constructing intricate scrums to touch our rival's skin

di/star. 18+. absolutely at fault for thinking i was immune to a hockey hyperfixation. rn: flyers, oilers, habs, and other lads. main @hothockey | ao3

[intricatepuckrituals]

BIG BODIES UppP DEEEEEEEEP

[toxicrivalries]

the one thing i will not debate however: hrpf is at it's most good and fun when the writer cares about hockey!

[croszukis]

nick borrowing sid's pants at NHL Media Day 2022

[thomasmomwell]

can't get over having "is one of the most popular Men’s Hockey RPF writers on Archive of Our Own, with over two million words and twice the page views of the next most popular writer" as your author bio on Penguin Random House dot com. girl at any point as you sat there collating other writers' page views did you doubt yourself or

[oldmanpusspuss]

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

[veganfeministfromhell]

these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck

[oldmanpusspuss]

I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what

[pencilnewt]

penguins stamp design

i have thumbnails for more of these :)

[schmilsson]

sports arent real

[schmilsson]

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

[nuge]

the toronto blue jays won despite the toronto blue jays’ best efforts

[timbitshockey]

is jakob chychrun launching a sort of fruit-based onlyfans

[timbitshockey]

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okay maybe let’s try it without doxxing myself

[annieqattheperipheral]

SHUTTUPPSHUTUPPP JACOB CHICKEN WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS

the girls are gossiping

[listenitried]

via katieortencio ig story august 6 2026

[pissyleon]

he’s soaring… flyin

[punksalmons]

the thing about searching up for sid reads on archive.org is that you also catches glimpses of davo's decades long torture cycle

[virgozzzsworld]

in honour of varsho being traded here is a video of him and vladdy holding hands:

[inkfreehenry]

hrpf ships graphed based on what position each player involved was selected in the nhl draft and ship popularity (# of works on ao3)

older player shown on x axis. undrafted players were assigned a draft pick number of 300. # of works indicated by dot size. ships with >200 works are labelled and colour-coded with the team they are associated with (unforunately unclear for the overlapping points).

[altjerseys]

Reverse: Connor is Lenny’s emotional support human

[lenodrysalad]

sometimes i'm not sure what sport i'm watching... || EDM vs. OTT || 3 Mar, 2026

[demotu]

[etheltempest]

seeing it put into a graphic like this is actual insanity