filbrick originally owned the fez, implied to be from or at least inspired by the Shriners/Masons all Shriners are Masons, but not all Masons are Shriners. Both Stanley and Stanford mean “stony field,” and the Masons started out as a guild of, well, masonry workers: people who worked with stone.
Filbrick was only expecting one child. He got twins and named them both after the fez. He gave Ford the fez eventually, but Stan’s the twin who actually wore it.
Because the symbol means Stanley Pines.
It’s literally Stanley’s symbol.
I don’t disagree with the-ford-twin’s conclusions here. I think it’s a cool point that the redesigned symbol still bears a resemblance to the original Shriner’s symbol, highly abstracted and turned on its side.
(Small note: etymologically, Stanley is “stony clearing”, while Stanford is “stony ford”, i.e. a shallow place for crossing a river or stream. Mildly interesting, especially the “place of crossing” aspect of Ford’s name in relation to his construction of the portal and fate of crossing dimensions. But, it still leaves the main point intact, that they both have “stone” names. This is a case where I honestly doubt those names were chosen for those deeper meanings or connections to Masonry… I think. We know where the name “Stan” comes from to start with. But it *is* interesting that we also wound up with “Mason” as a name in the Pines family. As Alex himself said in the past, he wasn’t hiding occult symbolism in the show, he was putting it out in plain sight.)
I mean, the fez is absolutely based on the Shriners’ fez. That’s clearly Alex’s inspiration; indeed, he seems to own one, or at least has been photographed in one. I think it’s pretty clear that the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel is the GF-verse equivalent of the Shriners, a fraternal organization that uses some of the same iconography. (Whether the Shriners themselves exist in the GF-verse is really a moot point. Perhaps they don’t. Yes, the Masons exist, and just as in the real world, perhaps some Masons belong to the ROHM, and some don’t.)
But the fez itself isn’t the Cipher Wheel symbol. The symbol *on* the fez is what’s significant; it’s what was painted on a cave wall a thousand years ago. And just as the symbol used by the Shriners on their fez has a meaning ascribed to it by the organization, I have to think that, in-story, the ROHM attaches some sort of meaning to that symbol.
So just going back to the question asked at the start of the original post: what does the ROHM think that symbol is, or means? And is there a name for it? If someone wants to write a fic or a comic in which Bill refers to Stan by the symbol name rather than his real name, what would they use, if not “Fez”?
(Though, to be clear: it really doesn’t bother me when I encounter folks using “Fez”. I take that as similar to Bill calling Ford “Sixer” sometimes – it’s a nickname that makes references on several levels at once. “Sixer” is Ford, the Six-Fingered Hand; but of course, also Stan’s childhood nickname for Ford, in a bit of spooky foreshadowing, just as Ford himself chose that symbol for himself long before he ever saw the Wheel. “Fez” is one of Stan’s most recognizable visual attributes, and as part of the ROHM regalia it’s “connected” to the Wheel symbol it bears.)
No, canon doesn’t give us an answer. And that’s okay. The writing’s treatment of the various symbols and the way Bill uses them indicates a certain flexibility. The fun for those writing fanfic or comics comes in creating interesting interpretations of the symbolic meanings, in cases where we haven’t been told those in canon.
To me, the symbol on the fez has always looked like a fish about to eat whatever that dot is (highly stylized, of course). Having thought of it that way, I always just connected it to the ROHM’s literal name – a “fish” hieroglyph symbolizing the mackerel.
And there’s at least one fanfic I’ve run across in which Bill refers to Stan as “Hungry Fish” (I think the hat-tip here goes to @icefeels in her One Sword stories?), which I quite liked for the ways in which it seems to fit Stan. He’s a “hungry” character, but also, there’s a predatory symbolism there that fits the con-man part of him as well.
Which just goes to show, I feel, that it probably isn’t possible to find a “right” answer – but it’s very possible for people to come up with fairly interesting answers.
Taken that there have been several theories previously that have hinted at there being a possibility that it could relate to Egypt, after staring at the speific shape for a while it looks more and more like a scarab. It was used for good luck by both the living and the head and was believed to offer a passage into the after life.
A scarab would be placed as close to the heart of the mummified deceased as possible in order to ensure that the dead would not be betrayed by their heart during the trials of the after life.
It would also aid in the trial where the heart was weighed by the Father of Maat, and if it were to weight more than a (usually ostrich but can be debated) feather it would be devoured by Ammut. This would be the second and final death of the soul who did not make it through the trials. So if Stanley were to be the representation of a scarab then it may be for the fact that he usually protects his family.
His mind could also act as it’s own graveyard for Bill. The fact that he was able to absolutely kill Bill in his mind and be the demon’s literal passage into the next life could be one way of looking at it. The scarab beetle was also a very costly thing to be buried with, it was lavish and expensive, Stan lives to be rich, to be lavish.
The actual beetle is also known for rolling dung across desert sands, it is almost Sisyphean in nature. It is constantly moving and toiling, there sems to be no purpose to it whatsoever, just like killing and interdimensional being. If Bill really is as powerful as he likes to say that he is (I would like to think he’s not) then the prayer that he said before dying should be what is keeping him alive, “A-X-O-L-O-T-L, my time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!” Stan was his scarab to ensure an afterlife, or an eternal one.
What does Stan’s symbol mean?
