Momo LoveBot

hi im sara and i am one single bacon bit. i used to be plasma-princess

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asdfmovie was the vine of its time

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saying “desmond the moonbear” evoked the same kind of response as saying “road work ahead?” now so im right

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Julia McNair Wright - A Total Eclipse, “Astronomy, the Sun and his Family”, 1898.  

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❥ | dianalehr on ig

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@drukhari

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my instagram

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new moon

visualldreams

[scramblesthedeathdealer]

Part 2….. Everyone’s secretly jealous of Nathan and no one envies Toki

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The old gods (1/?)

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best name for a one-eyed cat/dog is definitely winky

[sapphiconoclast]

winky means dick in british

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i only care about what words mean in real human languages

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This is my banner if anyone was wondering

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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

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some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

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my absolute favorite corner of tumblr are those original cats the musical stans who are furious with the cats film because of the homophobic implications of not having rum tug tugger and mister mistoffeles be in love

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Hayden Christensen and Ewan Mcgregor realizing their trilogy isn’t the worst star wars trilogy anymore

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the older I get the more dog I become

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obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job… losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

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TERRIFIED of the doorbell

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Just realized that as we go into the rawring twenties this is the first time FOB, Panic!, AND MCR have all been active at the same time since 2009

[chaotic-carnifex]

“the rawring twenties” ok first of all how DARE you

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one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go