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i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread
people who reblog this just to put in the tags that they don’t like hummus, i cannot emphasise enough that this post isn’t for u. actually if u don’t like hummus, don’t even talk to me. literally i love u hummus, i love u baba ganoush, i love u muhammara
tfw you see some stupid post that paints medieval peasants eating just plain grey porridge and acting as if cheese, butter or meat was too exotic or expensive for them, and have to use all your inner strength to not just reblog it with an angry rant and throwing hands with people. so i will just post the angry rant here
no, medieval people did not only eat grey porridge with no herbs or spices, they had a great variety of vegetables we dont even have anymore, grains and dairy products, not to mention fruits and meats, all seasonal and changing with the time of the year. no, medieval food was not just tasteless, maybe this will surprise some of you but you can make tasty food without excessive spice use, and can use a variety of good tasting herbs. if you'd ever tried to cook some medieval recipes you would know that. medieval people needed a lot of energy for their work, if they would only eat fucking porridge all of the time they would get scurvy and die before they could even built a civilisation. they had something called 'pottage' which was called that because it was cooked in one pot. you could leave the pot on the fire and go about your day, doing stuff and come back to a cooked meal. they put in what was available that time of the year, together with grains, peas, herbs, meat etc etc. again, if you would try to make it, like i have with my reenactment friends, it can actually be really good and diverse.
dont confuse medieval peasants with poor people in victorian england. dont think that TV shows what it was really like. dont think that dirty grey dressed people covered in filth were how the people looked like.
they made use of everything. too poor to buy proper meat? buy a sheeps head and cook it. they ate nettle and other plants we consider weeds now. they foraged and made use of what they found. hell, there are medieval cook books!
most rural people had animals, they had chickens (eggs), goats (milk and dairy), cows (milk and dairy), sheep (milk and dairy) and pigs (meat machine), and after butchering they used ALL THE PARTS of the animal. you know how much meat you can get out of a pig, even the smaller medieval breeds? the answer is a lot
if you had the space you always had a vegetable garden. there are ways to make sure you have something growing there every time of the year. as i said they had a variety of vegetables we dont have anymore due to how farming evolved. you smoked pork in the chimney, stored apples in the dry places in your house, had a grain chest. people could go to the market to buy fish and meat, both fresh and dried/smoked. they had ale, beer and wine, that was not a luxury that was a staple part of their diet.
this post ended once again up being longer than i planned, but please for the love of the gods, just actually educate yourself on this stuff and dont just say stupid wrong shit, takk
As this post is making the rounds again, let me just add some medieval cook books for all of you!
Here is a great collection of information about medieval cook books from all over europe with links! Here is another simple summary and some cook book links from the british library!
Here two books that I have myself and found great, and am soon going to try to remake some dishes:
The Forme of Cury: oldest known english cook book, compiled around 1390 for the english king (aka they put saffron into everything)
Das Bůch von gůter spîse: a german cookbook from 1350, part of the Housebook of Michael de Leone, a prothonotary (so no king this time). Way more down to earth recipes, and sometimes simple but still very creative with different foods and some sounding very tasty (I only know the middle high german version of this, so sorry)
It is also important to note that of course the food was VERY dependent on where you were living! Like wine and grapes were super normal every day food and drink for people where i come from (Vienna) where most of the economy was built on wine and the city (that is in a basin surrounded by low hills) is surrounded by massive wineyards, even today, going back over 1000 years. Where I live now (Norway) life and diet was fundamentally different! The ground is frozen most of the year, it is always cold, but you have a lot of access to fish (no wonder they went raiding).
To the many people on the notes asking over and over again (even though I answered it already) about the vegetables we don't have anymore:
Every modern vegetable used to look quite different, and we used to have a lot more variety of all of it. E.g. carrots: you are probably most familiar with the orange one, but that is just one vaeiation. Even today we have yellow and purple carrots, and back in the medieval period they had even more variants. There are a lot of things, especially salads that have grown 'out of fashion' and thus are not cultivated anymore like they used to be. There are a lot of kinds of peas dying out that used to be an important crop before we had potatoes in europe. Grains used to look very different (think of grain fields as high as corn fields). A lot of foods that need to be foraged also are out of fashion, sadly.