First of all, thanks to @marypsue for listening to my ramblings and giving some feedback about this a few days ago and to @eregyrn-falls for talking about Alex’s Q&A, which reminded me to write it up and post it.
Warning: this is going to be long. Sorry.
One of the things that I’ve always hoped would get an explanation from Alex (but possibly never will?) is the meaning behind the symbol on Stan’s fez/the Cipher Wheel.
First, a bit of a tangent, but I hope a productive one: in GF fanfic, a common issue when Bill and Stan appear together in a fic is that we never canonically heard Bill’s nickname for Stan (assuming he would have given Stan one, which, given Bill’s character, seems like a safe bet). Fic authors usually get around this by having Bill call Stan “Fez,” which makes sense given that’s where his symbol is and it’s a pretty distinctive element of his appearance.
BUT.
But Bill doesn’t call Dipper “ballcap,” or Mabel “sweater,” or Soos “t-shirt,” even though that’s where their symbols are found. Their nicknames are based on what the symbol IS, and the symbols (at least roughly?) represent who they are as characters.
So, ultimately, thinking about what Bill’s nickname for Stan might be sort of helps clarify what Stan’s symbol might mean vis-à-vis his character. Ahem. Back to the symbol.
The clearest direct mention of the symbol is in Journal 3, when Ford writes that Stan’s fez is from Filbrick’s membership in the “Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel.” It’s totally possible this is all there is to it, it’s a funny fish symbol. Alex’s old DeviantArt account is reportedly holymackerel, so it’s possible it’s just something he thought was funny and that’s that.
But, we all know how much Alex loves to misdirect people – almost as much as he likes to have multiple layers of mysteries and meaning in GF. So I think it’s more likely this is just a superficial meaning for Stan’s symbol.
Looking at the symbol, there could be a few different interpretations, so I’ll present the three most interesting ones I came up with, in order of what I think is the likelihood it’s the real meaning of the symbol.
First, another look at the symbol as it appears on the fez:
Now what if we do this:
Looks like an eye, right? Just one eye?
The least likely theory is that the symbol has something to do with Stan’s character being connected to Bill’s in some way. It’s a cool interpretation, considering how important the idea of the “beast with just one eye” was, and the fact that, as Mr. Mystery, Stan wore an eyepatch (and so had just one eye visible). If you’re a subscriber to the Same Coin theory, this interpretation might work for that.
I personally don’t think this is it, though. So let’s turn the symbol this way:
Notice the symbol in canon art is always represented with these proportions. Now what does it look like? A bit like the portal casting a shadow? Who lived (figuratively and literally) in the shadow of the portal for 30 years? Yeah.
Stan, with his long-standing self-esteem and self-worth issues, saw himself as just “part of a dynamic duo,” essentially Ford’s shadow, not capable of accomplishing anything on his own. So, this interpretation is a little more likely to me, and I headcanon that Bill’s nickname for Stan would be something like “Shadow,” because it’s not only thematically appropriate, it’s snide and hurtful.
But this still doesn’t seem like it’d be an appropriate symbol for Stan’s character. After all, reductively thinking of him as Ford’s shadow would only represent most people’s (and his own self-) perception of Stan in the first (admittedly long) part of his character arc. So what represents the culmination of his character arc?
Let’s turn the symbol one more time:
Look familiar?
Well, first of all, there are some similar-looking symbols in the history museum in SotBE:
And on the ur-Cipher Wheel in Mabelcorn:
I personally don’t think it’s related to the symbol that’s similar to the Freemason symbol, because that seems on-the-nose and superficial to be on a secret society fez (though a cute reference), and more related to Dipper’s character than Stan’s. I think the other symbol gives a clue as to its meaning, since it’s also incredibly similar to Stan’s symbol’s shape.
…what legendary bird is often represented in this shape? And the shape on the fez? Wings upraised in a circular shape?
So…my best guess is that this is a simplified, stylized version of one of the best symbols for Stan’s character: a phoenix. The imagery of Stan burning is present throughout the series, and of course, Stan is literally immolated and reborn in the finale. I absolutely headcanon that this is what Stan’s symbol really means. (But I don’t think Bill would ever call Stan “Phoenix,” do you?)
All this is just speculation, though. You’d have to have actually been in the writer’s room (or Alex’s brain), or have done a lot of research into ancient symbols (in so many cultures and historical contexts, seriously – Egyptian symbolism, indigenous American tribal symbolism, secret society symbolism, alchemy symbols, etc) to suss out what everything related to Stan and his symbol (the flag/banners for the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel, the first symbol in comparison to the second symbol – both work for the Phoenix symbolism, the color symbolism in the series, etc) might mean.
It could be the Phoenix, it definitely fits, but personally? I think the origins of the design are closer to the Shriner’s emblem than that, especially if you look at the original design on Stan’s fez (which got changed due to the similarities between the two designs: the Shriners are considered controversial or offensive in some areas, presumably due to the Islamic and Arabic symbolism being used by predominately white Americans, though there are Muslim Freemasons. Christians have similar qualms with Shriners, though this is mostly due to Islamophobia from the Shriners use of Islamic and Arabic symbolism. I’ve heard that in some areas, there’s either a related group or an aesthetically similar group that’s actually violent, which is why the symbol got changed, though I can’t find anything confirming this) and take into account the clues that the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel was based on the Shriners (and by extension, the Masons). The Shriner Temple in the Cipher Hunt, the flag in the Mystery Shack, and the fact that Stan mentions “the guys at the lodge” in Legend of the Gobblewonker all point to the ROHM being, at the very least, similar to the Shriners (perhaps the Masons as well, but Ford mentioned in Journal 3 that the Masons do or at least did exist in the Gravity Falls canon)
So what does the Shriners emblem mean?
