Product of Insomnia

Ask me whatever you'd like to know

[jubileeavemealone]

Exclusive footage of Batman

[ewil]

murder is bad? even if i say sorry afterwards? even if i am an anime girl.

[delusional-cannibal]

[ewil]

this is the worst website

[deus-ex-moshina]

Me, googling this information frantically: Okay now you guys have GOT to be fucking with me, there’s NO way he could’ve actually–

ADVAGDHSGFHHJGHHJ THIS MAN IS INSAAAAAANE

[deus-ex-moshina]

Ben Barnes circa 2019, scrolling through his own tag on tumblr.com and seeing thousands of fan edits with him as the Darkling:

[deus-ex-moshina]

@follyfortune @bishirleys Hey. Hey sorry. The what

[deus-ex-moshina]

ASKDJSJFJJGJKFKGKH @Narnia fandom IS THIS YOUR PRINCE???? Is this your Prince Caspian??????

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Um...

It's *King* Caspian actually

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[eggingforfreedom]

[madamslayyy]

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

[shadow-mystic]

IT GOT BETTER

[kryptonians]

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

A DC Comics superhero bottomed for a mutant shark and it’s officially been declared as canon

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War revealed that hero John Constantine dated King Shark, with a writer confirming Constantine bottomed. Yes,

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[shinosarna]

DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.

[a-random-fandom-friend]

(From the link up there : )

And she also added :

[dharmagun]

Chuck Tingle is smiling 

[jumpingjacktrash]

I’M smiling

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[samgiddings]

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

[samgiddings]

tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[senketsus]

listen here, you outdated meme

[joetheblogger]

[despairingfever]

[johnlock-hell-resident]

This part is already wholesome enough on it’s own but bear in mind, Quasimodo just woke up. Theres a chance he probably doesn’t even know Phoebus saved his life. The last thing Quasi saw before he fainted was frollo hanging beneath him surrounded by fire and smoke and then the first thing he sees after regaining consciousness is Phoebus’s arms around him, and immediately he goes to bear-hug him. All of the past grievances forgotten, he just sees a friend and needs to hug him 😢

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

MARCH

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

March 2, 2019

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 IT’S TIME <3

[captin-owl]

guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

[densley3]

IT IS TIME

[lemonsharks]

MARCHOWEEN

[thesaltofcarthage]

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

[dat-soldier]

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

[hustlerose]

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

[dat-soldier]

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[theocseason4]

[omruc]

being straight must be so exhausting

[sloth-incarnate]

[existent-barnacle]

[thatpotterguy]

Fuckin’ HELL

[guerrillatech]

[pennie-dreadful]

She had third degree burns on her genitals, needed a skin graft to repair the damage and was permanently disfigured, and left disabled for two years. Part of her original $20,000 claim was for her daughter's lost income while she cared for her. Also, there were 700 previous complaints of people being burned by McDonald's coffee, which they quietly paid off. They offered Liebeck $800.

[deathtalksaboutlife]

Stella Liebeck was 79 years old at the time of the incident, and the settlement helped her pay for a live-in nurse as she was partially disabled for two full years after being so badly burned she went into shock. She passed away in 2004 with little to no quality of life per her own daughter. She originally sought $20,000 dollars to cover her eight day hospital stay (including skin graphs) and compensation for her daughter's lost wages after she spent three weeks providing round-the-clock care.

Incidently, liquids served at 190 degrees is capable of causing third degree burns--which cause severe, permanent damage all the way to the muscle layer--within 3 seconds of contact with human skin. If you have a strong stomach, you can even find photographic evidence of her wounds with a quick google search. This didn't stop almost every major news outlet perpetuating MacDonald's coordinated smear campaign against her. MacDonalds' justification for this was basically, well, all fast food is hot and we have better things to worry about. Literally. This deliberately manufactured overly litigious gold digger stereotype is still remembered today via the Stella Awards, which mocks all the "frivolous" lawsuits against your favorite brands. Named after a little old lady who was permanently disfigured and handicapped from a ridiculously dangerous product.

Classy.

Never, ever take a corporation's side over a private citizen when lawsuits are involved.

[thebiscuiteternal]

She eventually died under the care of a live-in nurse from infection complications due to the fact that the damage had to be treated repeatedly over multiple years. While being mocked *worldwide* and constantly hassled by the media. The last few years of this woman's life were a miserable hell because McDonald's was too cheap to pay her medical costs when she asked.

[randomslasher]

Not just that--the last few years of her life were miserable because McDonald’s was too cheap to throw away old coffee. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[pwbi]

Final boss material

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable