constructing intricate scrums to touch our rival's skin

di/star. 18+. absolutely at fault for thinking i was immune to a hockey hyperfixation. rn: flyers, oilers, habs, and other lads. main @hothockey | ao3

[intricatepuckrituals]

BIG BODIES UppP DEEEEEEEEP

[etheltempest]

seeing it put into a graphic like this is actual insanity

[starscelly]

robo's stupid goal and his silly cellies <3

dal@col 03.18.26

[ukulelekatie]

Maybelle, the WPBL mascot inspired by Maybelle Blair, who played in the AAGPBL in 1948

Bonus: Mascot Maybelle meeting the real Maybelle, age 99

[aruddyduck]

go watch the wpbl.

there’s lesbians covered in mud. there’s a mascot that’s 80% awesome and 20% problematic. there’s Chappell Roan over the loudspeakers. there’s legends of women’s athletics throwing the first pitch and little children watching the future unfold from the stands. there’s Springfield, Illinois. there’s misogynistic weather. there’s people in the comments section on YouTube actively explaining the rules to newbies who are interesting in the sport for the first time because it exists for them too now. there’s some rough times in the outfield. there’s stars from banana ball and little league and the olympics. there’s insane comebacks in the final inning. there’s commentators breathlessly anticipating a future full of equal access to development programs and athletic specialists. there’s a lot of wind.

go watch the wpbl there’s a chance to witness the beginning of something new and cool.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[rookieluck]

rpf is so easy to me like man….i’m just looking

[cogcontrol]

you ever look at a guy and mourn the career he could have had in gay porn. but squandered to play hockey

[cogcontrol]

my extremely objective tierlist of people tagged under this post, ranked based on their hypothetical success in the industry

[rozzed]

soft-handed favor for a friend ovechkin/malkin #summer of '06, proxyfucking of sorts, friends with benefits, the looming specter of sidney crosby and everyone's normal about it + implied sidgeno/sidovi

The Pittsburgh Penguins drafted Sidney Crosby. Sasha brings Zhenya a gift from the past season.

“Very funny,” Zhenya says, staring at the hat crammed down over Sasha’s head, hair sticking out in every wild direction. Dark grey, yellow text. PITTSBURGH PENGUINS. His grey t-shirt is damp at the center of his chest and the pits. “You think maybe that’s bad luck?”

ao3

[nuge]

my wife is a bitch, etc

leon draisaitl | RAW | 01/18/2022

[willgabeleno]

posting hockey rpf often includes betraying yourself in a number of ways

[bringingthebiscuit]

EDM vs. LAK | 05.08.22

[viejospellejos]

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

the fact more pitchers aren't exploded like birds is honestly impressive

[pencilnewt]

oh macklin

[st5rcrest]

[htt-words-mode]

"RPF is soooo hard to explain it's sooooo weird it's bad and wrong'" it's fine. it used to be if you were a sex symbol people would just whack off to a picture of you or maybe write a dirty fantasy letter about you for a book or magazine, and now everything is all alienated and sublimated and abstracted and so a major way of Being a sex symbol is people imagine you, making out with another sex symbol, with tongue, and the dreamer happily uninvolved. fantasies are part of sexuality. it gets more elaborate because people crave tension & resolution and i mean lots of erotic material is also complex & always has been. it's the age of the voyeur baby it's fine. run that one again but they're up against the racecar and with more tongue. nice.

[3atteurd]