[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[pitaja]

Someone??? Explain??? Please???

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

some guy on deviantart kept commissioning artists to draw one specific scenario: a blonde woman buying bread, specifically wonderbread

the art started popping up everywhere cause he was commissioning so many artists to do it and the internet collectively realized the same dude was going to all these artists because he had some sort of weird wonderbread fetish

here’s a post that better explains it:

[smittyboyjr500]

I dont

[littletetra]

When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

[norwayspruce]

[arsenicolada]

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

[arsenicolada]

[arsenicolada]

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

[juniperberrie]

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

[garbage-empress]

[pacificrim-archive]

marianne williamson is so much more powerful than jill stein will ever be. anyone who joked about healing crystals back in 2016 becomes fuel for marianne’s psychic powers now 

[pacificrim-archive]

yes god

[probablybadrpgideas]

Roll 1d8 on this list during character creation do determine your characters backstory

[egberts]

y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?

[pathosprit]

no, im not old

[egberts]

I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej

[pathosprit]

you’d be dead in dog years

[egberts]

[priestlysblunt]

this remains and will remain to be the most iconic monologue in cinematic history

[draumboosky]

[musclecorps]

[tiktokarchive]

[ray4pay]

[thickness-protection-program]

Visual representation of gays walking past straights

[loxalare]

Gdkejfohehfoqhfhelwhf

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[weloveshortvideos]

[missinglinc]

[itsteddieloera-deactivated20200]

“I’ll buy your life on discount hoe!” Too freaking much!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[strangersea]

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

[brbjellyfishing]

[shesnake]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.