Taken from the Shriner’s website, “The scimitar stands for the backbone of the fraternity, its members.The two claws are for the Shriners fraternity and its philanthropy.The sphinx stands for the governing body of the Shriners.The five-pointed star represents the thousands of children helped by the philanthropy each year.The emblem also bears the phrase ‘Robur et Furor,’ which means ‘Strength and Fury.’“
Doesn’t sound exactly like the symbol on the fez, but brotherhood, strength, and fury sure do sound like Stan.
However, while the Shriners is the most likely origin of the symbol on Stan’s fez, I don’t think the symbol on Stan’s fez actually means anything.
Even Ford doesn’t have a name for the symbol, and not only has he been in contact with that symbol the longest (the fez originally belonged to Filbrick, Ford grew up looking at that thing: it was probably the second symbol he recognized, right after his own) but both he and Stanley knew that it was Stan’s symbol the second Ford drew the zodiac.
It should also be noted that Ford gives a brief description of the nonliteral symbols, but not for the one on Stan’s fez.
So, we all know the zodiac fails. We all know that Bill turns most of the zodiacs into tapestries. He leaves Ford alive (because he needs information) and he leaves Dipper and Mabel alive (because he plans on torturing them to get Ford to talk). But why Stanley? Ford had presumably given no indication that if Stanley were to be tortured, Ford would reveal anything useful in exchange for his brother’s life (though we can assume that this is, in fact, true based on the fact that he managed not to reveal the same information about Dipper and Mabel for several days, among other factors).
Simple: Bill underestimated Stanley Pines.
Stanley is undoubtedly the most important player in the events leading up to Bill’s defeat, without him it would have been impossible. Bill’s biggest mistake was not paying more attention to Stanley. Bill’s biggest weakness was that Stanley’s symbol is just that. Stanley’s symbol. Underestimated and overlooked.
If the fez symbol had a meaning, Hirsch wouldn’t have so readily changed it. It doesn’t matter what the symbol on the fez actually is.
Bill never calls him by a nickname. Ford never says what the symbol means. Because neither of them have to.
Filbrick originally owned the fez, implied to be from or at least inspired by the Shriners/Masons all Shriners are Masons, but not all Masons are Shriners. Both Stanley and Stanford mean “stony field,” and the Masons started out as a guild of, well, masonry workers: people who worked with stone.
Filbrick was only expecting one child. He got twins and named them both after the fez. He gave Ford the fez eventually, but Stan’s the twin who actually wore it.
Because the symbol means Stanley Pines.
It’s literally Stanley’s symbol.
I don’t disagree with the-ford-twin’s conclusions here. I think it’s a cool point that the redesigned symbol still bears a resemblance to the original Shriner’s symbol, highly abstracted and turned on its side.
(Small note: etymologically, Stanley is “stony clearing”, while Stanford is “stony ford”, i.e. a shallow place for crossing a river or stream. Mildly interesting, especially the “place of crossing” aspect of Ford’s name in relation to his construction of the portal and fate of crossing dimensions. But, it still leaves the main point intact, that they both have “stone” names. This is a case where I honestly doubt those names were chosen for those deeper meanings or connections to Masonry… I think. We know where the name “Stan” comes from to start with. But it *is* interesting that we also wound up with “Mason” as a name in the Pines family. As Alex himself said in the past, he wasn’t hiding occult symbolism in the show, he was putting it out in plain sight.)
I mean, the fez is absolutely based on the Shriners’ fez. That’s clearly Alex’s inspiration; indeed, he seems to own one, or at least has been photographed in one. I think it’s pretty clear that the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel is the GF-verse equivalent of the Shriners, a fraternal organization that uses some of the same iconography. (Whether the Shriners themselves exist in the GF-verse is really a moot point. Perhaps they don’t. Yes, the Masons exist, and just as in the real world, perhaps some Masons belong to the ROHM, and some don’t.)
But the fez itself isn’t the Cipher Wheel symbol. The symbol *on* the fez is what’s significant; it’s what was painted on a cave wall a thousand years ago. And just as the symbol used by the Shriners on their fez has a meaning ascribed to it by the organization, I have to think that, in-story, the ROHM attaches some sort of meaning to that symbol.
So just going back to the question asked at the start of the original post: what does the ROHM think that symbol is, or means? And is there a name for it? If someone wants to write a fic or a comic in which Bill refers to Stan by the symbol name rather than his real name, what would they use, if not “Fez”?
(Though, to be clear: it really doesn’t bother me when I encounter folks using “Fez”. I take that as similar to Bill calling Ford “Sixer” sometimes – it’s a nickname that makes references on several levels at once. “Sixer” is Ford, the Six-Fingered Hand; but of course, also Stan’s childhood nickname for Ford, in a bit of spooky foreshadowing, just as Ford himself chose that symbol for himself long before he ever saw the Wheel. “Fez” is one of Stan’s most recognizable visual attributes, and as part of the ROHM regalia it’s “connected” to the Wheel symbol it bears.)
