shipping since '99

my blog is my collection of hyperfixations

[fairycosmos]

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[pitviperofdoom]

Okay pet peeve, “hard lime difficult time” neither follows the structure of the original phrase nor rolls of the tongue.

Hard time lemon lime works way better.

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[official-lucifers-child]

so make it

Cunt

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[giragirameganedan]

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons

[mousegirlheart]

what flavour is blue powerade? mountain blast? that's not a real flavour.

[skittybotbutt]

they call me powrerade the way i mount and blast

[skittybotbutt]

im sorry

[mousegirlheart]

never apologise for living your truth

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[egberts]

a baker's dozen is 13 because fuck 12

[ishvbro]

[mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might

[abby-howard]

[catchymemes]

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[setewbro]

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.