Dumbass Hours

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[approach]

me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

[abdulllahma]

once you stop looking, things find you

[shrek2]

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

[idiotstoobsereve]

The crew: get yoUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Dipper: it dont bite

The crew: yES IT DO *incoherent screams*

[pens-swords-stuff]

Running a queue is so weird because sometimes you see a good post on your dashboard and you’re like “Oh I should reblog it!”

But then you take a closer look and you realize… You were the person it was reblogged from.

[colormayfade]

I’ve had this prompt generator I put together for a while now, so I thought I’d share the link for anyone who needs an inspiration. There are:

3 150 au ideas

900 humoristic sentence/dialogue prompts

85 other sentence prompts

180 movie/show/book AUs, 179 setting AUs, 84 profession AUs

56 relationship and 217 theme ideas

You can shuffle each category independently or just refresh the whole page . The generator works just as good on the phone. 

[internetdruid]

Why send anon hate when you can send anon love letters

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

writing science fiction is so fun no one can tell me what to do.

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

so what if i don’t know shit about science? so what if all i really understand about space is that it’s pretty? so what if i’m a B-average biology student? that shit doesn’t matter it’s my writing i’ll be as much of an inconsistent dumbass as i want

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

i would like everyone to know that i wrote this because i described one of my alien species as ‘looking something like armchairs and something like raspberry bushes’

[idiotstoobsereve]

Me: I don't need to overthink this

Also me: *overthinks it to the point I get nothing done*

[idiotstoobsereve]

The crew: we are perfectly functional team who can get a job done!

Also the crew: only happens to exist because at one point or another they tried to kill the other members of the crew

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[damselwrites]

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

[ibunnyreuni]

I will forever cherish this post. I’ve seen it a multiple of times; how foolish of me to not reblog this masterpiece the first time I see it UGH

[mischiefmakermax]

[fiestasaur]

[blueelectricangels]

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

[blueelectricangels]

sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.

plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)

and this one

which made me laugh despairingly because i mean

bro you don’t even know.

[jumpingjacktrash]

what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”

[coolmanfromthepast]

“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it

[inky-petrel]

What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?

[tawghasa]

“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”

[vilkalizer]

I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking

[elfwreck]

I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:

“Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly” – it exploded, and it wasn’t an explosion we wanted to happen

“Lithobraking maneuver” – it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.

“Engine-rich exhaust” – the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.

“Fishing orbit” – the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didn’t mean to put it there

“Thrust was observed along an undesired vector” – the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.

“Wearing his manager hat” – a moron who shouldn’t be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote “take off your engineer hat and put on your manager hat” in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)

“Received an unrequested transfer” – he’s dead.

[somnolentsuggestions]

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

[prayingthefaithless]

Maybe if I stay very still the depression won’t see me

[somnolentsuggestions]

i know im op but mood

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[captainlordauditor]

anime is a series of childrens’ novels about a bunch of kids who meet aliens and get the ability to turn into animals.

[queen-tuesday]

No, you’re thinking of Animorphs. Anime is a classic musical/movie about a young orphan who charms a rich man into adopting her.

[prince-cake]

No, you’re thinking of Annie. Anime is a series of 26 letters used to form words and phrases, commonly knows as the ‘ABCs’

[milksludge-deactivated20180301]

you’re thinking of the alphabet. anime is when a blood vessel in your brain weakens and balloons with blood

[formerlyhuckleton]

no thats an aneurysm. anime is when you draw a bunch of still images and sequence them together to create an illusion of moving pictures

[superstarwhal643d]

no that’s what’s called an “animation”. Anime is another term for being that is not from this world. Lime an ET or a Martian.

[barricadebastard]

No you’re thinking about aliens. Anime is a organism that feeds on organic matter, and is one of the five groups of living organisms.

[lafayette-the-baguettes-blog]

No you’re thinking about animals. Anime is a small insect, often black or brown. Usually found plaguing picnics

[erwolfee]

No you’re thinking about ants. Anime is a red fruit that grows on trees and is used to make juice and pies.

[theinsanityofamanatee]

I´m p sure those are apples,Anime is when a group of people come together to make music using only their voices

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I think you mean a capella. Anime is a health condition characterised by low numbers of red cells in the blood.

[rizaoftheowls]

You’re thinking of anemia. Anime is a spice with a licorice flavor.

[eternalfarnham]

I believe you’re thinking of anise. Anime is a state of social fragmentation characterized by a lack of moral alignment between the individual and the community.

[yetanotherinternetreviewer]

No,you’re thinking of Anarchy. Anime is a business professional who deals with the measurement and management of risk and uncertainty.

[captainskipjack]

I think you’re thinking of an actuary. Anime is a cartoon about three wacky siblings living in a water tower and causing trouble on the Warner Bros. movie lot.

[atomic-chinchilla]

No, that’s Animaniacs. Anime is a material composed of antiparticles, which have the same mass as particles of ordinary matter, but opposite charges, lepton numbers, and baryon numbers.

[pissfur-deactivated20181217]

No, you’re thinking of antimatter. Anime is a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.