No, canon doesn’t give us an answer. And that’s okay. The writing’s treatment of the various symbols and the way Bill uses them indicates a certain flexibility. The fun for those writing fanfic or comics comes in creating interesting interpretations of the symbolic meanings, in cases where we haven’t been told those in canon.
To me, the symbol on the fez has always looked like a fish about to eat whatever that dot is (highly stylized, of course). Having thought of it that way, I always just connected it to the ROHM’s literal name – a “fish” hieroglyph symbolizing the mackerel.
And there’s at least one fanfic I’ve run across in which Bill refers to Stan as “Hungry Fish” (I think the hat-tip here goes to @icefeels in her One Sword stories?), which I quite liked for the ways in which it seems to fit Stan. He’s a “hungry” character, but also, there’s a predatory symbolism there that fits the con-man part of him as well.
Which just goes to show, I feel, that it probably isn’t possible to find a “right” answer – but it’s very possible for people to come up with fairly interesting answers.
Taken that there have been several theories previously that have hinted at there being a possibility that it could relate to Egypt, after staring at the speific shape for a while it looks more and more like a scarab. It was used for good luck by both the living and the head and was believed to offer a passage into the after life.
A scarab would be placed as close to the heart of the mummified deceased as possible in order to ensure that the dead would not be betrayed by their heart during the trials of the after life.
It would also aid in the trial where the heart was weighed by the Father of Maat, and if it were to weight more than a (usually ostrich but can be debated) feather it would be devoured by Ammut. This would be the second and final death of the soul who did not make it through the trials. So if Stanley were to be the representation of a scarab then it may be for the fact that he usually protects his family.
His mind could also act as it’s own graveyard for Bill. The fact that he was able to absolutely kill Bill in his mind and be the demon’s literal passage into the next life could be one way of looking at it. The scarab beetle was also a very costly thing to be buried with, it was lavish and expensive, Stan lives to be rich, to be lavish.
The actual beetle is also known for rolling dung across desert sands, it is almost Sisyphean in nature. It is constantly moving and toiling, there sems to be no purpose to it whatsoever, just like killing and interdimensional being. If Bill really is as powerful as he likes to say that he is (I would like to think he’s not) then the prayer that he said before dying should be what is keeping him alive, “A-X-O-L-O-T-L, my time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!” Stan was his scarab to ensure an afterlife, or an eternal one.
What does Stan’s symbol mean?
First of all, thanks to @marypsue for listening to my ramblings and giving some feedback about this a few days ago and to @eregyrn-falls for talking about Alex’s Q&A, which reminded me to write it up and post it.
Warning: this is going to be long. Sorry.
One of the things that I’ve always hoped would get an explanation from Alex (but possibly never will?) is the meaning behind the symbol on Stan’s fez/the Cipher Wheel.
First, a bit of a tangent, but I hope a productive one: in GF fanfic, a common issue when Bill and Stan appear together in a fic is that we never canonically heard Bill’s nickname for Stan (assuming he would have given Stan one, which, given Bill’s character, seems like a safe bet). Fic authors usually get around this by having Bill call Stan “Fez,” which makes sense given that’s where his symbol is and it’s a pretty distinctive element of his appearance.
BUT.
But Bill doesn’t call Dipper “ballcap,” or Mabel “sweater,” or Soos “t-shirt,” even though that’s where their symbols are found. Their nicknames are based on what the symbol IS, and the symbols (at least roughly?) represent who they are as characters.
So, ultimately, thinking about what Bill’s nickname for Stan might be sort of helps clarify what Stan’s symbol might mean vis-à-vis his character. Ahem. Back to the symbol.
The clearest direct mention of the symbol is in Journal 3, when Ford writes that Stan’s fez is from Filbrick’s membership in the “Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel.” It’s totally possible this is all there is to it, it’s a funny fish symbol. Alex’s old DeviantArt account is reportedly holymackerel, so it’s possible it’s just something he thought was funny and that’s that.
But, we all know how much Alex loves to misdirect people – almost as much as he likes to have multiple layers of mysteries and meaning in GF. So I think it’s more likely this is just a superficial meaning for Stan’s symbol.
Looking at the symbol, there could be a few different interpretations, so I’ll present the three most interesting ones I came up with, in order of what I think is the likelihood it’s the real meaning of the symbol.
First, another look at the symbol as it appears on the fez:
Now what if we do this:
Looks like an eye, right? Just one eye?
The least likely theory is that the symbol has something to do with Stan’s character being connected to Bill’s in some way. It’s a cool interpretation, considering how important the idea of the “beast with just one eye” was, and the fact that, as Mr. Mystery, Stan wore an eyepatch (and so had just one eye visible). If you’re a subscriber to the Same Coin theory, this interpretation might work for that.
I personally don’t think this is it, though. So let’s turn the symbol this way:
Notice the symbol in canon art is always represented with these proportions. Now what does it look like? A bit like the portal casting a shadow? Who lived (figuratively and literally) in the shadow of the portal for 30 years? Yeah.
Stan, with his long-standing self-esteem and self-worth issues, saw himself as just “part of a dynamic duo,” essentially Ford’s shadow, not capable of accomplishing anything on his own. So, this interpretation is a little more likely to me, and I headcanon that Bill’s nickname for Stan would be something like “Shadow,” because it’s not only thematically appropriate, it’s snide and hurtful.
