Has Anybody Seen My Brain????I Kinda Need It

[sihtryggr]

bruh imagine being king daeron and queen myriah hanging out peacefully in the red keep because half your family has gone to a tourney since 3 of your grandsons will be participating in it and another grandson is squiring for one of them, only to find out the tourney has ended with 2 of your grandsons going missing then being found, 1 grandson shaming himself in the tourney, your youngest son killing your oldest son and heir in a trial of seven (that the !!kingsguard!! were participating in) because 2 grandsons fucking lied about some shit. the only grandson who actually acted appropriately now doesn’t have a dad and is the new heir to the iron throne and your squire grandson is travelling the seven kingdoms with a random hedge knight who’s like 100ft tall (and is the same person your two grandsons lied on and your heir died defending).

[fdblaize]

they should have season 2 dunk have dead wife baelor flashbacks me thinks

[pygmyharmoset]

Valarr being so soft spoken and gentle even in his grief in the wake of his father’s death. I don’t know if the actors decided to play it that way, but he really did sound exactly like Baelor - truly the heir to the People’s Prince. A gentleman till the end, with his pretty eyes and angst. Even the “begone with you Sir Duncan” was so quiet and reined in.

[myladyship]

I, like others, was expecting Valarr to be harsh towards Dunk, since this is how we interpret it in the books.

But hearing Oscar speaking in such a soft tone, just like Bertie did with Baelor, brought tears to my eyes.

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[sto-court]

Uhmmm can u guys tell him to get back on the canvas

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD POST

[shadesofmauve]

A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

[sodomit]

Made a little something on slur reclamation.

[sodomit]

And there it is, yeah.

[apocketfullofhobbits]

omfg the beacon breaking yasha out of the mind control was fucking neat giving that this is probably exactly what happened to the kryn when they first found it. like damn yall i would probably worship the thing for millennia too if it got me out of the spider queen bullshit. i really hope they show that history in the future.. maybe in leylas' memories?

[lycantrophyspouse]

Imagine being vess de rogna and watching a guy you betrayed and killed for power, a walking specter of your past crimes, driving past you in a silly hat.

[thecreatorontmblr]

got through the entirety of season one and mollymauk is still alive. i call this an absolute win.

[castiel-013]

What if powerful figures of the state made us murder our mothers....and we were both boys

[snailygoon]

Some Occtis sketches. I can’t help being utterly charmed by socially awkward wizards

[formulafangirl]

17yo Max: none of the older drivers have helped me, but it’s understandable. Why would you give advice to a rookie driver?

Max now: I told the rookies my strategy, which lines to take and bought them all a happy meal

[luisjuanmilton]

Max now: I will accept the fact that my team made allegations against a 19-year old rookie stating that he fixed a race result to help out a driver who is not their teammate and then say absolutely nothing to contradict it even when he receives thousands of death threats incited by my race engineer and a senior member of my team

[fleshia]

“ two-headed calf “ — filet crochet by me

[ sold ] ⊹ approx. 35.5cm x 31.5cm

[eraserheadadult]

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

[eraserheadadult]

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong

[wormpiratesblog]

sam and brennan really created this whole ass candescent creed and a cleric character following it with the intention of having themes about crisis of faith and the manufacturing and corruption of religion, and yet wicc time and time again somehow proves that he is, in fact, a follower of the light and the light will, in fact, save you and gift you inhuman abilities and the light will, in fact, grant him protection and a beautiful afterlife, because why wouldn't it.

[mincenoodle]

cas is stealing the silverware