icjay kings land

[shubbabang]

Please welcome Calli to the toxic elemental yuri saga

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[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

[teaboot]

@mortimermcmirestinks

[the-rain-on-your-dandelions]

The concept of a mushroom mafia is terrifying.

[icjayking]

from what i understand fruit is a botanical term, it is formed from the flower of the plant and contains seeds

a vegetable is a culinary term for any edible part of a plant that is not a fruit

confusion between fruits and vegetables comes from pure association. typically if you're offered a fruit it's going to be sweet and maybe juicy like an orange, no one will give you a zucchini even though it's a fruit, zucchini gets treated like a vegetable because it's better with more savory tastes

[proleposting]

[official-boob-posts]

Trans protesters go topless outside government building to fight anti-trans ruling

ive seen a number of people ‘cisvestigating’ protesters. Like they’re not convinced that all the women here are trans. They’re so close to the point it’s painful

[que-tz]

[alinethered]

the beatles if they were good

[icjayking]

i like that all the patches on that general area imply that this isn't the first time The beetles were in this exact situation

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[icjayking]

[draconym]

Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.

[draconym]

Have you ever seen an ice cream truck driving around your neighborhood

yes (north america)

no (north america)

yes (south america)

no (south america)

yes (europe)

no (europe)

yes (africa)

no (africa)

yes (asia)

no (asia)

yes (oceania)

no (oceania)

Voting ended onMay 2, 2025

For the purposes of this poll, I am referring only to migratory ice cream trucks. Stationary vehicles that serve ice cream are not included. No nuance because I ran out of options.

[icjayking]

as an Australian, i thought Ice cream tucks were like, a thing in the 60's or something that are still relevant in media because they're an appealing or useful concept to use, like Milkmen

[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

[icjayking]

this is our emergency number in Australia so this comes off as slightly threatening XD

[thepleasuregoblin]

We are committed to ensuring all of our meat is ethically sourced. Every steak you eat at this restaurant came from a cow who perished in an honorable duel to the death with one of our chefs.

This is our promise to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[icjayking]

if the cow wins, i must eat the chef. it is the honorable thing to do

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

bibliomancy is alive and well in the 21st century. St Augustine rolling in his grave.

[icjayking]

this is how i use Tarot cards.

Me: am i really trans or just faking it?

my Deck: this person has so many sticks, this means something is going to happen.

me: O

[cipheramnesia]

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

[cipheramnesia]

That's right, this whole time I've been on HRT for the distracting and alluring cleavage which serves to alleviate so much otherwise awkward social interactions.

No more complex social small talk to navigate, just people trailing off while their eyeballs do the walking. This whole master plan was a stroke of genius.

[dietspam16]

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

[cipheramnesia]

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

[cipheramnesia]

Hold on, I might be stupid.

[earhartsease]

magnificent chess ahead

[cipheramnesia]

I need to get table topped over here.

[icjayking]

"my eyes are up here, but id prefer you keep lookin where ya are"

[candyredterezii]

Alexa search big anime tiddies

[official-boob-posts]

Alexa would tell the FBI

[icjayking]

Not the Federal Boobie Inspectors! my tiddy permit expired last month!

[pocket-deer-belly]

Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

[pocket-deer-belly]

i need greater societal understanding for the fact that people with autism are just less capable of handling stress and are more likely to become stressed from things that are invisible to others. like can you be nice

[icjayking]

my personal experience is workplaces and classes will give me extremely minimal accommodations that are usually a compromise of what i initially said i needed, but whoever i worked out those accommodations with will either make me have to ask them if i can use the accommodation so they can determine if my reason for it is good enough, or if i'm free to decide when i need to use it they'll just stop me from using the accommodations when they see me using it because it's incontinent, usually with passive aggression and comments like "do you really think that's nessicary right now?"

[draconym]

Being the only queer person in a room full of septuagenarians will have you feeling like a snake being passed around a room of elementary schoolers. Nothing makes me feel so much like I'm an ambassador animal as being introduced with, "this is Draconym, she prefers they and them pronouns."

[draconym]

I'm saying this as someone whose full time job involves introducing snakes to rooms of elementary schoolers. I can tell that my elderly friends are excited to present facts about me to their nervously curious audience in very nearly the same way that I am excited to present snake facts to an audience of nervously curious children. It's fine. The snakes and I are comfortable with this.

[draconym]

My elderly friend does enjoy presenting facts about me the same way I enjoy presenting facts about snakes. His favorite Draconym Facts to deliver at poker nights seem to be:

Painted a mural in his house

Used to work on a "pirate" cruise ship

Trained in opera singing

Drew his portrait on a balloon when we first met

Enjoys eating seaweed

Knows bird facts

Can bite you but probably won't

[icjayking]

all of those facts could theoretically be true about a snake as well!

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[icjayking]

that's because it's the monster saying it

[possumcollege]

[icjayking]

I dont always understand the joke or what's going on, but i couldnt ask Crittertongue to change anything about their work, im interested to see if they'll make any changes as a natural progression, but if i was so hellbent on getting my specific changes out there like some people i've known are, i can just make my own comic, or commission someone or even find a different artist or comic that fit better with what im after

[mzqt-deactivated20250509]

oh?? requests?? open you say?? can I request trans pines twins (either ones LOL do wutever you want) :3

they r trans ur honor

[icjayking]

I do love it when they're both depicted as Trans, especially if they came out over summer in Gravity falls, they can just change places when they head home! follow in Stans footsteps of assuming their siblings identity!