But this still doesn’t seem like it’d be an appropriate symbol for Stan’s character. After all, reductively thinking of him as Ford’s shadow would only represent most people’s (and his own self-) perception of Stan in the first (admittedly long) part of his character arc. So what represents the culmination of his character arc?
Let’s turn the symbol one more time:
Look familiar?
Well, first of all, there are some similar-looking symbols in the history museum in SotBE:
And on the ur-Cipher Wheel in Mabelcorn:
I personally don’t think it’s related to the symbol that’s similar to the Freemason symbol, because that seems on-the-nose and superficial to be on a secret society fez (though a cute reference), and more related to Dipper’s character than Stan’s. I think the other symbol gives a clue as to its meaning, since it’s also incredibly similar to Stan’s symbol’s shape.
…what legendary bird is often represented in this shape? And the shape on the fez? Wings upraised in a circular shape?
So…my best guess is that this is a simplified, stylized version of one of the best symbols for Stan’s character: a phoenix. The imagery of Stan burning is present throughout the series, and of course, Stan is literally immolated and reborn in the finale. I absolutely headcanon that this is what Stan’s symbol really means. (But I don’t think Bill would ever call Stan “Phoenix,” do you?)
All this is just speculation, though. You’d have to have actually been in the writer’s room (or Alex’s brain), or have done a lot of research into ancient symbols (in so many cultures and historical contexts, seriously – Egyptian symbolism, indigenous American tribal symbolism, secret society symbolism, alchemy symbols, etc) to suss out what everything related to Stan and his symbol (the flag/banners for the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel, the first symbol in comparison to the second symbol – both work for the Phoenix symbolism, the color symbolism in the series, etc) might mean.
It could be the Phoenix, it definitely fits, but personally? I think the origins of the design are closer to the Shriner’s emblem than that, especially if you look at the original design on Stan’s fez (which got changed due to the similarities between the two designs: the Shriners are considered controversial or offensive in some areas, presumably due to the Islamic and Arabic symbolism being used by predominately white Americans, though there are Muslim Freemasons. Christians have similar qualms with Shriners, though this is mostly due to Islamophobia from the Shriners use of Islamic and Arabic symbolism. I’ve heard that in some areas, there’s either a related group or an aesthetically similar group that’s actually violent, which is why the symbol got changed, though I can’t find anything confirming this) and take into account the clues that the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel was based on the Shriners (and by extension, the Masons). The Shriner Temple in the Cipher Hunt, the flag in the Mystery Shack, and the fact that Stan mentions “the guys at the lodge” in Legend of the Gobblewonker all point to the ROHM being, at the very least, similar to the Shriners (perhaps the Masons as well, but Ford mentioned in Journal 3 that the Masons do or at least did exist in the Gravity Falls canon)
So what does the Shriners emblem mean?
Taken from the Shriner’s website, “The scimitar stands for the backbone of the fraternity, its members.The two claws are for the Shriners fraternity and its philanthropy.The sphinx stands for the governing body of the Shriners.The five-pointed star represents the thousands of children helped by the philanthropy each year.The emblem also bears the phrase ‘Robur et Furor,’ which means ‘Strength and Fury.’“
Doesn’t sound exactly like the symbol on the fez, but brotherhood, strength, and fury sure do sound like Stan.
However, while the Shriners is the most likely origin of the symbol on Stan’s fez, I don’t think the symbol on Stan’s fez actually means anything.
Even Ford doesn’t have a name for the symbol, and not only has he been in contact with that symbol the longest (the fez originally belonged to Filbrick, Ford grew up looking at that thing: it was probably the second symbol he recognized, right after his own) but both he and Stanley knew that it was Stan’s symbol the second Ford drew the zodiac.
It should also be noted that Ford gives a brief description of the nonliteral symbols, but not for the one on Stan’s fez.
So, we all know the zodiac fails. We all know that Bill turns most of the zodiacs into tapestries. He leaves Ford alive (because he needs information) and he leaves Dipper and Mabel alive (because he plans on torturing them to get Ford to talk). But why Stanley? Ford had presumably given no indication that if Stanley were to be tortured, Ford would reveal anything useful in exchange for his brother’s life (though we can assume that this is, in fact, true based on the fact that he managed not to reveal the same information about Dipper and Mabel for several days, among other factors).
Simple: Bill underestimated Stanley Pines.
Stanley is undoubtedly the most important player in the events leading up to Bill’s defeat, without him it would have been impossible. Bill’s biggest mistake was not paying more attention to Stanley. Bill’s biggest weakness was that Stanley’s symbol is just that. Stanley’s symbol. Underestimated and overlooked.
If the fez symbol had a meaning, Hirsch wouldn’t have so readily changed it. It doesn’t matter what the symbol on the fez actually is.
Bill never calls him by a nickname. Ford never says what the symbol means. Because neither of them have to.
Filbrick originally owned the fez, implied to be from or at least inspired by the Shriners/Masons all Shriners are Masons, but not all Masons are Shriners. Both Stanley and Stanford mean “stony field,” and the Masons started out as a guild of, well, masonry workers: people who worked with stone.
Filbrick was only expecting one child. He got twins and named them both after the fez. He gave Ford the fez eventually, but Stan’s the twin who actually wore it.
Because the symbol means Stanley Pines.
It’s literally Stanley’s symbol.
I don’t disagree with the-ford-twin’s conclusions here. I think it’s a cool point that the redesigned symbol still bears a resemblance to the original Shriner’s symbol, highly abstracted and turned on its side.
(Small note: etymologically, Stanley is “stony clearing”, while Stanford is “stony ford”, i.e. a shallow place for crossing a river or stream. Mildly interesting, especially the “place of crossing” aspect of Ford’s name in relation to his construction of the portal and fate of crossing dimensions. But, it still leaves the main point intact, that they both have “stone” names. This is a case where I honestly doubt those names were chosen for those deeper meanings or connections to Masonry… I think. We know where the name “Stan” comes from to start with. But it *is* interesting that we also wound up with “Mason” as a name in the Pines family. As Alex himself said in the past, he wasn’t hiding occult symbolism in the show, he was putting it out in plain sight.)
I mean, the fez is absolutely based on the Shriners’ fez. That’s clearly Alex’s inspiration; indeed, he seems to own one, or at least has been photographed in one. I think it’s pretty clear that the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel is the GF-verse equivalent of the Shriners, a fraternal organization that uses some of the same iconography. (Whether the Shriners themselves exist in the GF-verse is really a moot point. Perhaps they don’t. Yes, the Masons exist, and just as in the real world, perhaps some Masons belong to the ROHM, and some don’t.)
But the fez itself isn’t the Cipher Wheel symbol. The symbol *on* the fez is what’s significant; it’s what was painted on a cave wall a thousand years ago. And just as the symbol used by the Shriners on their fez has a meaning ascribed to it by the organization, I have to think that, in-story, the ROHM attaches some sort of meaning to that symbol.
So just going back to the question asked at the start of the original post: what does the ROHM think that symbol is, or means? And is there a name for it? If someone wants to write a fic or a comic in which Bill refers to Stan by the symbol name rather than his real name, what would they use, if not “Fez”?
(Though, to be clear: it really doesn’t bother me when I encounter folks using “Fez”. I take that as similar to Bill calling Ford “Sixer” sometimes – it’s a nickname that makes references on several levels at once. “Sixer” is Ford, the Six-Fingered Hand; but of course, also Stan’s childhood nickname for Ford, in a bit of spooky foreshadowing, just as Ford himself chose that symbol for himself long before he ever saw the Wheel. “Fez” is one of Stan’s most recognizable visual attributes, and as part of the ROHM regalia it’s “connected” to the Wheel symbol it bears.)
No, canon doesn’t give us an answer. And that’s okay. The writing’s treatment of the various symbols and the way Bill uses them indicates a certain flexibility. The fun for those writing fanfic or comics comes in creating interesting interpretations of the symbolic meanings, in cases where we haven’t been told those in canon.
To me, the symbol on the fez has always looked like a fish about to eat whatever that dot is (highly stylized, of course). Having thought of it that way, I always just connected it to the ROHM’s literal name – a “fish” hieroglyph symbolizing the mackerel.
And there’s at least one fanfic I’ve run across in which Bill refers to Stan as “Hungry Fish” (I think the hat-tip here goes to @icefeels in her One Sword stories?), which I quite liked for the ways in which it seems to fit Stan. He’s a “hungry” character, but also, there’s a predatory symbolism there that fits the con-man part of him as well.
Which just goes to show, I feel, that it probably isn’t possible to find a “right” answer – but it’s very possible for people to come up with fairly interesting answers.
Taken that there have been several theories previously that have hinted at there being a possibility that it could relate to Egypt, after staring at the speific shape for a while it looks more and more like a scarab. It was used for good luck by both the living and the head and was believed to offer a passage into the after life.
A scarab would be placed as close to the heart of the mummified deceased as possible in order to ensure that the dead would not be betrayed by their heart during the trials of the after life.
It would also aid in the trial where the heart was weighed by the Father of Maat, and if it were to weight more than a (usually ostrich but can be debated) feather it would be devoured by Ammut. This would be the second and final death of the soul who did not make it through the trials. So if Stanley were to be the representation of a scarab then it may be for the fact that he usually protects his family.
His mind could also act as it's own graveyard for Bill. The fact that he was able to absolutely kill Bill in his mind and be the demon's literal passage into the next life could be one way of looking at it. The scarab beetle was also a very costly thing to be buried with, it was lavish and expensive, Stan lives to be rich, to be lavish.
The actual beetle is also known for rolling dung across desert sands, it is almost Sisyphean in nature. It is constantly moving and toiling, there sems to be no purpose to it whatsoever, just like killing and interdimensional being. If Bill really is as powerful as he likes to say that he is (I would like to think he's not) then the prayer that he said before dying should be what is keeping him alive, "A-X-O-L-O-T-L, my time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!" Stan was his scarab to ensure an afterlife, or an eternal one.
And remember kids
Vox populi vox dei
I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing
Shit
That’s not even the half of it because
- often when a teenager (male or female) puts on some fat it’s in preparation for a growth spurt. Grownups know this.
- teenagers grow in weird gawky ways, like a girl’s hips will spread out and look “fat” until her legs get longer, or they’ll shoot up super tall and then slowly put on muscle and fat. Grownups know this.
- it’s very common for a women’s body weight to fluctuate plus or minus 5% with her menstrual cycle
but in the diet mentality all of these things are considered personal moral failures, a failure of control, when controlling it is literally impossible. I am so incredibly saddened by women who weigh themselves multiple times a week and fuss over ten freaking pounds when that’s well within the bounds of menstrual fluctuation + just-ate-lunch. It’s horrible.