But I am happy so many people agree, and so many people enjoy learning how medieval food was really like instead of buying into hollywood/victorian era propaganda :D
sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
A nice way to cook a squash
This is how my parents always cook squash, and it is Very Good, 10/10 highly recommend. We usually use buttercup squash (not to be confused with butternut squash) but it works just the same with acorn squash.
First you should wash it. Then knock the stem off. The side where the stem was is typically flatter, and has much thicker walls, so that will be the bottom and you’ll treat the blossom end as the top.
Cut it open like you would a pumpkin for Halloween and scoop out the guts.
Into your empty squash place a spoonful or two of brown sugar, and a nice big piece of butter.
Fill the rest of the space with cranberries. As many as you can shove in there while still being able to close the lid.
Put the lid on and place it on a pan.
Bake at about 375 F (190 C) until it’s all nice and soft, which is usually an hour and a half for me, but it depends on the size of the squash. I stab it with a fork after the first hour to see how it’s doing.
Scoop it all out into a bowl and stir it up! When it’s cooked all the way through you can get pretty much every bit of squash out, and just have a paper thin empty squash skin left in the pan. Very nice. Much nicer than this badly lit photo makes it look.
It also works on butternut squash, but you’ll want to cut it lengthwise and cover it with foil for that.
It’s squash season again!
we NEED more cleaners and bricklayers and scaffolders and delivery drivers in MFA poetry programs. like. immediately.
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Wedding Cake!🍰Simple, yet elegant with a pulled sugar cake topper!
At this point I don’t even need the watermark or the tiktok username, I see the surface and the hands and a bit of the surrounding kitchen and have a reflexive moment of “fuck you preemptively.”
I love how the internet is just “Fuck this guy in particular”(affectionately) toward him. Like, he seems so sweet and obviously talented and amazing, hell, he’s a freaking wizard practically. But we still MUST know what he’s done this time. And his skills are always show-stopping.
I am always SO angry about how fucking PERFECT his creations are but I NEVER want to stop watching
I have a pretty low spoons recipe that's a staple in Iranian breakfasts: noon-paneer, which literally translates to bread-cheese. Basically you rip a piece of pita (or any flat bread, really) to be bite sized, put some cheese inside (try it with feta or cream cheese), and eat it. Repeat until full.
You can eat it just like that, but there are so many options for your third ingredient: fresh herbs, honey, walnuts, jam, dates, fried eggs, tomato, even watermelon! It works with both sweet and savory flavors, so its easy to change it up and keep it interesting. If you have access to nondairy cheese, it can be vegan too.
I'm sure the idea of bread and cheese isn't super unique, but sometimes I find that making a whole sandwich can be exhausting. It's just easier for me to make a bunch of little portions, if that makes sense.
when i’m low on spoons, for a meal i will steam a bag of frozen veggies in the microwave and then heat up (either stove or microwave) a can of beans. any type will do, it’s just a lot easier of a way to get protein for me than cooking meat. you could add hot sauce or salsa or whatever to the beans if you want, i generally prefer things plain, though.
here's some examples of plain steamable vegetables! these run $1-$2 USD generally & are steamable in the bag with a microwave.
always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem
For those who don’t know. MSG is just seaweed extract. It’s a racist campaign to make us scared of seaweed. And it makes food taste better. Some of y'all scared of tasty seaweed cause you believe racists.
All the people in the notes claiming to suffer from/have relatives with MSG allergies are utterly playing themselves because MSG allergies are a myth. Any sensitivity you think you have to MSG’s is coming from a different ingredient in the product, or is placebo.
Screenshots from the Healthline article if people can’t open the link. It’s not hard to find information that supports this all across the web as well.
You’re not likely to experience any sort of sensitivity to MSG in regular amounts that you would find in food.
It’s more likely that if you do experience sensitivities or allergies, it’s because of something else in the product.
MSG is quite literally as harmless to you as table salt. Stop being racists and start actually enjoying the food available to you.
People who feel ill from eating MSG may have poorly understood conditions like MCAS or histamine intolerance (HIT) as MSG, like many other perfectly healthy foods, is high in histamine. Other examples of seasonings that are high in histamine include black pepper, curry powder, cinnamon, and sometimes even table salt if it’s been treated with an anti-clumping agent.
This does not make MSG unhealthy, in fact, many high histamine foods and liberators are not only delicious but also beneficial for one’s health as they tend to be nutritionally dense and provide vital nutrients.
