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29 - she/her - feel free to say hi!!

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

[nocountryforlesbians]

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[theeelfinnstolemypeanits]

[shinymanticore]

So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

[official-penis-posts]

Straight bananas are definitely rare on this website

[dreamyfreakout]

finally, I can recharge the girls

[what-even-is-thiss]

Looked it up. Seems like it’s a breast massager. Which for someone like me with chest dysphoria sounds like a nightmare but some people probably like it.

[fluffmugger]

[pukicho]

I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.

[pukicho]

I don't remember making this post. But there's my name. Right up there in the corner.

[medievaljournalist]

im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge

[parttimepunner]

Are there any rules to the madness challenge?

[medievaljournalist]

so basically its where you let the madness consume you #madnesschallenge

[gaysadist]

[dysphoria-things]

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[eggshellsareeat]

Notes are in complete agreement

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[cherry-waffles]

Moisturize me

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[ayziak]

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[brieflyshadywolf]