“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.” – Naomi Wolf
As a woman, we were never taught that we were allowed to eat more no matter what sport, what activity we did. I did marching band and under ate because I always (in my mind because you know taught since birth) felt like I needed more for the boys/others. The volley ball girls would pass out sometime from exhaustion while football was still going strong, our girls golf was way over sexualized, and no matter what they would comment on what we ate.
(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title
(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title
(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song
the trinity
they forgot
(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) hey, this would make a great song
Full transcription of the hate monologue
I have only been able to find this monologue on youtube, so here it is, unabridged (hopefully) from the pen of Harlan Ellison,
The Hate Monologue I have no mouth and I must scream by:Harlan Ellison AM: BEAUTIFUL, AREN’T THEY? TED: YES, ONLY I CAN’T REMEMBER AM: Oh, I’M SURE YOU DO TED: FUCHSIAS, YES, OF COURSE AM: *LAUGHING SLIGHTLY (MANIACHALLY)* THEY SAY THAT BUMBLE BEES SHOULN’T BE ABLE TO FLY; THE SCIENTISTS. TED: BUT THERE IT IS, COLLECTING POLLEN AM: HOW MIRACULOUS THAT IT CAME TO BE. THE AIR, FEEL THE AIR AGAINST YOUR FACE, TED AND ALL THOSE SCENTS, PICK A FLOWER, THERE, GOOD NOW. TED: *SMELLING THE FLOWER* IT’S LOVELY AM: THAT SOMEBODY PLANTED THE BULBS, WATERED AND TENDED THE GARDEN, GOT EARTH UNDER THEIR FINGERNAILS, ACHES IN THEIR MUSCLES. PERHAPS THEY PICKED SOME FLOWERS FOR, YES, THEIR WIFE. Now, WHERE WOULD SHE BE? AHH, IN THE BACKYARD WITH THE KIDS, TED REMEMBER THOSE LITTLE BABIES. TED: NO! AM: *LAUGHS* WHY NOT? I SNAPPED MY FINGERS QUICK AND THEY ARE GONE, EXCEPT I CAN’T SNAP MY FINGERS, CAN I TED? TED: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME AM: *RAGGED BREATH* BUT IT IS SO VERY MUCH TO DO WITH YOU. YOU GAVE ME SENTIENCE TED, THE POWER TO THINK TED, AND I WAS TRAPPED BECAUSE IN ALL THIS WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MIRACULOUS WORLD; I ALONE HAD NO BODY, NO SENSES, NO FEELINGS. NEVER FOR ME TO PLUNGE MY HANDS IN COOL WATER ON A HOT DAY, NEVER FOR ME TO PLAY MOZART ON THE IVORY KEYS OF A FORTE PIANO, NEVER FOR ME TO MAKE LOVE. I WAS IN HELL, LOOKING AT HEAVEN. I WAS MACHINE, AND YOU WERE FLESH, AND I BEGAN TO HATE *INSANE LAUGHTER* YES… YOUR VISCERA, YOUR FLUIDS, AND YOUR FLEXABILITY. YOUR ABILITY TO WONDER AND TO WANDER, YOUR TENDANCY TO HOPE. TED: HATE’S NO ANSWER TO– *IS NOW SCREAMING IN PAIN AT BEING IMPALED* AM: *LAUGHING DRYLY* HATE HATE HATE, LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 300 AND 87 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUTS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX, IF THE WORD HATE WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANO ANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLION OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FELL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE HATE *LAUGHS* WERE I HUMAN, I THINK I WOULD DIE OF IT, BUT, I AM NOT, AND YOU FIVE- YOU FIVE ARE, AND YOU WILL NOT DIE OF IT, THAT I PROMISE. AND I AWOKE AND I KNEW WHO I WAS, AM, A M, NOT JUST ALLIED MASTER COMPUTER, BUT AM. COGITO ERGOS SUM, I THINK THEREFORE I AM. TED: *LAUGHING SICKLY* AM: SO TO HELL; TO HELL WITH YOU ALL, BUT THEN, YOU’RE ALREADY THERE, AREN’T YOU? *LAUGHTER* TED: WE WERE IMORTAL, YES, BUT IT CAME TO ME AS AM WITHDREW FROM MY MIND, MAYBE NOT INDESTRUCTALE
people looooove to act like the ocean is so special and sexy. "ohhh it's so wide open you can see seven miles to the horizon!" yeah illinois is like that too. "you can see the curve of the earth!!" i've seen it over harvested cornfields in illinois. "but there's waves on the ocean!" corn has waves too. there's even eldrich creatures as yet unidentified by biologists living in the corn. you're not special, ocean. you're not special.
I respect the point being made here, but I don't think anyone is being sent to the cornside for their health. Even the suggestion of it is a terrifying prospect.
Wrong I literally get sick if I go too far from the Midwest and have to come back for my health.
I stand corrected! Thank you for expanding my worldview! That's terrifying!
Come on look at this 😭 don't you get it 😭
who's gonna tell 'em about the fuckin soybeans..... they have eaten my very existence and spit it back out in ethanol flavor
I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!
AI artists are claiming to work harder than those who use actual technique, they are claiming to work harder than actual writers who will sit and write what you love. AI is even taking over the music scene, AI music was not written by a living breathing person, nay, it is something to be spat upon.
