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Lesbian Scarborough Fair

(because WLW Scarborough Fair doesn't roll off the tongue quite so well)

As a lot of you will know, I put out a call about 3 weeks ago, for a lesbian version of Scarborough Fair.

The response was nothing short of awe-inspiring, thank you so much WLW side of Tumblr for your enthusiasm and support. Especially, of course, to the people who offered to sing it.

I am giddily happy to say, the song is now complete! My friend absolutely adores it (@witney-como), and you can listen for yourself in the link above.

I'd like to thank Aislinn Yeidel @iclili for performing the song. Your voice is beautiful and I hope you get more work in the future!

I'd also like to thank jungle_man for performing this sweet guitar backing track as a custom order.

I am stoked that this turned out so well! Thank you again everyone for making my humble Blaze campaign worth it!

Merry Christmas everyone!

vintageeurope

Reykjavík, Iceland 1890/1910

helenekuragina

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

beemovieerotica

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

beemovieerotica

did y'all hear? i'm on zeebo. zeebo has it for me. i'm trying zeebo today.

lollytea

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

lollytea

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

mousegirlheart

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

iclili

Yeah it's called electrolytes

caesarsaladinn

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

caesarsaladinn

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

aplpaca

muppetness of said offspring

is-this-fascism

#1 thing you can do to be a better driver is to be at peace with going the wrong direction for a little while.

like it is not the end of the world if you miss your turn. all the roads are connected to all the other roads. you will find your way very quickly.

unless you're experiencing a genuine emergency, dont even think about making a sudden movement, ESPECIALLY across one or more lanes, just to avoid missing a turn

just relax. be at peace with the way the universe has led you. who knows you might discover something you never would have seen, like a nice restaraunt or a park you didn't know about. just. fucking relax

camera-dolly

Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

silverbridge-harbor

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

spockwithacat

The thing with using 🍇 instead of just saying rape is that if you really need to avoid censors you could use phrases that already exist like forced upon or violated or something else. 🍇 is genuinely the worse possible thing to use when talking about a serious topic and no I never want to see anyone use it when talking about something that happens in real life. It’s genuinely so stupid