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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

miseria-fortes-viros

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

warlockofagnesi

COUNTERPOINT

miseria-fortes-viros

well i can’t argue with that one

quacksmith

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

miseria-fortes-viros

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

say hello to my little friend

jollyfurydragonballer

khanuckle-deactivated20250628

cosmosarcana

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

#omg i laughed so hard at this

frogmp3

vin-di-kate-or-deactivated20211

Here lies Kate. She was going to be a good time.

hopefulmisanthrope

Here lies Lisa. She wasn’t going on the bus and she was in a car.

snomeker

Here lies Ken. He was one of the first things to say to you and I don’t think I have to do anything.

hitchcockismyhomeboy

Here lies Jen. She was so cute.

meowlizziemixer

Here lies Sarah. She was taught to stay small.

(Jesus fucking christ??)

jumblemama

Here lies (me). She was the first person who was ever to make the decision for her family and the people she loved.

havekidslaughmore

Here lies Stephanie. She was a little bit of a good time. 🪦😭

igottheblacklungpop

Here lies Brooke. She was gone.

#it ain't lyin'

Just watched Bring Her Back.

I am officially DISTURBED.

cheaphalloweencostume

$1.69

That’s the cost of my vegan lunch

But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat

cheaphalloweencostume

almost 9 years of me getting yelled at by the smartest joke understanders tumblr has to offer

theonion

FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"

My dad's basset has a recliner and his own personalized blanket/banner

#such a sweet old boy

isitsafe

Dear Dudebroskis,

I don’t care how hot you think you are, you are not entitled to having complete strangers acknowledge you. People don’t owe you attention. And making videos like this only make you seem like even more of the kind of person that other people should avoid.

Sincerely, don’t worry about us and mind your business.

kangamommynow

100%

Nobody gets to judge someone else on 3 seconds of seeing them on their phone. What an entitled prick.

Maybe she's tired, man. Maybe she's been doing customer service all day and needs to not interact for a minute while she walks home. Maybe she's had enough of entitled people up in her face. Maybe she's watching the video of her child who recently died. You don't fucking know. She doesn't have to have a reason you think is valid, man. She gets to guard her peace.

hopefulmisanthrope

"All I wanted was to do on my nice peaceful walk," he begins. In what way did a woman doing her own thing and leaving him alone interrupt his nice peaceful walk?

notaparagraph

I rushed to read the comments, and:

We don’t wanna talk to you.

canwestopforrocks

I had such high hopes of "we should do better than this" being an address of dudes encroaching on the peace of women. Like, the way he started off immediately gave me ick and I wanted it to turn to him realizing he was obliviously giving ick and "doing better" would be to cross the damned street himself before a woman feels like she needs to defend herself or her peace. Every nasty, gross man who has catcalled, followed, or harassed a woman just wanted to have *his* version of a nice walk AT THE EXPENSE OF A WOMAN'S PEACE.

For real, do better.