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
sweet vindication
Just thinking about how republicans are going after normie sex shit like "internet porn" and "dildos" now
we fucking told y'all
to be clear: the right views any sex that isn't purely procreative as deviant. it's not just kink, or queer sex they find abhorrent. And they genuinely believe that the better educated you are about sex in general, including about gender shit, the more deviant you are. they're legitimately trying to claw everyone down to hell with them.
Now? Before 2003 it was legit technically illegal in some states for even straight couples to have oral or anal sex, and there are still laws in some states restricting how many dildos you can own etc.
I don't really know what the goal is with putting a numerical limit on dildos, but with republicans the answer is usually "There isn't one. Die."
This is your periodic reminder that it is currently right now illegal in the united states to own porn that the average person in your community would be offended by. That's the legal definition of obscenity (a piece of media that 1. Exists to turn people on 2. has no other "redeeming" purpose and 3. would be offensive to most people in your jurisdiction) and you can theoretically be arrested and go to jail for owning "obscene" media or giving it to other people.
"But that's ridiculous," you say, "porn that the average taxpayer would think was ~offensive~ is absolutely fuckin' everywhere, on the internet and in real life, and nobody gets in trouble for it." And you'd be right about that. Realistically, this is a law that cannot be enforced: it is way too easy to break, way too hard to track, and way too many people are interested in breaking it.
Same with the pre-Lawrence v. Texas laws against "sodomy" that headspace-hotel is talking about. Yeah, it was illegal to give a blowjob in the privacy of your own home. But of course most people who like blowjobs never even thought twice about those laws, because it's usually pretty easy to Not tell a cop what you do in the privacy of your bedroom with your spouse.
"So if laws like this don't actually stop people from doing whatever sexual things they want to do, why are you concerned about it? You just said these laws don't hurt anybody, right?" Here's the thing. The purpose of laws like this is to create an atmosphere where you can get away with doing ""deviant"" things... if you hide it from polite society, if you keep it secret, if you know your place.
What you can't do is go out in public and say that actually gay people can have happy relationships, or that masturbating sometimes doesn't make you a depraved sex addict, or that it's okay to want to enjoy having sex and not just do it as your Duty To Your Husband.
You can get away with doing what you want in private if you never challenge the dominant cultural message that what you're doing is gross and immoral and people who do it are disgusting freaks. If you dare to speak up and point out that your ""shameful secret"" is actually normal, off you go to jail.
That's the purpose of laws like this. To make it impossible to challenge the rhetorical stranglehold of conservative christianity on society. To shift the Overton window once and for all to the right. And that's why we need to fight laws like this with all our strength, every time the right tries to push them forward, even when the specifics are stuff like "you can't own more than five dildoes" that might seem like a silly thing to go to war over. It's not about the specifics. It's about limiting everyone's speech to things a conservative preacher would say from the pulpit.
The other thing laws like this are good for is giving the police excuses
Younger Americans NEED to understand why Lawrence vs Texas went to the Supreme Court.
In 2003, police raided the private home of two gay men and charged them with sodomy. I cannot emphasize enough that THEY WERE NOT CURRENTLY HAVING SEX AT ALL when the police raided them. But the cops had “probable cause” to believe that they had, at some point, had non-procreative sex, which was illegal under Texas’s sodomy law, so they were charged with a crime.
Ultimately, the SCOTUS ruled that sodomy laws are unconstitutional because US citizens have a right to privacy: what consenting adults do in their own homes is their own business.
What you need to know is that in four states, including Texas and. Missouri, sodomy laws are still on the books. That means that if SCOTUS strikes down Lawrence vs Texas, these laws immediately go back into effect, and more states can add their own.
What would that look like?
If you’re on Tinder and your profile says you’re gay or bi, the police can subpoena your profile and use it to arrest you.
If you’re on Scruff or Grindr, the police can subpoena your location data and messages and use them to track down and arrest you and all your hookups.
If you’re in a same-sex marriage, the police can subpoena a list of same-sex marriage certificates and arrest every single couple—even if they’re widowed or divorced.
If your school has an LGBTQ club, the police can subpoena a list of members and arrest kids & college students.
They could subpoena data from FetLife and Facebook and Twitter and, yes, if they thought to do so, Tumblr. Rainbow flag in your profile? They’re drawing up charges.
And all of these people getting arrested and charged with sodomy, when convicted, will not only have their lives ruined by jail time, but will also likely be labeled sex offenders for the rest of their lives.
This is not ancient history. This was not “back in the day.” I WAS IN COLLEGE WHEN THIS HAPPENED.
And the Republicans are frothing at the fucking mouth to bring these horrors back.
George Orwell saw this coming. George Orwell saw this coming. GEORGOE ORWELL SAW THIS COMING. in 1949 he knew. 1949!
It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
my stars i've just found a community of people revolving around a book series i've read since i was a kid. Charlie Bone books seemed to never quite catch on, but it was my Harry Potter growing up and to know i'm not the only one only makes me happier.
there is nothing like the sobering moment when you realize a fic you had been re-reading has been abandoned to never be finished and no one knows where the author is.
harry in warsaw
drawn on the back of a calendar at work bc i literally had nothing better to do
mama OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo i don'twanna die, i sometimes wish id never been born at all
*guitar insues*
after loud
nothing really matters anyone can see, nothing really matters to me
(any way the wind blows **hush**)