[mastermind-is-doing-her-best-de]

Nah, you’re thinking of anxiety. Anime is the one character in a tv or show that tries to foil the main guy’s plans

[yaoi0nice]

No, you’re thinking of antagonist. Anime is the repetition of a word at beginning of successive phrases for emphasis.

[nonbinaryglitch]

 No, you’re thinking of anaphora. Anime is the relative that Peter Parker lives with. 

[sew-birb]

No, you’re thinking of Aunt May. Anime is an organized military force equipped for fighting on land.

[not-gordon-ramsay]

no you’re thinking of army. anime is a boa snake native to south America.

[tallzenyattalatte]

No, you’re thinking of anaconda. Anime is the hit 2004 comedy starring Will Ferrell

[skeleton-in-the-flesh]

No, you’re thinking of Anchorman. Anime is a marine animal with a cylindrical body and a ring of tentacles around its mouth that clownfish often make their home in.

[vikingrose24]

No you’re thinking of an anemone. Anime is a large lizard found in the southern part of the US, not to be confused with a crocodile

[justsomeguyderogatory]

That’s an aligator, anime is an unfinished animation project. It’s usually for storyboarding, unconplete, and monochrome.

[oncieofficial]

No, you’re thinking of an Animatic. Anime is a fossil, especially one of a later type found chiefly in the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods, typically with intricately frilled suture lines.

[ciasquare]

Nuh-uh, you’re thinking of ammonite. Anime is the date of an occasion that happened the previous year. People may celebrate it annually.

[tranceytraveler]

No, you’re thinking of anniversary, anime is a condition in which the shape and size of the ocular image differ in each eye.

[pink--eye]

No you’re thinking of Aniseikonia. Anime is the fear of spiders and scorpions.

[kateinator]

No, you’re thinking of Arachnophobia. Anime is the main character of the Prequel Trilogy of Star Wars, who later becomes Darth Vader.

[ryysky-ryysta]

No, you’re thinking of Anikin. Anime is the slow degeneration of organic cells, generally due to underuse.

[vegalocity]

No, you’re thinking of Atrophy, Anime is one of the stages of cell division, specifically the phase where paired up chromosomes begin to split away from eachother to the opposite poles of the spindle

[ghosttides]

No, you’re thinking of anaphase. Anime is the ordering of several items on a list in order of the appearance of their first letter in the alphabet.

[stars-that-have-people-names-de]

No, you’re thinking of alphabetical. Anime is the famous word Severus Snape uses when he tells Dumbledore he still loves Lily.

[gay-white-bread]

No, you’re thinking of the word “always”. Anime is the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

[cherrywinestainedlips]

No, you’re thinking of astrology. Anime is when multiple words in succession start with the same vowel sound.

[whiskeytangofrogman]

No, you’re thinking of alliteration. Anime is a person who tries to transmute metals into gold. 

[suddenlyintokpop]

No, you’re thinking of an alchemist. Anime is the 51st element in the periodic table, represented by the symbol Sb.

[jenesaispourquoi]

No, no, that’s antimony. Anime is a kind of bug with eight legs and no wings.

[kineticpassion]

No, you’re thinking of an Arachnid.  Anime is a word made by scrambling the letters of another word. 

[themuffinbaby]

No, you’re thinking of anagram. Anime is a member of a Germanic people that invaded England along with the Saxons and Jutes in the fifth century A.D. and merged with them to form the Anglo-Saxon peoples.

[reggret]

No, you’re thinking of Angle. Anime is another word to describe strong hostility.

[anzelsilver]

Nah that’s anger, anime is when you attribute human characteristics to non-human entities like animals or objects

[cherrybombs-and-gasoline]

No that’s anthropomorphism, anime is the act of skillfully shooting using a bow and arrow

[poppyseed799]

No you’re thinking of archery, anime is one’s family or ethnic descent.

[elixir0]

No that’s ancestry, anime is the death of cells which occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism’s growth or development

[thaum3]

No that’s apoptosis. Anime is a medicine (such as penicillin or its derivatives) that inhibits the growth of or destroys microorganisms.

[saibug1022]

No you’re thinking of antibiotics. Anime is a kind of shop where you can buy various herbs and other ingredients.

[aquaticmercenary]

No, that’s an apothecary. Anime is a disastrous event leading to the end of the world.

[starnettle]

No, you’re thinking of Apocalypse. Anime is a geometric knitting pattern of varicolored diamonds in solid and outline shapes on a single background color often used in socks or sweaters.

[cryptidcrowe]

No you’re thinking of argyle. Anime is a sea or large body of water that contains a group of islands, otherwise known as an island chain, island group, or a cluster or “collection” of islands.

[homegrownhubris]

No, that’s an archipelago. Anime is a hard yellowish-orange resin where ancient bugs and fossils are sometimes found.

[reanimationstation]

No, you’re thinking of amber. Anime is the manner of pronunciation peculiar to a particular individual, location, or nation.

[thudd224]

No, that’s an accent. Anime is the species of animal that is the main character of the tv show Arthur.

[idiotstoobsereve]

What if, I shared the ending? Haha unless?