So yes, some people can be sensitive to MSG.
But as the above screenshots also points out, the individuals may also be reacting to the foods flavored with MSG because a lot of Chinese cuisine is either naturally high in histamine or fermented.
Again, this is not bad! Many extremely healthy and nutritionally dense foods are high in histamine!
The reason there’s so much backlash against MSG in particular and not, say… strawberries, aged red meat, kombucha, gluten, chocolate, seafood, pickles, Greek yogurt, anything that’s been fermented, black pepper, cinnamon, etc., is 100% racism and folks need to examine their perspectives.
I would also advise that if they do feel like they react to MSG, they also evaluate whether they may be reacting to other foods and may just not realize it.
It took me 30 years since early childhood to realize I wasn’t just a picky eater prone to stomach upsets but was actually experiencing non-IgE-mediated allergic reactions. It took until my illness progressed to idiopathic anaphylaxis and almost killed me before doctors started taking me seriously and suggested I might be suffering from a form of mast cell dysfunction.
So yes, 100% good post, and I hate to detract from the underlying message of it, but on the off chance anyone reads this and is thinking “but I do react to MSG!” you may have an underlying medical condition and need to look into HIT/MCAS.
Hey, yall with celiacs!
The FDA has allowed companies to not label things with gluten allergens. This means that, once again, the gluten free label can deceptive, and we need to start reading through all of the ingredients again (unless it has the verified label from GFCO). I'm not entirely sure how far this goes, but if looking for treats, do Not believe: cadbury cream eggs, newman o's. They are not gluten free. Stay safe!
Here is an example of the GFCO logo, they verify that advertised gluten free foods actually are:
Either of these logos means that a food has been verified by a third party company that is not the FDA (who has proven we cant trust them). I'm not sure about other verification companies, but I trust this one because they certify gluten free within celiac sensitivity standards. If you know of any other companies, feel free to add!
Once again, stay safe!
Non-celiac people are encouraged to reblog this.
ID: Image of two GCFO logos.
The first one is in all black and has the abbreviation “GF” in a black circle. Above and below are the words “Certified” and “Gluten-Free”.
The second logo has the words “Gluten Free” and a large lowercase “g” in purple and outlined in green. Above and below reads “Certified” and “GFCO.ORG”. /end ID
I got my book box from @shiftythrifting and it's perfect!
I microwave cooking book, which is similar to one my mom has that she's said good things about. Plus I have ADHD and depression so maybe trying out some microwave meals will be easier? A book by Shirley Jackson, who I love, and Frankenstein, which I love. I don't know anything about Bolo or the author Keith Laumer, but old mass market paperbacks are always fun. And More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, which I haven't read but I know it's like a scary kid's book classic. And bonus points because it appears to be a library discard! I'll talk shit about Melville Dewey all day long but seeing there was a call number on the spine made my little library staffer heart happy.
Also I didn't realize until much later that beet poot was drawn on the side of the shipping box so thanks for that spooky surprise when I suddenly realized the box was staring at me.
there is a lot of goodness in this world but most of it is stored in the food i cook with my grandmother
molletes: mexican bean toast
molletes, a mexican classic that only really takes bread, a can of refried pinto beans, and any cheese you have.
heat refried beans in microwave, about three spoonfuls
toast bread
slap the toast with bean and cheese! youre done! Simple but heart warming. You can get fancy and put salsa, red peppers, avocado or spicy sauce. Up to you!
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Chik-fil-le sandwich
INGREDIENTS:
4 hamburger buns, split
1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated
1 beefsteak tomato, sliced
20 dill pickle slices
FOR THE CHICKEN
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
1 cup dill pickle juice
1 ½ cups milk, divided
1 cup peanut oil
1 large egg
½ cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
DIRECTIONS:
Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.
In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.
Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.
In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.
In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.
Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.
Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.
Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets
https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24
https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/
If you like their food, this post will help you not fund them anymore.
https://www.familyfreshmeals.com/2019/03/copycat-chick-fil-a-sauce.html
Here also is a link for their famed sauce. Gonna start making it myself.
Skip the restaurant and make this craveable sauce at home. My Copy Cat Chick Fil recipe tastes just like the real thing, and you make as muc
Aldis has a copycat chicken in their freezer section in the red bag.