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[damianmcgintleman]

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[coffee-with-a-hint-of-fuck-you]

Happy Birthday King 👑

[pr1nceshawn]

Love & Relationships by TUNA Dunn.

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

[lapisbitch]

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

[sirl33te]

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

[verysadskeleton]

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

[stitch-n-time]

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

[kanthia]

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

[spockyykins]

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

[obaewankenope]

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

[nat-20s]

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

[aphony-cree]

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

[naphula]

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

[givemeunicorns]

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

[queerstorian]

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

[afewreelthoughts]

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

[pontmarius]

I see your “Broadway key changes are the best” posts

And I raise you “Alfie Boe’s ‘Bring Him Home’ key change is the best thing that ever hit the face of the planet.”

[thebarksy]

Samantha Barks as Nancy in Oliver! (2011-13)

[agentmcfly24601]

Anyone else getting major Phantom of the Opera vibes from that last pic?

[its-nice-i-think-deactivated201]

Congratulations but its Lams

[ALEXANDER] John…

[JOHN] Alexander . . . Congratulations. You have invented a new kind of stupid A ‘damage you can never undo’ kind of stupid An 'open all the cages in the zoo’ kind of stupid 'Truly, you didn’t think this through?’ kind of stupid Let’s review You took a rumor a few maybe two people knew and refuted it by sharing an affair of which no one has accused you They begged you to take a break, you refused to So scared of what your enemies will do to you You’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to You know why Jefferson can do what he wants? He doesn’t dignify school-yard taunts with a response! So yeah, congratulations!

[ALEXANDER] Laurens…

[JOHN] You’ve redefined your legacy Congratulations

[ALEXANDER] It was an act of political sacrifice!

[JOHN] Sacrifice? I went with a loveless marriage with Martha and lived only to read your letters I look at you and think god what did we do with our lives and what did it get us? That doesn’t wipe the tears or my final years away And I’m back from the dead, yet ill fade away… but you know what I’m here to do?

I’m here to tell you….

I know my boyfriend like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as persistent or as blind And a million years ago you fell for this dead guy !!!! But I stood by….

*John flickers*

Do you know why? I love my you more than anything in this life I knew your career would suffer if we continued to lie…

[JOHN] So Eliza!

[ALEXANDER] Eliza…

[JOHN] Came into your life, so never loose sight of the fact that you have been gifted with the best wife… *John starts to flicker more rapidly* congratulations for the rest of your life…. every sacrifice you make is for your family please give them the best life! Congratulations! *John diseapears* *Alexander cries on is desk for the millionth time over John*

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[cleganed-deactivated20180118]

[aandsstark-deactivated20210126]

Edd thinks she’s so cute…right Edd?

[newsmoons]

“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS NONSENSE MEAN STEPHENIE”

[merrique-bathory]

kristen stewart had enough

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“People don’t sound like wind chimes, Stephenie”

[systlin]

Nobody on this planet hates Twilight as much as the cast of Twilight and I respect and admire them for that.

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[mydadisindianajones]

It’s not about “illegals stealing our jobs,” it’s about not being white. If anyone tells you otherwise they are lying.

[schuylexander]

not to be Dramatic or Anything but lin manuel miranda insisting that nina from in the heights didn’t have to have some traumatic, abused backstory to give her depth and personality and acknowledging the hardships of college and academic stress and culture shock as enough to warrant struggle is honestly the best character-writing to happen in the 21st century, thank you

[playbillonion]

Dave Malloy: ‘I Haven’t Read War and Peace’

“That book’s long as shit, dude,” said the composer when I visited him in his New York apartment where he was sitting in a paisley patterned bean bag on the floor watching the 2011 Ethan Hawke Moby Dick miniseries.

[ipoetried]

this is what my relationship looks like

[ipoetried]