i go by Myles

male/15/Hufflepuff/plant dad

[misterpoofofficial]

how come i just realized most of my favorite pairings involve person A to be dead and person B is alive....like...........

[sentada]

who else is stupid and eats bread

[warpedlamp]

"I’d [...] peg [...] Clifford" -warpedlamp

You’re trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks

[furuyasatoru]

GASP

[guiltiest-gear]

Gays will see the word frog and instantly reblog huh

[manic-pixie-nightmare-enby-deac]

Yes.

[guiltiest-gear]

How do you people find this so fast

[official-lucifers-child]

frog

[cupid-clown]

frog

[frog]

Instantly reblogging

[afloweroutofstone]

I don’t know how else to tell y’all that the difference between “X is a social construct” and “X isn’t real” is very, very, very, very important!

[quasi-normalcy]

Money is a social construct. Laws are a social construct. Prison is a social construct. All are very real, as you will find out if you ever rob a bank.

[aevios]

What “X is a social construct” means: this concept is something created and reinforced by our society, and therefore it isn’t necessarily a fundamental or natural truth of existence, and we should be able to modify, expand, or eliminate said construct if it does harm or doesn’t accurately represent or help the people living in said society.

What “X is a social construct” doesn’t mean: we made this thing up so it is totally meaningless and has absolutely no consequences.

[redpandarascal]

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

[redpandarascal]

this post doesn’t need anyone’s addition. I said everything that needed to be said.

[theprettynerdie]

[y0url0calqu33r]

@igobymyles love these avatars my SO made for us ❤️❤️❤️

[igobymyles]

Gay

My grandparents are funny! They were saying something about a 19 year old dude who was funny, and how they wish they had a grandchild that was old enough to date him, preferably a girl, and they were talking about me. Then I said, “even if I was old enough, I would still say no.” Then started laughing. But my grandpa said,“oh, just wait a few years and then you’ll see.” But jokes on them! I’m a lesbian! Bwahahahah!

[igobymyles]

Okay tiny Myles here’s the tea, you’re not a lesbian. You’re bisexual and not even a girl sorry. Also you came out to your grandparents and now you don’t even talk to them. Glad you got past this lol.

[igobymyles]

my biggest fear when i’m with my family

grandma:So, do you have a boyfriend yet? is he handsome? what are is hobbys? does he like cake?

*my gayness jumps out of a box*

me:acctualy i have a beautiful girlfriend! and she is the most beautiful person ever!

[igobymyles]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha old me

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a dragon that is cursed to change into a human every night. One day a knight comes to slay you, and imagine their surprise when the dragon they’re about to stab vanishes in a puff of smoke, leaving a defenseless human crouched in front of them.

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the ability to immediately know the exact volume of any container by placing your hand on it. Tell the story of how you saved the whole world with this power.

[igobymyles]

Me: *enters a bunch of those guessing contests where you have to guess how many of a certain item is in a jar*

Me: *wins every one and earns billions of dollars*

Me: *goes to poor countries and gives away all my money*

Repeat that and boom

[ink-shaming]

Jaytim Week Day 2:  Supernatural AU… you mean Buzzfeed Unsolved AU

[Jason Todd Voice] Hey there demons, its me, ya boy.

[igobymyles]

Thought this was Shiro and Keith but I guess not, still awesome art tho

[paxamericana]

fucking freaks

[socialistexan]

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[nevver]

[goongdingy]

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

[stem-cell]

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

[rosalarian]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

[igobymyles]

Why I enjoy little space;

I need someone to remind me to take shower, take meds, and do simple human things

I enjoy the attention

Pacifiers are great for helping me not grind my teeth

Sippy cups are great if you’re clumsy and spill a lot of things

It helps me get away from big problems