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hello uhhhh
2026
pancakes are made of eggs omfg
Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken
Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.
I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.
It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.
Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.
Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.
Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.
yeah chicken's can be evil evil, had to cull a cannibal one time who kept eating her own eggs shit was fucked
He looks like a tender giant who found you in his home and instead of squashing you like a bug offered you a warm meal
WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!?
Snake Eater is this weird feminist anomaly in Kojima's work. Usually this man fetishizes and kills off women left and right but in Snake Eater specifically I actually love every single female character and how they're depicted and handled because they all feel like such complete and rounded characters. Yes even the one who gets her tits out for you to ogle them. The Boss is the coolest most awesome woman alive and the narrative is completely in love with her. Her ideology is the moral compass of the entire series. Para-Medic is like the sole voice of reason in an absolutely insane cast, and categorically the most intelligent person you can talk to. EVA is set up to be eyecandy but totally uses Snake, fools everybody and gets away with everything and I just love that for her. Why is this one specific game so good about women? What was he smoking. And was it feminism
environmental disruption (depth 2)
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Do they know. Do they know that they’re predators. Do they even know.
Villain picks the wrong planet to mess with.
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OP I saw this and. I just had to
“The green lanterns are cops” actually they are magical girls
this person on the tags understood everything
Green Lanterns are like if you had a whole order of knight errants (knights errant?)
Each of them wandering the stars, searching for innocents in need of help and evildoers to stop, guided by their personal oath of allegiance to ideals of good
I remember an old comic where Abin Sur came to Earth during the 1880s and it presented him very much like a cosmic sheriff ("the only law west of Andromeda!") in juxtaposition with Hal Jordan's ancestor, who was a marshall during the American Wild West
I love Gianni so much
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sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
i’d reblog this even if it was a still image
I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?
Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?
literally everyone
Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.”
One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.
He’s taking this performance as seriously as he does when he’s doing actual Shakespeare 🥺
This is how I learned to pronounce “zounds”