I Castle Am Captured

Hi, I like stuff! Icon by chechula My mermaid blog is here

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

very cool awesome drawfee fanart under the cut trust me it's very cool and good and you don't want to miss it I worked really hard on it !!!

SIKE YOU JUST GOT GNOMED IDIOT HAPPY APRIL FOOLS ‼️‼️🙉✨❤️‍🔥🦾👆🧜

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[shoujo-wizard]

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

[secondlina]

Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.

[wondereads]

Since it’s Nov 5th, I would just like to say that Diana Wynne Jones wrote a whole book about a world that had fucked up its projected path and had become a hellscape of modern witch trials and when they finally find out what went wrong it’s because Guy Fawkes actually blew up the Parliament instead of failing and it was such a big explosion that it introduced magic to the world and made everyone deathly afraid of it. Anyway

[idontknownothin]

thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr queers, lasses, and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[camelidae]

Tried drawing some dragons with my least favorite colored pencil colors. I can always tell the ones I never use because they're long and sharp and pristine (no bite marks). I guess I must be warm-blooded because it's mostly blues, teals and purples :p

[kunehita]

sketchdump of some little guys and jim davis from drawtectives! 🦉🔪

[only-cat-memes]

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[pauvrecamille]

And a great deal of time went by and she did not speak to a living soul and a great wind of madness howled through her and overturned all her languages. And she forgot Italian, forgot English, forgot Latin, forgot Basque, forgot Welsh, forgot every thing in the world except Cat — and that, it is said, she spoke marvellously well.

— Susanna Clarke, "Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell"

[illustration-alcove]

Marie-Alice Harel’s illustrations for the Folio Society edition of Diana Wynne Jones’s Castle in the Air.

[bloodofelves]

Happy Anniversary to Transistor!  (May 20, 2014)

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[herpsandbirds]

Blue-cheeked Jacamar (Galbula cyanicollis), male, family Galbulidae, Brazil

photograph by Hector Bottai

[s-u-w-i]

Dragons! 🐊 So relaxing to paint with watercolors again :>

[just-a-mouse]

Just finished the first book in the Queen’s Thief series and absolutely loved it!!

And so Eugenides joins my growing list of fictional thieves I love