escaping reality

Multi-fandom blog, where I spend way too much time thinking about fictional characters.

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[r-evolve-art]

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I don’t reblog this. assume I’m dead and avenge my death.

[nyxthechaosdragon]

Canon: So yeah, it’s one sided

Fanon: Yeah, One Sided but make it Mutual

[katherynefromphilly]

Canon: So yeah, it was Mutual

Fanfic: For all three of them

[demiaseranmage]

Canon: hits a character with an object

Fandom: we ship it

[kelagon]

Turn Off Tumblr Live Tuesday

[dwellberd]

[shadowofnight]

I’m not a hater

[imsfire2]

Dear staff,

Please give us the option to turn off Tumblr Live for more than a week. As in, permanently.

I don't want to have a dash where once a week the header turns into six buxom-but-vaguely-fake-looking people with cringey sub-porno usernames. I don't want that - FULL STOP.

It's not "maybe next week this user will want the porn bots". THIS USER DOES NOT WANT THEM AT ALL, FULL STOP.

And not because I'm anti porn or anti sex. I just don't want it shoved in my face without my say-so. Especially not by bots.

It makes no sense to maintain the boob ban and yet to have created - and forced upon us - this feature which has clearly instantly become the go-to for porn bots.

[andromeda--17]

Imma need the men of seal team to never shave their facial hair again, like ever, im still traumatized when i think about it

[icecream-junkie]

I've only seen the first 3 seasons so far, but I'm already dreading Blackburn's promotion and the tragic loss of his beard that comes with it.

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

Massive shout-out to fandom adults. Society was like you cannot like things anymore because enjoyment is *checks notes* for kids(?)

And we were like ???? nah fuck that and I love us so much for it

[tiredhawks]

Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.

[jailforwriter]

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

[katisconfused]

The bots have apparently realized they were too obvious and now don't add a description or title to their blogs at all so reminder to any new users to have Something there or you'll end up blocked and reported by mistake

[saint-batrick]

legit just had the friend of someone with a real blog message me and ask me to unblock their friend bc said friend was a real person and not a bot.

so like. seriously, y'all. make yourselves look like a human inhabits your blog.

[grogusmum]

Yes, even if you are a lurker (affectionate), you just have a blog so you can read, etc.

I hate the idea of blocking/reporting someone who is just tryna quietly read what I post. But I need a clue, y'all!

[captainpettie]

[ao3commentoftheday]

As a reader, as a writer, and as a fan I can’t think of a single website that has given me more happiness than Archive of Our Own. Thank you so much to everyone who works so hard to make it such a wonderful place. 

[celandinebergerac]

Long live AO3!!!

[devious-cat]

[skloomdumpster]

Fate Wars

[veritaserum07]

[profturtle]

Watching a Netflix show nowadays is like curling up next to a warm fire on a cold winter’s night and reading your new favorite book and just as you get to the good part someone walks past, yanks it out of your hands and throws it into the fire. 

[tanzanitedepths]

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

[madlori]

This is gold.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i do not see a flaw

[mother-of-a-murder]

[SLAMMING REBLOG BUTTON REPEATEDLY]