always bitchy sometimes funny

bored and more than likely, delirious current obsession? faking it particularly, amy raudenfeld if you don't love amy i dont know what the fuck is wrong with you and we can't be friends. leather-lovin, moto-ridin, gal-on-gal fan-girlin nerd. home of "that pervy little xena caption comic." don't expect continuity - these are random snippets of time, partially dictated by the screen caps chosen and partially by how grossly cheeky i am in that moment. the only thing constant is my wretchedly perverted sense of humor. drop me a line and say "hullo." i don't bite - i'm house broken.

[iraffiruse]

[drubtwopointoh-blog-deactivated]

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

[lj-lovegood]

Amen.

[adamndisgrace]

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

[misa-nthropy]

[thetrippytrip]

We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

[ifaithshere]

im not crying YOU ARE

[queencate]

[scientia-rex]

Does this read as “lesbian mafia of your wet dreams” to anyone else or is it just me

[i-am-bechloe-trash]

Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick react to Daniel Radcliffe’s story about Donald Trump giving him talk show advice.

[laughingfish]

they’re so fucking embarrassed and defeated i am screaming

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[bitchycode]

[soc1etysyndrome]

Fucking damn almost in the same outfit too this is cold af

[suckmyfandoms]

This is beautiful

[thelegendofclarke]

When I find my ship in times of trouble,

Fanfic authors come to me,

Speaking words of wisdom: Ao3.

[thelegendofclarke]

And when some broken-hearted shippers,

Don’t get a canon otp,

There will be an answer: Ao3.

[admhawthorne]

AO3, AO3, you’ve been so good to me Giving shippers solace AO3

[6slut]

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

[debrides]

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

[androginking]

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

[q4fy8g3ho9t-deactivated20240516]

at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

[priestessamy]

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

[alectually]

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

[emiliusthegreat]

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned. 

[hexaviolet]

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

[wlwesque]

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

[wheeloffortune-design]

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

[damaramegido]

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

[blackkatmagic]

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

[things-are-looking-up-oh-finally]

This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope y'all stay pure

[the-hebrew-impact-frame]

a really cute girl called me pretty while she was with someone who i presume was her bf, and a pretty cashier called me cute >w<

[ethereal-business-cabaret]

One of my earliest best friends is RIDICULOUSLY PRETTY, it makes sense that she was one of my first massive crushes. (We’re still close and I’m still crushing on her half a lifetime later sigh why are you straight)

One time we were volunteering at an event together and while I was giving the Come Join Our Org spiel to some people she snuck up behind me and kissed me behind one ear.

“blah blah fight violence against women blah - OMG I AM DEAD SWOON AJKHSDAKS - and this is why you should join Amnesty International”

[astro-vee]

sometimes i see beautiful women in public and i have to try rly hard not to look at them cause i don’t wanna creep them out but omg ladies are just too magic

[luxgalador]

so i have a cat now

[naamahdarling]

I am such a sucker for a good love story!

[cultureshift]

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

[seraphknights]

“should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box”

[echoesoftheforsaken]

^ reblogged for the comment

[sweetmintchocolatewitch]

“money that can be useful for victims of rape and abuse is sitting in a glass box to remind us how we care more about the ‘lives’ of unborn fetuses than the lives of homeless children”

[saysomethinghuman-deactivated20]

The cognitive dissonance is stunning

[geeksofdoom]

We don’t care about people, we care about the idea of people.

[sheisraging]

Reblogging for all of the comments.

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[youmadsaboutit]

Also

- Deadpool is just freaking amazing

[celero-loves-dragons]

- Deadpool is now a part of my squad and he can stop by for pancakes whenever he likes.

[amaluelmwood]

- Deadpool is a rape survivor

- Deadpool helped a suicidal young woman find it within herself to go get help instead of jumping from the roof of his apartment building

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Here it is, the sexiest thing I could think of dressing up as for Halloween.

[sanityisonliamatterofperception]

Where is the male version of this

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION

[lucytara]

u know what’s wrong with tumblr now?? too many kids who weren’t here for glee. y'all have no idea. none of u understand the suffering we went through. the hell. the endless war. u come in here and u try to start The Discourse but u dont get that we already made these mistakes. we already had the discourse and its done now. its over. its all over and u should let it stay dead but u wont and that’s why we all hate u

[chucktaylorupset]

I was not here for the days of glee but please relay that fandom history

[lucytara]

its not history, its blood. i still see it all over this website. the vague posts. the deactivated urls. where do u think the word problematic became popular. where do u think the representational anger started. glee was the hungry gaping void that consumed us all. it said watch us and find yourself. there is someone for everyone. santana is a lesbian and kurt is gay and brittany is bisexual and quinn, god knows what quinn is, she’s straight but we have her say things like “you were singing to finn and only finn, right?” and artie is disabled. mercedes is black and our outlet for body positivity. we are all oppressed by something and we are different and we are outcasts and we are you. 

