Chris Wrather

Hi.

[captainvulcant]

Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

How tall are you?

Short and probably angry about it - 4'10 | 147cm and under

Has delusions of height - 4'11-5' | 149-152

High shelves are the devil - 5'1-5'2 | 155-157

It could be worse - 5'3-5'4 | 160-162

Mid - 5'5-5'6 | 165-167

Schrodinger's height dilemma - 5'7-5'8 | 170-173

Getting there champ - 5'9-5'10 | 175-178

6ft men are mad I put these two together - 5'11-6'0 | 180-183

Men want you, high-heels fear you - 6'1-6'2 | 185-188

Beds just fit me - 6'3-6'4 | 190-193

Short doors are the devil - 6'5-6'6 | 195-198

Why - 6'7+ | 200+

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

I had to consult a chart for this

[eldiapason]

[ms-gay-sex]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

[ms-gay-sex]

you cant do this to me

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[ms-gay-sex]

DO NOT

[sunshineoptimismandangels]

[marvelgreyson]

Mood

[marvelgreyson]

This is an obligatory repost at this point, but still accurate

[marvelgreyson]

Why is this every year now?

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cranberrybogmummy]

It’s orange

[yumiiiiiii]

it’s literally 71

[jessbeinme15]

Bestie it’s 74

[yumiiiiiii]

[jessbeinme15]

[spacepaprika]

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

where are you getting that from?

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

[vang0bus]

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

[astraltrickster]

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

[rubykgrant]

[vaultoffaggotry]

Posting this in case anyone is color blind and doesn’t know it lmao

[adamsmasher]

@cartoondog

[cannastop-deactivated20240304]

[nonamehorse]

good for her

[flankout]

good for her

[catching-fire-in-the-wind]

[correctopinionhaver]

just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉

this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say

[correctopinionhaver]

ya know, this one

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[chriswrather]

I schedule this a year in advance cause I forget every year.

[toastbutteregg]

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[ivysaw]

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

[foodless]

even if you’re lesbians???????

[ivysaw]

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad

[yurisorcerer]

Happy 10 years to This post.

[but-is-it-gay-tho]

pour one out for gay homies who live in small towns and have to deal with this on their dating apps

[polystoned]

When you know who each one of them is cuz they ain’t slick

[zachofalltrade-deactivated20250]

when they act surprised like “how you know it was me?!”

[lakemojave]

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

[lakemojave]

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[once-a-polecat]

[were--ralph]

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

[flizaa]

if you have to ask you’re not ready

[were--ralph]

can you explain? i don’t get it

[thefirstanomally]

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[clusterb-itch]