and we fell for it. we watched glee and we related to its characters and we fought its wars until it was too late. until it was nothing but a distorted picture of a parody of reality, a cracked mirror in which our souls were sucked and encased in glass. finn outed santana but it’s fine because he had good intentions. sam was supposed to be gay but we’re bringing blaine anderson in for that instead. the q in quinn is for queerbait. brittany was maybe raped but it was a one liner so who really knows. will schuester was a horrible fucking adult and should never have been allowed to care for children. finn, the white straight boy, did everything wrong but it was narratively presented as right. we turned on each other. klaine vs kum and finchel vs faberry. santana fought everyone so brittana stans fought everyone. character vs character, ship vs ship, blogger against blogger. we fucking hated each other. there was no glee fandom. there were character fandoms and ship fandoms and that is it and our mottos were all fuck glee.

we won every popularity contest, every online poll. we voted our fingers to the bone. we created art and wrote fanfic and made such excellent photo manips they were published in newspapers. we were prolific. we were consumers of the hell we created and we just kept producing more in a fucked up dystopian fandom chain of supply and demand. don’t get me started on the rpf. dianna wore a likes girls shirt on tour and made a statement an hour later revoking it. some people still say heya is real but it’s like a breath of the wind, a sound so bare i can’t quite make out the words. 

u asked for history. theres no history, only rage and pain and regret, the image of anonymous with a grey face and sunglasses telling u to kill urself because u thought artie was a dick for calling brittany stupid that one time. this website is a reflection of the hole glee left when it finished taking all it could from us, when the void could not consume anything more, and the posts on it now, the social justice “discourse” that is just giant piles of steaming, unsifted, unrefined shit is from those who refused to learn from us. the history is here and it followed us and we can never ever escape it.

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[orphanblaque]

glee is the lesbian fandoms origin story

[awoodlandfox-deactivated2018010]

Have you not heard of Xena? You’re welcome. 

[dragonlikecats-deactivated20181]

How I imagine Americans to make food.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

[celtic-tactical]

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

[ifaithshere]

“GLOCKAMOLE” HOLY SHIT

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Being in a room with straight people talking about straight things is so exhausting.

[thegayredmage]

What the hell are ‘straight things’?

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Marriages and mortgages and families and opposite sex attraction talk and talking about sex openly without being made to feel like you are making people uncomfortable and hearing straight people talk about how hard dating is for them and hearing straight people talk about how they are such victims and their lives are shit when what this really means is they aren’t married at age 22 and sexist crap that drives me crazy like traditional weddings and how great religion is and how the world is so lovely and kind and great because people don’t know what it’s like to be a minority and how straight people are like “this person is so lovely” when you know they are homophobic or listening to straight people say things are “gay” or talk about people who dress unconventionally (ie. men who wear dresses) as being weird or doing impressions of gay people or asking “why don’t you have a boyfriend?” judgementally as if it is just that easy or getting annoyed at you when you complain about how hard your life is because it’s easy for them cause they are straight and wouldn’t know the first thing about it or having to come out to people all the time cause they just assume you’re straight and getting weird looks like “tmi” or “you don’t look gay” or “I don’t care what you do in the bedroom” or having to hear straight people talk about really cute straight couples or really great romantic films or books about straight people or just watching people live super conventional lives and do really sexist old fashioned things just because no one is brave enough to question or think about anything… and worst of all knowing that if you were to say or talk about anything gay everyone would get uncomfortable and not join in on the conversation and wish you had said nothing… and then people will be like “you hardly said anything”, “you’re so quiet”, “you don’t talk much”, “are you shy”, “you’re boring”.

No bitch I’m gay and I don’t relate to nor am I really interested in any of the shit that you have been yelling to my face for the last hour.

[alilovesgirls]

THIS. OH MY GOD THIS.

[wondrousworld]

A wild cat and a fox isn’t the usual pair of best friends but this duo was discovered by fishermen on the shores of Lake Van in Turkey and have been together for over a year. Locals say their inseparable. Article.

[imovedimovedimovedimoved-deacti]

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

[thecavenest]

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

[semicolonthefifth]

It took a bit of googling magic, but I think I’ve found it.

This is “Kindled” by Laura K. Cannon, which is part of her portfolio that can be found here: http://navate.com/2wk6im1sartc92iwza7il07bxq2mk5

Is this what you were looking for? @sakyubaso

[tiffanygladiator]

I’m in love.